Hundreds of thousands of humorous Chuck Norris facts have been published, traveled around the globe via the Internet, and gained an international audience of millions. Chuck Norris facts are a quirky, extremely popular Internet phenomenon that has entertained fans from all over the globe. In the last several years, Chuck Norris has been asked repeatedly from the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq and Afghanistan, “Which facts are your favorites?” For the first time ever, in The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book, Chuck gives readers not only his favorite “facts,” roundhouse-kicked by the man himself, but also the stories behind the facts and the code by which Chuck lives his life. Fans from every corner of the globe will enjoy both the fanciful and inspirational from one of the world’s great action heroes. This book makes a perfect gift.
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Who is the real Chuck Norris? Perhaps you’ve known him as Walker, Texas Ranger. Maybe you’ve seen him star in martial arts action films. You’re probably afraid of his roundhouse kick. Most likely, you’ve heard—and probably told—a Chuck Norris joke or two (or three or four), because they’re all over the Internet.
YOU’VE HEARD THE FACTS: “Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t need a weapon. He is one. “ “When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t pushing himself up. He’s pushing the earth down.”
NOW DISCOVER CHUCK’S FAVORITE FACTS, FROM THE MAN HIMSELF. From the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq, Chuck Norris has repeatedly been asked, “Which Facts are your favorites?” Now, for the first time ever, the real Chuck Norris shares 101 of his favorite Facts and some of the stories behind them. Learn the truth about his life and career and the code by which he lives his life.
A share of the proceeds from this book will be donated to www.kick-start.org.
YOU’VE HEARD THE FACTS: “Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.” “Chuck Norris doesn’t need a weapon. He is one. “ “When Chuck Norris does a push-up, he isn’t pushing himself up. He’s pushing the earth down.”
NOW DISCOVER CHUCK’S FAVORITE FACTS, FROM THE MAN HIMSELF. From the heartland of America to the battlefields of Iraq, Chuck Norris has repeatedly been asked, “Which Facts are your favorites?” Now, for the first time ever, the real Chuck Norris shares 101 of his favorite Facts and some of the stories behind them. Learn the truth about his life and career and the code by which he lives his life.
A share of the proceeds from this book will be donated to www.kick-start.org.
From AudioFile
The only time Chuck Norris uses a stunt double is for crying scenes. That's one of the 101 Chuck Norris facts in his account of inspirational anecdotes and observations. Think of this as "Chicken Soup for the Chuck Fanatic," an entertaining mix of health and business tips; life lessons; words of wisdom from Gandhi to Colbert; and true tales of Steve McQueen, Bruce Lee, and Priscilla Presley. There's also the inoffensive, though constant, echo of self-promotion--yes, Chuck still uses the Total Gym. It's all made palatable by Johnny Heller's delivery, at once sincere and tongue-in-cheek. The bite-sized segments make this audio a consistently entertaining ride. Liberals and humanists, buckle your seatbelts. R.W.S. © AudioFile 2010, Portland, Maine
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Chuck Norris is a TV and film actor who has starred in more than twenty films and is well known for his popular television series "Walker, Texas Ranger." He is also a martial arts expert and a bestselling author of numerous books including "Black Belt Patriotism" and "The Secret Power Within." Norris's nationally syndicated column appears in Human Events, Town Hall, and World Net Daily, among other outlets. Chuck and his wife Gena continue to be involved in many charitable, Christian and civic endeavors, including two trips to Iraq to support American troops, the Make-a-Wish Foundation, Veterans Administration National Salute to Hospitalized Veterans, the United Way, etc. Chuck and Gena Norris are also advocates for an elective Bible education course offered now in 475 public school districts in 38 states. Chuck Norris' greatest mission at the moment, however, is to raise the value and standards of at-risk young people through his KICKSTART organization. KICKSTART is a martial arts program offered to junior high kids in Texas in lieu of their regular physical education classes. Chuck and Gena and their children live on their ranch near Houston, Texas. For more information on Chuck Norris and the KICKSTART program, go to: www.chucknorris.com.
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63 of 68 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars
5-star comical and inspirational book by Chuck Norris (EXPANDED REVIEW FROM ABOVE)
October 14, 2009
Format:Paperback
I received a prerelease copy of The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book for professional review. I wasn't sure what to expect, but after just a few minutes I was absolutely captivated, laughing hysterically, thoroughly entertained, genuinely inspired, and even educated by reading through various entries in the 101 Norris selected. It is the most reasonably priced 320-page book that I've seen in a long time ([...]).
