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NO International Shipping(US ONLY) Sex Panther Cologne. Offically Licensed Anchorman product. Yea you know you want it! That nasty animalistic scent of a raging beast is sure to turn you into the sex animal you know you are. Sex Panther Cologne is a Cologne, a manly cologne, so don't even try wearing it if you are not manly or it will melt your face off like the guy at the end of Indiana Jones. How do i put it on, some ask? Most people unscrew the cap, apply it by the handful to every ounce of exposed skin and pour generous amounts down the pants. It would be unwise to drink it directly out of the bottle as no human being could possibly endure that, except for Superman or Kitty Dukakis. How does Sex Panther Cologne Work? Remember that guy in San Diego who stole the tank and drove over cars on the freeway for like four hours? It's like that except in cologne form. If you don't agree you need to put more on. What else do I know about Sex Panther Cologne? Two Words: Mustache Rides. Sex Panther Cologne may, or may not contain any of the following ingredients: Elk, Bunny, Dolphin The Mammal, not the Fish), Bear and even possibly Beaver. Ron Burgandy. 60% of the time, it works every time. **Currently unable to ship outside of US. InterINTERNATIONAL SHIPPING OUTSIDE OF US UNAVAILABLE**
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I originally got this as a gag gift for my husband and his brother, but it turned out the scent is actually very pleasing. Read morePublished 6 days ago by Angela Scott
My girlfriend loves it. She stole it just so she can spray it on all of her stuff. Not her clothes of course but her bed stuff. She says it seems like I'm therePublished 16 days ago by Landon Schwartz
Bought as a novelty gift. The title is too funny to ignore. Sex Panther!!Published 27 days ago by Spider Lockhart
I can't keep the ladies off of me. Also it provides a weird attraction to multitudes of panties. I've almost drown before with how many are thrown my direction when I mist this... Read morePublished 1 month ago by Kyle engelhardt
just a fun gift for that special friend. i don't even know what it smells like...Published 2 months ago by J
It smells like big foots d*ck but it works 60% of the time every time.Published 3 months ago by Connor Dayman
got as a joke for my brother but it actually smells pretty goodPublished 4 months ago by patricia whalen