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"That's really true, Dawn. You smile so much that nobody can tell when you mean it."
"Insincere, that's what it seems like, Dawn."
"But it's not," Dawn insisted, picking her laquered big toenail. "I just smile when I'm happy. I can't help it if I'm usually happy. I mean, I'm not smiling now, am I?" She burst into tears and buried her face in her hands.
The group sat in disapproving silence. Finally the vice president said, "Dawn honey, we're just trying to help you be the best Ingenue possible. And besides, you know the person being discussed isn't supposed to say nothing." Dawn wailed and buried her face more deeply.
They moved on to Sandy, who was accused of flirting with other members' boyfriends. "But you have very nice teeth, Sandy," her accuser added.
Emily watched through her clouds of smoke.
"You don't smile enough, Connie. Everyone thinks you're a sourpuss. we don't want Ingenues known as a bunch of sourpusses, do we?"
By the end, most Ingenues were in tears, mopping at eyes and cheeks with the hems of pajama tops. Sandy was passing around a piece of paper. She had a way of sauntering up to boys at school, and bumping them with her hip, and asking them in her lazy smiling drawl if they'd had their mileage that day. As members read the paper, they either gasped or blushed or tittered. Emily read: "Math problem: A cock is six inches long. At sixty strokes per minute for five minutes per day, how many days does it take to cover a mile?" The answer was upside down: "Depends on whether or not you have a blow-out. Smile if you've had your mileage today."
Emily quickly exhaled another smoke screen and passed on the paper to the girl beside her. The old members began discussing boyfriends like a harem its sheiks. The new members were led into a bedroom. Earlier that week each had turned in a set of underwear. These were returned, dyed royal purple, the club colors. Holes were cut in the bras for the nipples, and in the panties for the crotches. Everyone was shrieking with embarrassed delight. Emily lit another cigarette and inspected her mutilated underthings. She could put them on and become an Ingenue. Or she could walk out and resume being a fink. She took a big drag. The others had put on spiked heels and were inspecting each other, screaming with laughter.
Emily squashed out her cigarette, stood up and undressed. She wanted to be an Ingenue. Why, she didn't know. It had a lot to do with all those years of not being one.... --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
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Being a Southerner myself and born about the same time as the characters, I could really relate to this very interesting, sometimes quirky, alternately funny and grim story. This book is full of irony, mischief, and a whole lot of truth. I was involved in so many of the "movements" of the 60's. Alther's book often made me squirm. Were we really that self-righteous, hypocritical and plain dumb? I guess at times we were. Highly readable and very informative as well as good fun, that's Original Sins. I am eager to lend it to friends, especially a friend who was in her 40's when she first came to the USA.
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I flew through this story about young people growing up in a small town in Tennessee. The characters are interesting -- each one at first glance seems like a quick stereotype of the usual high school suspects -- but there is so much more to learn about them. If you like small town Southern novels, with the extras of civil rights, labor union struggles, and feminism thrown on top -- this is a good read
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