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Pageant Baby Must-Haves!

Tina B.
The list author says: "I want to have a pageant baby so bad. Her stage name will be Exquizyte and I will pop a flipper in her mouth and get her a spray tan as soon as she flops out of my uterus. SO EXCITED!!!"
Pink Supergirl Child's Costume, Small
Pink Supergirl Child's Costume, Small
"Great for wow-wear!  With the perfect routine, you're sure to take grand supreme!"
Rubie's Costume Co Baby-girls Infant Noah Ark Collection Precious Wabbit Costume, Pink, 6-12 Months
Rubie's Costume Co Baby-girls Infant Noah Ark Collection Precious Wabbit Costume, Pink, 6-12 Months
"Your child will steal the judges' hearts!  Make sure it doesn't spit up on stage, the judges WILL deduct points.  I think it would possibly help to fill your baby's mouth with some cotton balls before going on stage. Not only will it stop any spit up before it leaves the mouth, but it might muffle any crying or screaming."
Kidz Bop: Dance Moves
Kidz Bop: Dance Moves
"Is your child awkward or uncoordinated?  Can you not afford the services of a live-in pageant coach?  Then try this dvd!  The dance moves are sure to help your baby pull out for a higher title!!"
Ruffled Girls Sock Toddler 7-10 - (Child)
Ruffled Girls Sock Toddler 7-10 - (Child)
"Your baby will need several pairs of fluffy white socks, because it's important to retain an innocent look when performing in a high glitz pageant.  Your score in Beauty may depend on it!"
Jumping Jacks Bethany Dress Shoe (Toddler/Little Kid)
Jumping Jacks Bethany Dress Shoe (Toddler/Little Kid)
"These shoes will have the judges screaming for more!  Your baby will look pristine and innocent in high glitz with these shoes!"
High Glitz: The Extravagant World of Child Beauty Pageants
High Glitz: The Extravagant World of Child Beauty Pageants
"Some reviews of this book called it "disturbing," "disgusting," or "off-putting."  I disagree.  This book is a great resource to the devoted, high-glitz pageant mom.  Many helpful hints and great inspiration photos grace the pages of this little gem."
Little Girl's Beauty Pageant Handbook -- An Instructional Manual for Parents
Little Girl's Beauty Pageant Handbook -- An Instructional Manual for Parents
"Another excellent pageant resource!  Breaks down exactly what it takes to become the next Eden Woods!"
Bundle Monster 120 Full Color Pro Eye Shadow (Eyeshadow) Cosmetics Makeup Palette - Shimmer / Matte Combo
Bundle Monster 120 Full Color Pro Eye Shadow (Eyeshadow) Cosmetics Makeup Palette - Shimmer / Matte Combo
"Your baby looks better when it's painted.  This eye shadow palette can take your baby from looking totally jacked to high glitz."
Darice 2704-01 Rhinestone Setter Hot-Fix Applicator Wand
Darice 2704-01 Rhinestone Setter Hot-Fix Applicator Wand
"Everything looks better with a little bit of B-L-I-N-G---INCLUDING YOUR BABY!! rhinestones: hundreds should be added to everything your baby wears on pageant day from the bottle to the thong diaper.  Bedazzle that!"
The Trendy Turtle - 12 Assorted 3-in-1 Large Flower Hair Clip Bows with Soft Stretch Crochet Child Headbands fits Infant Baby to Toddlers to Youth Girls - Mix of Gerber Daisy Lily & Peony - Great for Christmas, Photos or Baby Shower Gift
The Trendy Turtle - 12 Assorted 3-in-1 Large Flower Hair Clip Bows with Soft Stretch Crochet Child Headbands fits Infant Baby to Toddlers to Youth Girls - Mix of Gerber Daisy Lily & Peony - Great for Christmas, Photos or Baby Shower Gift
"Accessorize Accessorize Accessorize!!  What holds true for you holds true for you pageant baby!"
Pull Thru Wiglet Hairpiece
Pull Thru Wiglet Hairpiece
"Everyone knows, when it comes to pageant hair: Bigger is BETTER! Your baby probably doesn't have enough hair right now to curl and style.  The better option is to staple one of these little numbers onto that soft little skull and parade the new do in front of the judges!  Don't forget to smile!!!!"
Mud Pie Baby or Toddler Girls Bikini Bathing Suit (12-18 Months)
Mud Pie Baby or Toddler Girls Bikini Bathing Suit (12-18 Months)
"Oil up your baby and get out on stage in this little getup!  The judges will be sure to notice your baby's appeal in this patriotic piece of swimwear!"
Red Bull Energy Drink, 12-Fluid Ounce Cans, 24 Pack
Red Bull Energy Drink, 12-Fluid Ounce Cans, 24 Pack
"We call this "Magic Baby Juice."  A bottle of this, and your baby will have all the personality the judges are looking for to get one of those big titles!"
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