Why are the two red lines on the House of Commons carpet two sword lengths apart? And why do newly elected Speakers pretend they don't want the job? Order, Order provides a guided tour of the Parliament whose pageantry and procedure have been copied by other legislatures all over the world. It demonstrates step by step how a Government proposal becomes the law of the land and explains how Members of Parliament perform their roles as "watchdogs of the people" and why they never address each other by name. Order, Order gives a unique insight into the fascinating traditions, the drama and the humour of the British Parliament at work.