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Ophelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don't Float: Classic Lit Signs on to Facebook [Paperback]

Sarah Schmelling
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August 25, 2009
Read Sarah Schmelling's posts on the Penguin Blog.

When humorist Sarah Schmelling transformed Hamlet into a Facebook news feed on McSweeney’s, it launched the next big humor trend—Facebook lit. In this world, the king “pokes” the queen, Hamlet becomes a fan of daggers, and Ophelia renounces her interest in moody princes. Now, what began as an internet phenomenon is a book. Ophelia Joined The Group Maidens Who Don’t Float: Classic Lit Signs on to Facebook is a clever spoof of the most-trafficked social networking website and a playful game of literary who’s who. The book brings more than fifty authors and stories from classic literature back to life and online, and it is sure to have book lovers and Facebook addicts alike twittering with joy.

From The Odyssey to The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Pride and Prejudice to Lolita, Schmelling brings the conventions of social networking—profile pages, status updates, news feeds, games and quizzes—to some of literature’s most well-known works, authors and characters. What would Edgar Allan Poe, Jane Austen or James Joyce post on their “walls”? What would Gulliver, Miss Havisham or Captain Ahab say in a status update? After William Shakespeare welcomes all of these players into his network, mayhem quickly ensues:

  • Elizabeth Bennet throws a sheep at Mr. Darcy
  • Hamlet posts an event: A Play That’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
  • Jane Eyre listens to “Hard Knock Life” on repeat
  • The Lord of the Flies boys form a reunion group
  • Ernest Hemingway questions the validity of the “Are you a real man?” quiz
  • Mark Twain infiltrates Oscar Wilde’s profile page and challenges him to a “quip off”
  • Oedipus works on his family tree

Following everyone from Frankenstein’s Monster to King Lear’s Fool, Charles Dickens to Virginia Woolf, Ophelia Joined The Group Maidens Who Don’t Float is a loving spoof of our literary favorites, and a hilarious collection for a twenty-first century generation of readers. Long live the Classics: 2.0!


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Editorial Reviews

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"Brilliant/Highbrow" --New York Magazine's Approval Matrix

Bench Pick --The New Yorker, The Book Bench blog

"[O]ne of the funniest and wittiest books I've read in years, and I highly recommend it to anyone who loves literature" --Curled Up With a Good Book

"Ophelia Joined the Group Maidens Who Don't Float: Classic Lit Signs on to Facebook is the most ingenious and entertaining book about classic literature that I have ever read" --BookLoons.com

About the Author

Sarah Schmelling has written about entertainment, travel, and pop culture for The Washington Post, Spin, Paste, Salon, Newsweek, Real Simple, the Los Angeles Times, Variety, McSweeney’s, and The Huffington Post. She lives with her husband and son outside of Washington, DC. Ophelia Joined The Group Maidens Who Don’t Float: Classic Lit Signs On To Facebook is her first book.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 288 pages
  • Publisher: Plume (August 25, 2009)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0452295734
  • ISBN-13: 978-0452295735
  • Product Dimensions: 9.1 x 7 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 1 pounds (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #777,745 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Sarah Schmelling is a humor writer and journalist, and author of Hamlet (Facebook News Feed Edition) on McSweeney's Internet Tendency. She has written about entertainment, travel and pop culture for The Washington Post, Spin, Paste, Salon, Newsweek, Real Simple, the Los Angeles Times, World Hum and other publications. She lives outside of Washington, DC.

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4.4 out of 5 stars
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4.4 out of 5 stars
I recommend it heartily! E. Jean Carroll  |  3 reviewers made a similar statement
I suspect this would translate very well for the Kindle, for those of you who are so inclined. A. McGlynn  |  2 reviewers made a similar statement
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Format:Paperback|Amazon Verified Purchase
Jane Austen says it is a truth universally acknowledged that in the depths of a recession, people need something to laugh about.

Elizbeth Bennet posted a comment: OK, Jane, but did you HAVE to tell the world about all those ridiculous
gifts Mr. Collins sent me, especially that Chai Cream Frappucino? (And what is that, anyway?)

William Shakespeare (through the best efforts of author Sarah Schmelling) has founded the Classics-Gone-Facebook Network.

Miss Havisham, Humbert Humbert, Dr. Jekyll and Beowulf joined the network.
Scrooge joined the network, but is rejecting friend requests.
Huck Finn, Oscar Wilde and Ernest (call me "Papa") Hemingway have joined the network.
Sarah Schmelling reports that Jane Austen is now friends with Helen Fielding, Kate Winslet, Hugh Grant, and 4,534 others, and is still wondering who all these people are and why they are all forming clubs to discuss her books.

If I were one iota as clever and witty as Sarah Schmelling, I would try to write this review in the same Facebook style that Schmelling has used to celebrate and poke fun at her favorite literary figures (both authors and characters) as well as to settle scores with those she could live without. (To his disgust, Humbert's admin blocks his account for his yearnings over Lolita, while still allowing Lady Chatterley and the gamekeeper to continue with their antics.) I know my limitations, and will have to stick to the traditional format, however...

Schmelling's first stab at turning literature into Facebook feeds was a hilarious reinterpretation of Hamlet that 'went viral' on the Internet a year or more ago. (The book's title comes from that.) From the moment when "Ophelia removed "moody princes" from her interests", I was hooked, and laughed so loud that I ended up with a severe case of hiccups that took at least an hour to cure. So I was delighted to learn that she was taking her talents to a wider stage and tackling a larger array of literary targets, and snapped up the book at the first possible opportunity.

