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Office Impressions - Economy Half Strip Stapler

4.1 out of 5 stars 21 customer reviews
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  • ASIN: B0087HVTYY
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (21 customer reviews)
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121 of 126 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsConsider the whole picture
By Jason L. Hoobler on February 12, 2014
At first I was like, "$21 million for a stapler?!" But on closer inspection, I noticed FREE SHIPPING! So I snatched this up before anyone noticed the mistake. Now I can staple two pieces of paper together for a fraction of the price of the national debt of Zimbabwe.
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52 of 58 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsIt saved my life, my soul, and my torn underwear
By Brian on February 12, 2014
I was just a morally bankrupt billionaire astronaut railroad tycoon arctic explorer when I realized that all i needed in this life was a stapler to mend my soul. It did just that, and i would have paid this small amount 10 times over for the same satisfaction

This is one of those purchases where you have to just close your eyes and buy it, because you wont find a better deal around and you will regret not "going for it."
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50 of 56 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsGreatest Purchase of My Life
By Pamela A. Topolinski on February 12, 2014
I have tried countless other staplers, but none other could compare to this. I wasn't sure on whether this stapler would finally be the one, but my God it is fantastic. I needed something affordable and dependable, with a high-impact plastic construction. I often accidentally destroy staplers by leaving them under piles and piles of money, but even after dropping my billions of dollars on top of it, it held up. And that non-skid base? Unreal how non-skiddy it is. I just ordered six more to give as gifts to my family and friends.

If you're deciding between that beach-side mansion, 20 Ferraris, or this stapler, it's a no brainer. The stapler is the way to go.
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18 of 21 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 starsYou people don't get the purpose.
By Cody J. on March 10, 2014
I too was curious as to why this stapler was 21 million dollars. It wasn't until I bought it (considering that I could get a refund if it sucked) that I realized its true purpose. This stapler is the only item in existence that weighs 1,814,369,480,854 nanograms, or the exact weight of the legendary Zimbabwean crown diamond. Why does this matter? Because this diamond (used as an assurance of value when the president of Zimbabwe noticed that the currency was going to tank) rests on the world's most accurate scale. It is written that when this scale changes weight it will awaken the long-dormant volcano known as Mount Inyangani, forever shrouding the Earth in black ash. Thanks to this stapler, I will be able to take the diamond without changing the weight of the scale. Thank you for the eternal riches of Zimbabwe, Amazon.

4/5 stars because it can only go through ten sheets or so.
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19 of 22 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsGREAT FOR STAPLING CHILDREN TO TREES.
By slim shady on March 8, 2014
WOW. I thought that since it was so cheap, it wouldn't work very well. But it's actually really great! I recommend for sure. if you ever need a new stapler, this is the one to get.
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14 of 16 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsThe best stapler I've ever used.
By Sam on February 13, 2014
This is quite possibly THE BEST stapler in existence. You might be thinking that 21 million is a bit too much for a simple stapler, but this stapler has literally saved my life.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 starsAsk the right questions.
By Deretheni on March 10, 2014
Upon receiving the Economy Half Strip Stapler, I decided to use it on my midterm report regarding socio-economy injustices. The first press down, I immediately felt the persistent lodging of the metal bracket into the corner of the pager. Upon retraction, I realized there was a centimeter between the page and the point of insertion. Because of this, I'd like to draw up a reasonable pro's and con's table.

Pro's:
Very easy refill.
Comes with amazon hyperlink to refills scribbled on recyclables (any).
If you hold it up to your ear...well, you'll know soon enough. Always tickle it after it responses with, "plight me."
Staples only paper

Con's:
Didn't properly sync with my airport device
They don't have a supported apple driver or any open-source modules.
Does not work if fixed within another printing device
Staples are much less interesting to listen too.
Often, I found myself unconscious, outside my house with my pre-stabled papers sprawled everywhere.
Free shipping only in Hawaii
Lusts dust.
Dust lusts.

Really, it works well for what it is. Buy if you don't intend to use quickly, but if slowly, then you're probably on the right track.
Just remember to always place in a dimly lit room, as it tends to snore loudly at night.
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11 of 14 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 starsThe greatest thing since sliced bread.
By Shahpour Ismail on March 10, 2014
If there is an item on the market that can bring a surge of utter joy and unrelenting happiness with just the slightest gaze, it is this baby. I was looking far and wide for an object that would... complete me. And this did just that. Everyday, after I take my private jet to the harbor, then my yacht straight to work in the mornings, one look at my stapler and I know that everything is going to be alright in this world. All my problems; my girlfriend leaving me because I don't know how to "manage" myself, my crippling debt, and loss of friends can all be forgotten when I'm with this beauty.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews

4.0 out of 5 starsConvenient

Works well. I used it a lot during the winter for crafts but haven't since. It's convenient to have for if I ever need papers stapled.

Published 20 months ago by Toni Rippons
4.0 out of 5 stars?

Coincidence or not?

21 million down to 5.5k shortly after Mt. Gox loses half a million dollars in Bitcoin and yet Bitcoins value didn't plummet, heck it went from $400... Read more

Published 22 months ago by James H
5.0 out of 5 starsYou got ripped off!

I see some of you paid the astronomical sum of 21 million for this stapler! How upset are you that I got it for a mere fraction of that at $5,555.55? Read more

Published 22 months ago by Scuds
5.0 out of 5 starsamazing deal

I had my eye on this stapler when it was $21 million but got 10 boxes of the Montegrappa Chaos Limited Edition 18K Gold Rollerball Pen instead. This huge discount to 5555. Read more

Published 22 months ago by Jennifer Li
5.0 out of 5 starsWhat a price reduction!

Down from $21m, this stapler has been drastically reduced to $5,555.55! I was a little hesitant at $21m, but NOW......
I'm IN! :)

Published 22 months ago by Christina J. Payton
5.0 out of 5 starsGreat gift idea!

Bought 2 for my college aged daughters. They love it and their friends are so jealous! Keep it up Office Impressions!

Published 22 months ago by Todd
4.0 out of 5 starsGreat package deal!

The best part about this item is not its superior quality or streamlined design, but the package deal that comes recommended by Amazon. Read more

Published 22 months ago by Peter
4.0 out of 5 starsFinally, the same buying privileges as the US Gov't!

I've waited for years, desperate to have the same buying privileges as the Federal Gov't; now we can all share in these value added items that were previously only available to... Read more

Published 22 months ago by Lisa M
2.0 out of 5 starsDisappointing

After purchasing I looked for the matching garbage can and desk accessories only to learn they had been DISCONTINUED hence the low price for this item. Read more

Published 22 months ago by CH

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