According to Norris, he was asked repeatedly over the past few years by various publishers to write about his favorite Chuck Norris Facts, those hyperbolic and mythical sayings about the nature of Chuck Norris that have created him into an Internet and superhero sensation.(I'm certain that picking 101 favorites was not easy for him, being that there are literally tens of thousands.)
Under each of Chuck's 101 favorite Facts in the book is also a related short story about it (titled "Let's Be Honest"), then a related quote from contemporaries to classic figures (titled "They said it") and a final section summarizing Chuck's life principle based upon what he just wrote (titled "Chuck's Code").
The 101 Chuck Norris Facts include some Facts that I've heard before, but many, many, many I have not. They all are belly-achingly funny! Examples of a few are: "If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3-hole punch," "Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his bare hands," "Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot," and "Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter and blow bubbles with beef jerky." And, just in time for the holiday season, "Chuck Norris knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you're awake; he knows when you've been bad or good; so play dead for goodness sake!"
A phenomenal artistic touch to this book is the inclusion of Chuck Norris caricature sketches accompanying each of his 101 favorite Facts. They include Chuck wrestling with a grizzly bear (8 times his size), Chuck roundhouse kicking a stick of dynamite, Chuck hanging from a ladder that is dropped from a flying helicopter (an action and scary stunt story he also shares), etc.
As hilarious as the Chuck Norris Facts are, I found the most engaging part of the book is the diversity of stories in the 101 entries, from Norris's martial arts, movies and television careers to his encounters with notables and others all around the world. My favorites are how he wrestled and got bit by a snake on "Walker, Texas Ranger," and how he had to use a real rat (instead of a fake one) for a stunt in one of his Missing in Action movies in which he had to hold the rat in his mouth for several minutes while hanging upside down from a rope! The stories also include intimate details of his personal life, from family, love and marriage, faith and even his daily workout plan and diet. He discusses how he was able to overcome the effects of an alcoholic violent father, abject poverty and the many hurdles on his way to become world karate champion and an award-winning actor. Particularly moving are his tributes to his mother and brother Wieland, who died in 1970 in the Vietnam War. He also conveys insights into (and funny stories about) his relationships with other legends like Bruce Lee, Elvis Presley and many other movie stars, sports figures and cultural icons. Lastly, many entries are inspirational and educational on a host of subjects, from America's origins to fitness and finances and overcoming various obstacles in life. In almost every entry, Chuck encourages his readers to keep striving to be their best, physically, mentally and spiritually. And he uses his five core values (fight, family, faith, fitness and freedom) to motivate them.
Insider information revealed in the book includes where Norris got the name "Chuck Norris" (not his original name), how he met his wife Gena (while on a date with someone else), intimate and funny details of his friendship with Bruce Lee, a time when Chuck actually wore leotards (yes, it's true), Chuck's diet and daily exercise program, never-before revealed details about his family, intimate details behind-the-scenes of his movies and television hit "Walker, Texas Ranger," secrets behind his martial arts career and acting successes, confessions about "swalling the Hollywood lifestyle" that led to his renewed faith in God, and an answer as to whether or not he will run for a government position in the future, among many other personal facts.
If you like quotes, you'll love Norris's collection of quotes ("They said it"). They are a rich group of sayings from those over the past couple centuries, from comedians, scientists, revolutionaries to cultural heroes. Contributors include classics from Isaac Newton, Thomas Jefferson, C.S. Lewis, Mother Teresa, etc., but there are also contemporaries like Steve Carell, Steve Colbert, Jeff Foxworthy, Rachel Ray, Jon Stewart, Suze Orman, Yoda, Conan O'Brien, Casting Crowns, Ted Nugent, Bono, Denzel Washington, and many, many others.
Despite that Norris is active in real life in the cultural wars and political scene, absent is any reference to partisan politics. I appreciate that. When he speaks about America, he references the founders and encourages all Americans to fight for our country. When he addresses anything touchy, like religion, he does so with class, respect and optimism. Whether you're a fan or not, whether you're an American or not, this volume will be thoroughly enjoyed by people here and abroad. I'm predicting it will quickly go into other languages, especially with Norris' large global fan base.
About the only negative I can say about the Official Chuck Norris Fact Book is: Why wasn't it published a few years ago?
If you love to read, buy this book.
If you are not a big reader, buy this book.
If you are discouraged and need a laugh, buy this book.
If you just like to laugh, buy this book.
If you need some inspiration, buy this book.
If you believe in freedom, buy this book.
If you are bored, buy this book.
If you are sick and tired of bad news, buy this book.
If you are weary from economic hardships, buy this book.
If you are in debt, buy this book. (Even entries on how to get out of debt!)
If you are on a limited book budget, buy this book.
If you want to build up your family, buy this book
If you want to improve your health, buy this book.
