What did Dracula take across the ocean? A blood vessel. Why didn't the pebble propose to the stone? Because it needed to be a little boulder. These are the guaranteed dumbest groaners, knock-knocks, riddles, and puns on the planet, a clelbration of pure moronic silliness. No wonder it's the biggest-selling jokes calendar. Now 2004 brings another user of chuckles, guffaws and all-out goofy fun.
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Did you hear the one about the duck who robbed banks? (Drum roll, please!) He was a safe quacker.
Put the family in stitches with a laugh-out-loud year of riddles, knock-knock jokes, puns, silly definitions and other jokes—the dumber, the better. Moe: My parents live in New York and Florida. Joe: That must be a mighty big house.
Argh! --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
Did you hear the one about the duck who robbed banks? (Drum roll, please!) He was a safe quacker.
Put the family in stitches with a laugh-out-loud year of riddles, knock-knock jokes, puns, silly definitions and other jokes—the dumber, the better. Moe: My parents live in New York and Florida. Joe: That must be a mighty big house.
Argh! --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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Since 1971. Workman is a publisher that's always around big ideas. B. Kliban's Cat, The Official Preppy Handbook, The Silver Palate Cookbook, the original Page-A-Day Calendars, the What to Expect books, BRAIN QUEST – landmark bestsellers such as these reflect a knack for publishing books and calendars that lead with a commitment to publish them with a mixture of care and innovation. The bright, appealing trade-paperback format has succeeded with high standards of design and production. Authors who are authorities, who tour extensively and are spokespeople for their subjects, enjoy books of unexpected formats, unique packaging of books with objects, and yet above all, value through conscientious, aggressive pricing.
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Not so Funny Jokes, Puns & Riddles,
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This review is from: The Original 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars) (Calendar)
I bought this for my 7 year old son for Christmas thinking it would be fun. The jokes are way over his head and they are not even funny to me. I'm buying a Knock knock joke calendar instead.
This calendar is not worth the money for a child or an adult.
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This review is from: The Original 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day Calendar 2009 (Original Page a Day Calendars) (Calendar)
Really bad. There's so many great joke books out there. This isn't one of them.
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Worst Jokes Ever.,
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This review is from: The Original 365 Jokes, Puns & Riddles Page-A-Day Calendar 2008 (Calendar)
These are the worst jokes ever. I bought this because the "Far Side" did not print a 2008 version of their page-a-day calendar. It is a terrible substitute.
You are better off printing the numbers of the month and stapling them together and tearing them off a day at a time. Do not waste your money on this.
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