Product Description
Channeling Republication Vice Presdidential candidate, Sarah Palin, Brent Mooseburger reveals in The Palin Prophecies the inner workings of the Alaskan governor's mind and faith. As a Pentecostal sports reporter of Alaskan descent, Mooseburger was chosen by God Our Heavenly Father to channel Palin's voice on earth.
Satire in the truest and oldest sense of the word, The Palin Prophecies aims to be both funny and true-ish. In Mooseburger's daily blog entires (http://kenarnold.wordpress.com), which began September 10, 2008, and continued through October 10, 2008, we hear Governor Palin wrestle with the English language, her political and journalistic enemies, her dreams, and God Himself (who communicates with Sarah through an antenna in her hairdo).
You will relive with Palin those frustrating moments of her candidacy, as she struggles with current events (Putin! Troopers! Gotcha Journalists! Barry O'Bama the Irish Terrorist! The Maverick himself!), vice presidential debates, and her own heritage as Alaska's leading moose hunter.
In vivid dreams, Palin relives the history of the town of Crawford, where The Decider, Big Dick Cheney, The Maverick, and Calamity Sarah try to cope with Ben Lawdin and his gang from the I-Rock Ranch. She imagines the End Times and her own Rapture as . . . .well, you need to read the book to learn what happens in the end.
You will weep with Palin as she is frustrated at every turn by the English language, which is of course her second language, and she should not be criticized for her errors. You will exult in her enthusiasm. You betcha.
This is a book to cherish now that Sarah Palin has left the political scene. Or has she? Buy it on Kindle. She will not see it on your book shelf when she comes around to check on what you've been reading....
Brent Mooseburger is not a real person. But the writer of The Palin Prophecies is. And he really is from Alaska. Yup yup.
Satire in the truest and oldest sense of the word, The Palin Prophecies aims to be both funny and true-ish. In Mooseburger's daily blog entires (http://kenarnold.wordpress.com), which began September 10, 2008, and continued through October 10, 2008, we hear Governor Palin wrestle with the English language, her political and journalistic enemies, her dreams, and God Himself (who communicates with Sarah through an antenna in her hairdo).
You will relive with Palin those frustrating moments of her candidacy, as she struggles with current events (Putin! Troopers! Gotcha Journalists! Barry O'Bama the Irish Terrorist! The Maverick himself!), vice presidential debates, and her own heritage as Alaska's leading moose hunter.
In vivid dreams, Palin relives the history of the town of Crawford, where The Decider, Big Dick Cheney, The Maverick, and Calamity Sarah try to cope with Ben Lawdin and his gang from the I-Rock Ranch. She imagines the End Times and her own Rapture as . . . .well, you need to read the book to learn what happens in the end.
You will weep with Palin as she is frustrated at every turn by the English language, which is of course her second language, and she should not be criticized for her errors. You will exult in her enthusiasm. You betcha.
This is a book to cherish now that Sarah Palin has left the political scene. Or has she? Buy it on Kindle. She will not see it on your book shelf when she comes around to check on what you've been reading....
Brent Mooseburger is not a real person. But the writer of The Palin Prophecies is. And he really is from Alaska. Yup yup.
