Customer Reviews

The Original Fart Machine #2 - Remote Fart Machine

5 star:		(41)
4 star:		(23)
3 star:		(3)
2 star:		(4)
1 star:		(5)

 

 

The laughs you get from this machine are non-stop. Of course, as with all pranks, you need to know your audience. Toilet humor and immaturity help the enjoyment of this toy immensely. Stuffy, conservative people won't find it nearly as amusing. My triumph with this toy was in my office. I told my coworkers that I had it and we hid it in my boss's office. We waited until he was in there with the aforementioned coworkers and I set it off from my cubicle across the room. My coworkers played along with it, accusing him of being disgusting and he nearly fell off his chair laughing once we came clean (after about 2 minutes and 40 fart sounds). Another good one was when my husband dressed up as a whoopee cushion for Halloween. He stuck the machine in his costume and pressed the remote any time he sat down or someone squeezed him. Hilarity.

OK, first I have to say that even my wife thinks this thing is funny. That is worthy of 4 stars in and of itself. I have also successfully trialed it with other women in the room with similar success - even my 70 year old mother was in tears. Just be sure that a woman is not the *target* of the joke, and you'll have them rolling on the floor laughing right alongside the middle-aged men and 8-year old boys...

There is no end to the fun you can have with this thing. I'll take the kids to the park and tuck it into a bush next to a pathway where we'll then tie up our dog. As people walk by, we casually set it off using the included remote while we are safely 30 feet away. The expressions on peoples' faces is worth 5 times the price of this device.

I have a friend that actually tucks one behind the grill of his car, and as he drives downtown, he'll set it off as people walk by when he is stopped at a cross-walk.

It is a real study in human behavior and sure to get any normal human being into a pretty good set of laughing!

It also works great for business meetings (taped under the chair of the intended target), at the theater (you may risk losing it if it is found), or at dinner parties.

the biggest trick is keeping a straight face while you thumb the remote in your pocket! I'd give it a 5-star rating if you could choose which specific "fart" would go off with the next button push - there are a dozen or so and some are better suited to quiet rooms, and some are better suited to outdoors, etc (for maximum impact). The louder ones sound pretty fake if they go off in a quiet room..

This was worth it's weight in gold. We got more laughs out of this than we paid for. We snuck it into our guests' suitcase so the laughter will spread - and it will. It's fun to figure out the timing with it. Plant it somewhere and just as "auntie" sits down, oops, a little toot. Then the looks. Then another toot. If you have any sense of humor and the need to bond with your friends and family, buy this silly toy. Use it, then pass it on (no pun intended) for others to use.

I bought FM2 for my 7 year old son and 3-year old daughter for Hanukkah this year. We installed the 9-volt battery and took turns operating the remote control while someone else pretended to be stricken with colossal gas. My wife couldn't stop laughing, and we quickly brought out the video camera to document the scene. FM2 will have you laughing your head (or should I say a--) off.

Why, you may ask, did he rate this goofy toy 5-stars for educational value? Great question. The answer is it makes kids be creative planning and scheming the remote controlled fart, and in acting out the "farter" role.

In all seriousness, FM2 is totally funny, and well made...and what can I say except kids love farts (and you will too).

I got this for my husband for Christmas after he made a verbal wish for a Farting Machine to hide in the breakroom at his work. We have yet to see how that is going to go as it has not left our house because even though we know it is not real, we are having too much with it at our house.
I did not give it 5 stars because, although terribly funny, not all of the "farts" sound real. And it would be awesome if you could choose the fart, rather than go through the entire sequence of farts. Our favorite fart is number 8. Sounding like one of those that slip out and you try to disguise with a cough. Bottom line if you think toots are funny, you will enjoy this product. lol...lol...lol

I bought this for my brother for Christmas. It's very realistic sounding, and we're immature, so it's funny to us!

This toy is hysterical!!!!
We were over at a friends house for dinner and he had placed the fart sound machine under my daughters chair. When all was quiet and mouths were full, out came an enormous PHRRRRRRRRRRTTTT from my daughters direction. Her face went bright red and I spit mashed potato across the table. It was only after a few "gasses" that our neighbor showed us his remote control. He was controlling the "blasts" from across the room! Now it's all my daughter wants for Christmas!

It really works my parents got me this for my birthday and they played a joke on me at my own party. They hid it behind a plant and used the remote control to do it. It waas so funny for them but not for me!!!!!!!!

I think this is the best gift for almost anyone. All of the male people in my life have loved it! From 3 years old to 65. Most girls think it is pretty funny too. There are a bunch of different fart sounds on there, and I only wish you could tell which fart was coming somehow. The farts are pretty random. Absolutely a hilarious purchase!!! So much fun to play pranks on people w/ this!

This fart machine is a lot fun for the whole family. Hiding it in random places and then waiting for someone to come around and startling them with flatulence noises is entertaining.

PROS:
- Remote-click farting allows for surprises
- Distance/range on remote-click is good
- Batteries last a while

CONS:
- Fart noises don't sound very realistic
- Even on lowest volume it can be too loud