The Official Beanie Basher Handbook [Paperback]

B. Neebascher (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: October 1998

"Dr." B. Neebascher shared his startling and horrific revelations about those menacing miniture plush animals that "present a clear and present danger to the future of humankind."

"Dr." Neebascher discusses: The evolution of Beanies and Beanie AnatomyHow to create your own counterfeits for monetary gainStartling Conspiracy Theories (Including Alien Invasion and Hazardous Waste Disposa)How to retire your own Beanies and most important: socially repsonsible alternative uses for Beanies

Product Details

• Paperback: 104 pages
• Publisher: Andrews Mcmeel Pub (October 1998)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0836281861
• ISBN-13: 978-0836281866
• Product Dimensions: 6.8 x 4.8 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 4 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 1.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (5 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,175,225 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Beanie Basher Handbook a must for Beanie Lovers and Loathers, October 30, 1998

By A Customer

This review is from: The Official Beanie Basher Handbook (Paperback)

This book is a hilarious parody of the Beanie Baby craze. It offers alternative uses for Beanies (when you find out that your investment doesn't pan out). Fully illustrated in gruellingly funny photos. Includes a "Beanie Autopsy" revealing the shocking contents of a Beanie. This book would make a great gift for the Beanie Lover or Loather in your life.

1 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars A ridiculous, pointless and cruel book., March 11, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: The Official Beanie Basher Handbook (Paperback)

Why would anyone create a book about killing Beanie Babies? What are so bad about them? Ty have spent so much time creating these wonderful Beanie Babies. It seemed so cruel seeing those horrid pictures of them being crushed etc.There is no point in making a book only about killing Beanie Babies? Who the heck would waste their time and money on buying Beanie Babies and then just destroying them? I, as only a 6th grader, have written much better animal books then this author has done. I strongly do not reccomend this pointless book. Dont waste your time on it.

1 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars A ridiculous, pointless and cruel book., March 11, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: The Official Beanie Basher Handbook (Paperback)

Why would anyone create a book about killing Beanie Babies? What are so bad about them? Ty have spent so much time creating these wonderful Beanie Babies. It seemed so cruel seeing those horrid pictures of them being crushed etc.There is no point in making a book only about killing Beanie Babies? Who the heck would waste their time and money on buying Beanie Babies and then just destroying them? I, as only a 6th grader, have written much better animal books then this author has done. I strongly do not reccomend this pointless book. Dont waste your time on it.