If you want to be more spiritual, buy this book
If you love this country, buy this book.
If you want to inspire kids or grandkids, buy them this book!
And if you want any of the preceding for anyone else you know, buy this book for them too!
The Official Chuck Norris Fact book would make a fantastic Christmas gift for just about anyone, and is small enough even to be a stocking stuffer. I can see how the book would be great for young people and college-age, but there is nothing that restricts its reading enjoyment among any age group, gender or blue-collar or white collar worker. This book would be particularly encouraging to military personnel, as Norris shares repeated stories about his own military experience and his two visits to our troops overseas (beside the fact that the Chuck Norris Facts are VERY popular among the military). He is very uplifting to our service men and women and their families. I can see this book sitting on coffee tables, in bathrooms, in break rooms, in barracks or just on one's nightstand for lighter, slowdown, evening reading. This is a definite 5-star G & PG-rated comical and inspirational book that is good for the whole family, easily down to junior-high ages.
Especially noteworthy is the audio version of "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." Rarely does an audio book match or equal its printed version, but, in this case, Johnny Heller, who reads for it is a perfect match (a little like John Wayne and a little like Clint Eastwood and a little like Chuck Norris).
This book is Norris's 2nd grand slam (or should I say solid roundhouse connection?) in two years, following his #14 New York Times Best Seller, "Black Belt Patriotism"--a cultural manifesto (available I understand in Jan. 2010 in a 50-page expanded paperback version--Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America) Well done Norris! Well done!
ADDED: Just discovered that copies can be sent to our troops overseas in holiday caregiving packages by simply placing the following address as the shipping address during checkout: Give2TheTroops Headquarters, 196 West Street, Rocky Hill, CT 06067
According to Norris, he was asked repeatedly over the past few years by various publishers to write about his favorite Chuck Norris Facts, those hyperbolic and mythical sayings about the nature of Chuck Norris that have created him into an Internet and superhero sensation.(I'm certain that picking 101 favorites was not easy for him, being that there are literally tens of thousands.)
Under each of Chuck's 101 favorite Facts in the book is also a related short story about it (titled "Let's Be Honest"), then a related quote from contemporaries to classic figures (titled "They said it") and a final section summarizing Chuck's life principle based upon what he just wrote (titled "Chuck's Code").
The 101 Chuck Norris Facts include some Facts that I've heard before, but many, many, many I have not. They all are belly-achingly funny! Examples of a few are: "If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his 3-hole punch," "Chuck Norris was born in a cabin that he built with his bare hands," "Sweating bullets is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot," and "Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter and blow bubbles with beef jerky." And, just in time for the holiday season, "Chuck Norris knows when you are sleeping; he knows when you're awake; he knows when you've been bad or good; so play dead for goodness sake!"
A phenomenal artistic touch to this book is the inclusion of Chuck Norris caricature sketches accompanying each of his 101 favorite Facts. They include Chuck wrestling with a grizzly bear (8 times his size), Chuck roundhouse kicking a stick of dynamite, Chuck hanging from a ladder that is dropped from a flying helicopter (an action and scary stunt story he also shares), etc.
As hilarious as the Chuck Norris Facts are, I found the most engaging part of the book is the diversity of stories in the 101 entries, from Norris's martial arts, movies and television careers to his encounters with notables and others all around the world. My favorites are how he wrestled and got bit by a snake on "Walker, Texas Ranger," and how he had to use a real rat (instead of a fake one) for a stunt in one of his Missing in Action movies in which he had to hold the rat in his mouth for several minutes while hanging upside down from a rope! The stories also include intimate details of his personal life, from family, love and marriage, faith and even his daily workout plan and diet. He discusses how he was able to overcome the effects of an alcoholic violent father, abject poverty and the many hurdles on his way to become world karate champion and an award-winning actor. Particularly moving are his tributes to his mother and brother Wieland, who died in 1970 in the Vietnam War. He also conveys insights into (and funny stories about) his relationships with other legends like Bruce Lee, Elvis Presley and many other movie stars, sports figures and cultural icons. Lastly, many entries are inspirational and educational on a host of subjects, from America's origins to fitness and finances and overcoming various obstacles in life. In almost every entry, Chuck encourages his readers to keep striving to be their best, physically, mentally and spiritually. And he uses his five core values (fight, family, faith, fitness and freedom) to motivate them.
