The Old Girls' Book of Spells: the real meaning of menopause, sex, car keys, and other important stuff about magic [Paperback]

Cal Garrison (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: June 2002

"Speeding tickets are an expensive nuisance. Use this spell on the day you have to show up in traffic court." Plus, a whole lot more real-life spells for real-life problems. Witchcraft, magic, and spell work are as old as time itself. But the "Sixth Sense," or mental pathway that controls thought processes, lies dormant for many women. Menopause changes all that - and the Third Eye is free to function. In The Old Girl's Book of Spells, author Cal Garrison urges women "of a certain age" to embrace their hot flashes and understand that menopause is a portal that can take them to higher levels of consciousness. With a sly sense of humor and the wisdom of experience, Garrison conjures guaranteed spells for all aspects of life. From conquering insomnia to dealing with almost-adult children, she offers her time-tested, old girl's tips for using the power of focused intentions to work magic. • An unwanted house guest? Invoke the "Don't Come Around Here No More" spell. • Suffering from memory loss? Try the "Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are" spell. • Afraid of flying? Pack a "Mojo" bag in your carry-on. • Rough day? Imbibe a witch's brew - "Mother of the Skye's Magnificent Margarita."

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Move over, teen witch... and let Grandma show you how it's done! Billed as the first-ever book of spells for women of a certain age, The Old Girls' Book of Spells: The Real Meaning of Menopause, Sex, Car Keys, and Other Important Stuff About Magic is a fun and practical guide to witchcraft for mature women. Here, Cal Garrison offers the usual self-help spells for getting out of a traffic ticket or bringing more money into your life, as well as remedies for hot flashes, a recipe for herbal viagra and spells for keeping memory sharp.
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Product Details

• Paperback: 192 pages
• Publisher: Red Wheel (June 2002)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1590030184
• ISBN-13: 978-1590030189
• Product Dimensions: 7.6 x 5.8 x 0.6 inches
• Shipping Weight: 4.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (18 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #673,672 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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16 of 16 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars It's about time!, June 19, 2002

By A Customer

This review is from: The Old Girls' Book of Spells: the real meaning of menopause, sex, car keys, and other important stuff about magic (Paperback)

I've been into metaphysics, spirituality, and shamanism for years. I got turned on to The Old Girls' Book of Spells by a friend who gave it to me for my birthday. At first I was like, "So what?" because the Wicca thing has gotten so trendy lately I don't take it seriously anymore. One night I was bored and started reading the first chapter and was pleasantly surprised by both the humor and the depth in this book. I was also intrigued by the author's description of her connection to the Wiccan path. She's been a witch since day one. The spells themselves are out of the ordinary and anyone who reads this will be able to use ALL of them. I've already tried a couple and they work! There's something to be said for getting it straight from the horse's mouth. It's good to know somebody out there is living their truth and supporting the cause of the Elder Female. All you crones should treat your selves to a copy of The Old Girls' Book of Spells.

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars One for the Crones, July 5, 2002

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Boudica (Ohio USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Old Girls' Book of Spells: the real meaning of menopause, sex, car keys, and other important stuff about magic (Paperback)

By the time you reach Crone-hood, you are supposed to have accumulated lots of life experiences that include wisdom, knowledge and your own book of spells.

Cal Garrison has her collection of spells in this book. There are lots of little gems here that make this a book worth reading, even if you don't need the spells.

Her approach to menopause and her whole approach to dealing with Croning and magic is a refreshing break from the standard "serious" dealings with this change in life. Her spells are common sense approaches to what we deal with at this time in our lives.

A good solid beginning to this book with plain talk about Croning and the Wiccan path continues with some much needed reviews of what we need to do to prepare ourselves for spellwork. While this appears to be basic working knowledge, how often do we either pass by a step because we are in a hurry or we just forgot? Basic reviews are good.

The spells are geared towards the crone, with titles such as "special charm for a sweet grandchild" or "spells to help you find your glasses, car keys, wallet and anything else that's missing". There are also spells to rekindle that love flame in your relationship, and spells to help you get and/or keep your job in a time when age could play a factor in you losing a job.

There are also spells for selling or finding a new home, blessing and cleansing your home, spells for better relationships with your children and your relationship, and just plain spells to help you feel better about yourself. And of course, money and love spells.

A nicely put together book especially for those who are working on their Croning years, this is a nice addition to any library.

11 of 11 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Old Girls' Book of Spells, May 19, 2002

By A Customer

This review is from: The Old Girls' Book of Spells: the real meaning of menopause, sex, car keys, and other important stuff about magic (Paperback)

If you've been involved with Wicca for any length of time you know that most of the books written on the subject are either very shallow or too damned "Catholic". This book is very down to earth and real. Anyone who's practiced spell craft for a while will get a lot of good ideas because the spells in this book are NOT your run of the mill stuff. For those of you who know absolutely nothing about the subject The Old Girls Book of Spells gives clear insight into what a down home witch is all about. The author seems to be a natural born witch. And her writing style is so funny and honest you'll find your self laughing all the way through it. As hilarious as the book is, the spells themselves are very deep and moving. It's obvious that Cal Garrison is very connected to herself spiritually. The other thing I like about this book is that it addresses the issues and concerns of older women. Most of the books out on Wicca are geared to the typical teen witch and they leave anyone over the age of 35 out in the cold. Thank God someone has finally realized that women of a certain age still have blood running through their veins! And her take on what happens to you as you pass through menopause is completely different and totally refreshing. Go out and buy this book. Buy 2 or 3 because you'll want to have extra copies to give away to your favorite crones.