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Options: The Secret Life of Steve Jobs - A Parody Hardcover – Bargain Price, October 18, 2007

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In this tedious parody of the life of Apple founder Steve Jobs, the pseudonymous Fake Steve Jobs (identified in the New York Times this month as Forbes senior editor Daniel Lyons) offers a gleeful sendup of the real Steve Jobs set amid the recent stock options backdating scandal. Throughout, the fake Steve pontificates on everything from his superior management skills (only promote stupid people) to his role in the development of the iPhone (it involves a lot of non-thinking meditation), and is portrayed as a cold, callow narcissist. Blissfully unaware of the legal firestorm raging around him, a mathlexic Fake Steve goes about his daily business, balancing meditation with the firing of employees while the Apple board of directors scrambles to avoid prison time and find a scapegoat. As the fictitious Apple corporation implodes, Fake Steve must decide whether to jump ship or stand by the company. Tech industry watchers who know (or know of) the players will get a kick out of seeing them skewered, but readers who aren't already tuned in to the Silicon Valley technocracy may not quite get it. Fake Steve doesn't really evolve as a character, but as a grotesque caricature, he's fun to watch. (Oct.)
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Augusta Metro Spirit, 08/13/08
“The most beautiful incarnation of identity theft to date…A hilarious joyride through the headaches and hassles of the super-rich…Lyons has elevated parody to an unforeseen source of humor and joy, and in so doing, he offers a fascinating critique on modern society…Provides all the entertainment a reader could ask for…The perfect hilarity to open the fall season.”

New York Times Book Review
, 9/14/08
“[A] funny novel.”

Blogcritics.org, 11/13/08
“A really funny and interesting book…written in a very satirical manner…The life of [Steve] Jobs, his family and friends is so surreal, so larger then life you can’t help but be amused and interested…A thoroughly enjoyable book and a definite page turner…I highly recommend this novel to anyone with not only an interest in Steve Jobs and the Apple culture, but also anyone who enjoys interesting characters and an entertaining story.”

SRQ
, 1/09
“It will make you laugh…[Lyons] has made it his business to nail the Apple guru’s every character tic…[An] imaginative novel.”

Mac Life, June 2010
“Wildly outrageous and highly entertaining.”
--This text refers to the Paperback edition.
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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Da Capo Press (October 18, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0306815842
  • ASIN: B001AQVT94
  • Product Dimensions: 8.6 x 5.8 x 0.8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (43 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,428,076 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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By Joe Wikert on December 3, 2007
Format: Hardcover
Looking for the perfect gift for the Apple fan in your life? If so, your search is over. Get them a copy of Options by Fake Steve Jobs, AKA Daniel Lyons. If you're not already aware, Lyons has been writing a blog called The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs for quite awhile and it features some of the best sarcasm and wit on the planet. He leveraged that fame and fortune to write Options, which takes a fictitious and hilarious look at the Apple stock option backdating scandal.

The Fake Steve blog is a treat to read but I couldn't help wonder whether the style and approach would get old in a book length work. Boy, was I wrong. Daniel Lyons is a genius. He describes events in such fascinating detail that you not only feel you're there but you assume they actually occurred!

My personal favorite is the point towards the end of the book when Jobs meets with Yoko Ono to discuss reselling The Beatles library on iTunes. I won't spoil it by divulging too much here but I laughed out loud more than once while picturing this meeting in my head. There's also a funny twist to the ending, which again, I won't spill the beans on here.

Still not sold? Read this piece from the back cover and tell me it doesn't hit the nail on the head:

"Sometimes I feel like a great chef who has devoted his entire life to monastic study of the art of cooking. I've gathered the finest ingredients, built the most advanced kitchen and prepared the most exquisite meal. So perfect, so delicious, so extraordinary. More astounding than any meal ever created. Yet each day I stand in my window and watch 97% of the world walk past my restaurant into the McDonald's across the street."
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I bought this book after reading the author's Fake Steve blog on a bus in London one night. I could not stop laughing for the whole journey - it was embarrassing! The book is written in the same style, with a story arch - and it's just as funny as the blog. It made me laugh just as much!

Prior knowledge of the participants at Apple (2005 - 2012) is needed to fully enjoy the book. If you've finished Walter Isaacson's Steve Jobs biography and you want another take on it, read this book.
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This was a terrific book. I read it on my lunch hour at work everyday over the past month and would always find myself laughing at something in it. I would recommend this book to any Apple fan or anybody who knows a little bit about Apple. The book is excellent at making fun of the Apple and PC culture, and it does so in a fun way. It's a really good parody of Steve Jobs from front cover to back cover. If you have ever found yourself reading Daniel Lyons fake Steve Jobs blog (which is hilarious) I would recommend you buy this book.
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Funniest book I have read in years. I am not aware if it is still in print but I haven't laughed this hard reading a book in years. I was sitting in Shenzhen and snorted my pepsi out my nose when FSJ starts explaining how he got to "white". Brilliant writing.
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Most people considering this book should already been familiar with Fake Steve Jobs in his original blogging form. His writing works better in that medium than in this novel -- Fake Steve Jobs is funny when commenting briefly on events in the news, but he's too thin to support an entire novel. The book is episodic, as FSJ deals with various groups though a period corresponding roughly to 2006. We see him dealing with Apple engineers and executives, with lawyers and government prosecutors, rock stars, silicon valley plutocrats, and politicians. With the exception of Larry Ellison, who appears repeatedly, and some fictional lawyers, most of these people get one scene with FSJ then depart the tale.

The funniest parts of the book, in my opinion, relate FSJ's interactions with Hillary Clinton, Yoko Ono, and a fictional retired chip executive named Misho Knedlik. These exchanges all involve nasty insults being launched by characters against each other (FSJ is typically delivering the rockets, though he is sometimes their target as well). Author Daniel Lyons has a gift for amusing nastiness.
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This story had me laughing out loud. I was assigned to read this book for a college course years ago, and to this day it still one of my favorites. Its written as if its like Steve's diary, running into a cast of characters such as Bono. Its captivating and hilarious. I would reccomend this to any Steve Jobs or Apple producer lover.
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As an occasional reader of the Secret Diary of Steve Jobs blog, I picked up this book thinking that it was a collection of the "best of" entries already published. Instead, I was totally surprised to find a coherent novel that is even more engaging and hilarious than the blog that got it started.

I couldn't help reading whole passages out loud to my amazingly patient wife while trying not to laugh. While the satire gets more ramped up with every chapter, a lot of the outrageousness is especially funny because it seems so close to the truth.

While I doubt that Steve Jobs has ever had Sting spoon him on a dirty floor while both tripping on ayahuasca, it's not hard to imagine Jobs ping-ponging between believing he is an under-appreciated genius and wallowing in self-doubt and isolation, not just as a reflection of El Jobso, but as one of our cultural obsession recapturing a lost sense of "childlike wonder."
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