Insider information revealed in the book includes where Norris got the name "Chuck Norris" (not his original name), how he met his wife Gena (while on a date with someone else), intimate and funny details of his friendship with Bruce Lee, a time when Chuck actually wore leotards (yes, it's true), Chuck's diet and daily exercise program, never-before revealed details about his family, intimate details behind-the-scenes of his movies and television hit "Walker, Texas Ranger," secrets behind his martial arts career and acting successes, confessions about "swalling the Hollywood lifestyle" that led to his renewed faith in God, and an answer as to whether or not he will run for a government position in the future, among many other personal facts.
If you like quotes, you'll love Norris's collection of quotes ("They said it"). They are a rich group of sayings from those over the past couple centuries, from comedians, scientists, revolutionaries to cultural heroes. Contributors include classics from Isaac Newton, Thomas Jefferson, C.S. Lewis, Mother Teresa, etc., but there are also contemporaries like Steve Carell, Steve Colbert, Jeff Foxworthy, Rachel Ray, Jon Stewart, Suze Orman, Yoda, Conan O'Brien, Casting Crowns, Ted Nugent, Bono, Denzel Washington, and many, many others.
Despite that Norris is active in real life in the cultural wars and political scene, absent is any reference to partisan politics. I appreciate that. When he speaks about America, he references the founders and encourages all Americans to fight for our country. When he addresses anything touchy, like religion, he does so with class, respect and optimism. Whether you're a fan or not, whether you're an American or not, this volume will be thoroughly enjoyed by people here and abroad. I'm predicting it will quickly go into other languages, especially with Norris' large global fan base.
About the only negative I can say about the Official Chuck Norris Fact Book is: Why wasn't it published a few years ago?
If you love to read, buy this book.
If you are not a big reader, buy this book.
If you are discouraged and need a laugh, buy this book.
If you just like to laugh, buy this book.
If you need some inspiration, buy this book.
If you believe in freedom, buy this book.
If you are bored, buy this book.
If you are sick and tired of bad news, buy this book.
If you are weary from economic hardships, buy this book.
If you are in debt, buy this book. (Even entries on how to get out of debt!)
If you are on a limited book budget, buy this book.
If you want to build up your family, buy this book
If you want to improve your health, buy this book.
If you want to be more spiritual, buy this book
If you love this country, buy this book.
If you want to inspire kids or grandkids, buy them this book!
And if you want any of the preceding for anyone else you know, buy this book for them too!
The Official Chuck Norris Fact book would make a fantastic Christmas gift for just about anyone, and is small enough even to be a stocking stuffer. I can see how the book would be great for young people and college-age, but there is nothing that restricts its reading enjoyment among any age group, gender or blue-collar or white collar worker. This book would be particularly encouraging to military personnel, as Norris shares repeated stories about his own military experience and his two visits to our troops overseas (beside the fact that the Chuck Norris Facts are VERY popular among the military). He is very uplifting to our service men and women and their families. I can see this book sitting on coffee tables, in bathrooms, in break rooms, in barracks or just on one's nightstand for lighter, slowdown, evening reading. This is a definite 5-star G & PG-rated comical and inspirational book that is good for the whole family, easily down to junior-high ages.
Especially noteworthy is the audio version of "The Official Chuck Norris Fact Book." Rarely does an audio book match or equal its printed version, but, in this case, Johnny Heller, who reads for it is a perfect match (a little like John Wayne and a little like Clint Eastwood and a little like Chuck Norris).
This book is Norris's 2nd grand slam (or should I say solid roundhouse connection?) in two years, following his #14 New York Times Best Seller, "Black Belt Patriotism"--a cultural manifesto (available I understand in Jan. 2010 in a 50-page expanded paperback version--Black Belt Patriotism: How to Reawaken America) Well done Norris! Well done!
ADDED: Just discovered that copies can be sent to our troops overseas in holiday caregiving packages by simply placing the following address as the shipping address during checkout: Give2TheTroops Headquarters, 196 West Street, Rocky Hill, CT 06067
22 of 23 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback
You don't have to agree with all of Chuck Norris' opinions on God and politics to enjoy this title. The ridiculousness of the "facts" about Chuck are coupled with the hilarious lengths Norris goes to craft a correlating, yet, authentic life story and axiom. Towards the end, the tales and principles begin to blur together, but it is worth it. I found myself laughing out throughout the book, and moved almost to tears by some of Chuck's generous actions. I am one of those that doesn't agree with Chuck much of his politics but his sincerity and ability to not take himself too seriously cannot be debated and are to be respected.
16 of 17 people found the following review helpful
By Joshua Olds
Format:Paperback
You've all heard them. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the earth down. Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land. Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer - too bad he's never cried. Ok, Ok...enough already. I could go on forever. But what you may not know is that behind the legendary Chuck Norris jokes, is Chuck Norris the actor.
