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One Last Score (If...Dog...Rabbit) [VHS]

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If you are a cynic, you will like this movie. It should also make you think about the connection between Americans and Mexicans. I hearby, declare this to be a cult movie. My main criticism is they could have put Bruce Dern and David Keith to better use. Not a great movie, but some of it told the truth.

My friend and I saw a preview for this movie with Boondock Saints. We both loved Boondock Saints so much that we decided to rent If . . . Dog . . . Rabbit . . . after seeing the preview 30 times. I swear I could feel my IQ drop at least two dozen points throughout the movie, and little did I know my friend felt the same, but we both sat through it for the other's sake. So yes, I have seen the movie all the way through and it is equally sucky all the way through. Afterward, while discussing this movie, my friend and I decided that we hated it so much that he took it out into the backyard, put it on a stump, and shot it. Honest to god. This movie was beyond bad. I enjoy Santa Claus Conquers the Martians and this movie was so bad that if I owned a gun I would have shot it a couple times myself. Save yourself $.35 and 2 hours and just jam sharpened carrots in your ears, its more enjoyable.