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John Damien Sundman (Author), Cheeseburger Brown (Illustrator)
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November 17, 2008
Say you're the Savior, Fred Christ. Would you want your frozen head to be reaninmated in 1984? The world is going all to hell. War looms. Earthquakes happen with increasing regularity; weather patterns are awry; birds are in the water, fish in the air. Old ways wither; old languages are lost as the memories of their last surviving speakers disolve like cobwebs. Something rotten this way comes. Governments collapse around the globe, leaving only The Party to rule over all. In a prison cell, a madman spins theories of the mind, conjuring his own freedom. In cars and bars and shopping malls, proles obediently obey the jaded dictates of Big Brother, Ronald Reagan and Oliver North that emanate from the irony machine they call the telescreen. In a subzero laboratory, a scientist stares at an imprisoned god. And in a lonely bare room in a vast and nearly empty monastery, a young novice studies and prays and contemplates the idea of simple goodness, trying to comprehend chaos. For which his only reward will be the pure torment of The Pains. In a world that's part Orwell, part Cheney, and part who knows what, a holy man tries to find a way to give meaning to his suffering, and perhaps thereby save us all. With The Pains, John Damien Sundman, an eigenvector of the author of Acts of the Apostles the editor of Cheap Complex Devices, has created his most disturbing, and most hopeful vision yet. Cheeseburger Brown, the creator of Simon of Space brings this universe to life with twelve vivid illustrations. In a deranged world, what will save us: science or faith? Open your mind, and Fred willing, you will find release from your own pains within these pages.

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Any book that features a moral battle between a frozen-headed god and a shape-shifting Cheney monster played out on a Hebbian association-deformed surface of a 7-dimensional unit hypersphere is OK by me! --Hugh Betcham, Betcham Review Services

About the Author

John Damien Sundman is an eigenvector of the author of Acts of the Apostles the editor of Cheap Complex Devices. Acts of the Apostles, the underground cult sensation about nanomachines, neurobiology, Gulf War Syndrome and a Silicon Valley messiah, has been called the ultimate hacker book. Cheap Complex Devices, a report from the Society for Analytical Engines about the inaugural Hofstadter Prize for Machine-written Narrative, is the state of the art in post-human fiction. Sundman lives in Massachusetts with his longsuffering wife Betty. He really knows absolutely nothing about anything whatsoever. But he's a nice guy and his stories are intriguing and amusing, not to mention well written and reasonably priced!

Product Details

  • Paperback: 120 pages
  • Publisher: Rosalita Associates; 1 edition (November 17, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1929752008
  • ISBN-13: 978-1929752003
  • Product Dimensions: 8.8 x 6 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (14 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #2,962,707 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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John (F.X, Compton, Damien) Sundman grew up on a small farm in New Jersey, attended Xavier (Jesuit, military) High School on 16th Street Manhattan, got a degree in anthropology from Hamilton College, did a two year rural development stint in Peace Corps, then: Purdue grad school agricultural economics, 25 years or so high tech hardware software Boston area & Silicon Valley, drop out Martha's Vineyard, truck driver, warehouseman, construction worker, working class hero, poverty & embarrassment. Wrote technoparanoid novel, metafictiony geekoid novella, dystopian illustrated phantasmagoria; back in and out of high tech; firefighter; husband, father of 3, essayist for Salon.com; food pantry worker.

My website is http://www.wetmachine.com

 

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5.0 out of 5 stars Scary, well-written techno-dystopian thriller, January 25, 2009
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This review is from: The Pains (Paperback)
Sundman has done it again: Created a weird universe of unpleasant events and strange occurrences set against a futuristic background steeped in anxiety, guilt, anger and despair. Luckily for us (and for him), Sundman is a talented writer who manages to make it all seem like a walk in the park -- Central Park at around 3 a.m., that is. Some of the religious references are too arcane for me to understand, but the emotional heart of the story beats loud and clear as you follow the travails of the protagonist, Norman Lux, a good man struggling to comprehend the strange world around him. "The Pains" is a great addition to the body of Sundman's literary work, which includes "Acts of the Apostles" and "Cheap Complex Devices." And the illustrations by Cheeseburger Brown are terrific! I suggest that you read this darkly amusing book, and then take a long walk or bicycle ride in the sunshine.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Disturbing but Brilliant, January 25, 2009
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'The Pains' is the third novel from John Sundman and, although this one is more orthodox in structure than his last work, it is different again in the sense that as well as the text, there are 12 beautiful accompanying illustrations that perfectly complement the story.

The plot involves an Orwellian government, an ancient religious order, an anti-Big-Brother scientist, and a young priest experiencing strange miraculous "pains". It's fast paced, dark, and a cleverly written commentary on both organised religion and the police state.

I'd highly recommend this book.

I'd also highly recommend his other two works - "Acts of the Apostles" and "Cheap Complex Devices" (please note that these are published under slightly different names, as John Sundman likes to give himself different middle names/initials on each of his books!)
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5.0 out of 5 stars The Pleasures of The Pains, June 9, 2009
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I'm a science journalist who reads a fair amount of sci fi, mostly, I admit, classics like Dicke, Zindell, Gibson, LeGuin. My attention was drawn to The Pains by a friend who's more attuned than I am to the latest stuff. This book is amazing, funny, profound, a great tale with provocative extrapolations of and riffs on contemporary science, philosophy, theology. The pix are cool too. Highly recommended.
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