Movies like Missing in Action, The Delta Force, and their respective sequels. For his movies, I remember him most through The President's Man, where he played Joshua McCord. He also did television, most notably Walker, Texas Ranger which ran for an amazing 8 seasons. I (literally) grew up tuning in each week to see how Ranger Cordell Walker dispatched the bad guys. But before his acting career, he was Chuck Norris the martial arts expert.
Now Mr. Norris finds himself doing something else. Writing. Now this isn't Norris' first book. His biography Against All Odds is right over there in my shelf of biographies. But here, for the first time, Norris gives us some insights into his life and career, and he does so by tying them to his favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
This book is basically a collection of small essays either telling a story about Chuck, or him speaking on different issues he is passionate about (the economy, martial arts, etc.). Through it all, we see what role Chuck's Christian faith plays in his life. The books concludes with his official testimony.
So whether you're a fan of Chuck Norris for Walker or for his movies or for his acting or for his martial arts or for his political activism or even for his endorsement of the Total Gym - or even if you're not a fan of Chuck Norris - you should scroll up now and buy this book. Partially because it's a great read, but mostly because Chuck Norris wants you to... and he's standing right behind you.
Note: This product was given to me free of charge through the Tyndale Blogging Program.
Movies like Missing in Action, The Delta Force, and their respective sequels. For his movies, I remember him most through The President's Man, where he played Joshua McCord. He also did television, most notably Walker, Texas Ranger which ran for an amazing 8 seasons. I (literally) grew up tuning in each week to see how Ranger Cordell Walker dispatched the bad guys. But before his acting career, he was Chuck Norris the martial arts expert.
Now Mr. Norris finds himself doing something else. Writing. Now this isn't Norris' first book. His biography Against All Odds is right over there in my shelf of biographies. But here, for the first time, Norris gives us some insights into his life and career, and he does so by tying them to his favorite Chuck Norris Facts.
This book is basically a collection of small essays either telling a story about Chuck, or him speaking on different issues he is passionate about (the economy, martial arts, etc.). Through it all, we see what role Chuck's Christian faith plays in his life. The books concludes with his official testimony.
So whether you're a fan of Chuck Norris for Walker or for his movies or for his acting or for his martial arts or for his political activism or even for his endorsement of the Total Gym - or even if you're not a fan of Chuck Norris - you should scroll up now and buy this book. Partially because it's a great read, but mostly because Chuck Norris wants you to... and he's standing right behind you.
Note: This product was given to me free of charge through the Tyndale Blogging Program.
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This is not just a list of the "facts"; you can get those online. Attached to each "fact" is a short story about some incident in his life, often ones that were... Read more
Published 13 days ago by James
4.0 out of 5 stars
zombies would come back to life if they read this book
got it as a present for a fellow chuck fan and he tormented our other friends for months with chuck anicdotes and facts from the book while sailing around australia and they... Read more
Published 1 month ago by steve walkley
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Just buy it tough guy, or I'll give you a round house kick to the...
Testosterone laden facts about our hero Chuck Norris. Purchased it for our 14YO son's stocking, and I spend Christmas Eve reading almost the entire thing. Read more
Published 2 months ago by P. weigman
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny!
This book has some LAUGH-OUT-LOUD jokes in it. The stories are pretty interesting, I just wish there were more jokes.
Published 4 months ago by Morgan
5.0 out of 5 stars
I just love Chucky
This book is great, and its more great because mr Norris had chosen the facts himself. He's the greatest man on the karate screen!
Published 7 months ago by Mr Aikido
4.0 out of 5 stars
Funny facts of Chuck Norris
I'm glad Chuck Norris never took those facts offensive. This is like an autobiography describing some of the facts that made him what he is now, he mention that he chose because... Read more
Published 16 months ago by Jesús Delgado
3.0 out of 5 stars
fact #102: chuck will probably round house me for this, but this book...
i love the chuck norris facts so i thought id give this book a shot. thanks to prime it was free to read on my kfire! Read more
Published 17 months ago by James Manley
5.0 out of 5 stars
Honest
Chuck Norris doesn't sign in to Amazon, Amazon signs in to Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris says "Read the Bible" he means all of it. Now.
When Chuck Norris says "Read the Bible" he means all of it. Now.
Published 20 months ago by Paul
5.0 out of 5 stars
Love it!
I love this book. I have given it to many people. It makes a great gift. Chuck Norris should run for President.
Published 20 months ago by Robin L. Klopfenstein
5.0 out of 5 stars
A little wisdom with your humor.
I bought this book, then loaned it out to others to read. This is a good introduction to Chuck Norris the man for those who only know the legend. Read more
Published 20 months ago by Riley, Albert D.