The result is clever in a smart way -- the kind of humor that feels more and more hard to find these days. It's likely to appeal to everyone from die-hard Shakespeare fans (Imogen wonders if she's trapped in a 'problem play') to those who all-too-vividly recall their losing battles with great works of literature in high school. (Odysseus adds 'Homeward Bound' his playlist, while Romeo misses out on a crucial personal message from Friar Lawrence, with unfortunate consequences.) Facebook itself doesn't escape a deft skewering at Schmelling's hands, as she creates an ersatz FB-style quiz, "Which Dystopia Are You In: 1984, Brave New World, or Social Media?"

This is a great book to dip into when you need a laugh, and it's the first to really spoof the whole social networking phenomenon, with the proliferation of not-always-friendly 'friends', offbeat lists of "25 things about me" (Darcy, we learn, is fed up with being an archetype), and pokes (Gulliver gets lots of tiny ones from the Lilliputians.) It's simply one of the funniest books I've picked up in a long time, I'm glad that since it exists on my Kindle, I'll have it with me while I travel, ready to add a sense of perspective to life's idiocies. (It's also going to make a GREAT holiday and birthday gift for about half of my friends...)

I've rated this 4.5 stars because not all the segments are of the same high caliber as the Hamlet news feed; nor do some of Schmelling's efforts at replicating the Facebook formula work as well as others -- the news feeds and status updates are great, the applications more uneven (why does Elizabeth Bennet throw a sheep at Mr Darcy??). Nor is this a book that you can sit and read from cover to cover without finding it a bit repetitive. Just pick it up, choose a chapter and jump into this bibliomaniac's delight -- discover what circle of hell you happen to be in, and take a look at the snaps Odysseus took on his way home. I've rounded this up to five stars because of the originality, wit and flair.

Highly recommended to anyone who relishes intelligent and literate wit -- or anyone who just never understood all the fuss about Dickens and would really enjoy poking fun at Oscar Wilde.

For Kindle owners: this is a surprisingly excellent book for Facebook. All the illustrations are very clear (a pleasant change from the usual experience) and the book format reproduces clearly. I wouldn't have any hesitation recommending the Kindle version just because the book isn't a traditional format.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarous and even a little educational August 25, 2009
Format:Paperback
If you are a part of the Facebook generation (and even my grandmother is!), you will laugh at the hilarity contained within this book!

There's a bit of educational value to it, too; it's like super-cliffnotes for the Facebook generation.

If you haven't read the books that are covered (and there are many, from Hawthorne to Shakespeare to Austen and more!), this book will make you want to, if for no other reason than to be in on the jokes.

Pick this one up at your local bookstore and flip through it, but beware, you may get dirty looks for your raucous laughter!

I suspect this would translate very well for the Kindle, for those of you who are so inclined.
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5.0 out of 5 stars What a fun read. September 27, 2009
Format:Paperback
The perfect type of book for lit nerds, English majors, or people who were forced to read all of these classics in school. I absolutely recommend it.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Makes Classics fun
I don't really like classic literature, but feel that this one helps make it more accessible for even the most reluctant reader.
Published 3 months ago by Ultimate Bookworm
5.0 out of 5 stars Great book!
Hysterical book for lovers of good lit!!! Got this for my high school library and one for my Eng lit grad daughter
Published 5 months ago by Rebecca
2.0 out of 5 stars This book doesn't float
I ordered this book after coming across a Facebook version of Pride and Prejudice on the Internet, thinking it would be a great laugh. Simply put, it wasn't. Read more
Published on April 12, 2011 by Jessica Geraci
2.0 out of 5 stars let down.
Really fantastic concept...unfortunately it's boring. I was hoping for something new and exciting, turned out it was nothing more than a summery of major themes from classical lit... Read more
Published on March 14, 2011 by Alexis Gill
5.0 out of 5 stars Great idea for a lesson plan!
A fellow teacher recommended this book to our ELA Department. Many of us quickly ordered a copy to see what the fuss was all about. So glad I did, I love it. Read more
Published on February 12, 2011 by Little An
5.0 out of 5 stars A hilarious survey of classic lit!
As another reviewer mentioned below, this book is great fun if you're a lit nerd or just had to read lots of classic literature in high school. Read more
Published on October 11, 2010 by C. Minor
4.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny!
My daughter and I love this book! When we purchased it, she and her cousin (both 10 at the time) were fighting over who got to read it. Read more
Published on August 30, 2010 by KP
5.0 out of 5 stars Absolutely inspired, and great fun
This is a highly entertaining collection of Facebook updates from characters of the a number of the classics, including Wuthering Heights, Macbeth, Romeo and Juliet, Pride and... Read more
Published on January 19, 2010 by Rachel
4.0 out of 5 stars Very good fun!
This is sort of Reduced Shakespeare Company, Monty Python and Cliff Notes all rolled into one. The premise is original, the inside jokes are great, the parody works. Read more
Published on September 9, 2009 by Inquiring Mind
5.0 out of 5 stars ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!
This is the funniest, smartest book I have read all summer! I recommend it heartily!
Published on September 6, 2009 by E. Jean Carroll
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