- Mullet Wig-Black Adult Costume Accessory
- This is a BRAND NEW costume in original packaging.
- This is a great Halloween costume item!
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It s all business up front and a party in the back You won t need a lifted truck to show off that redneck pride in this Halloween Black Mullet Wig Whether you re calling out Skynyrd in the back of rock concerts or going out to the dunes for some R amp R the hillbilly in you will be easily expressed in this hilarious hairpiece Item Includes Wig Pictured items not included Shirts Material 50 PolyPropylene 50 Polythene Care Instructions Hand wash Line Dry
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9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
Rogaine? Hair club for men? Hair plugs? No,no,no, THIS baby says "ALL MAN". Ladies used to laugh and tease me when I asked for their numbers. NOW they literally street fight for my affections. I go out of my way everyday to walk past the local Supercuts. Stop, stare through the window, and flick my mullet causually with a carefree attitude. They try to cover up their envy with laughter and finger pointing but we both know.... oh yes, we know who the silverback is now.
I sport my lady winning mullet mane at these fine locations for the best results:
1) Bowling alley. Wear with tight blue jean cut off shorts and tank top(or Def Leppard concert t-shirt). Chicks dig this look. Add knee high moccasin boots for additional lady pleasure.
2) Quickee Mart. Park yourself between the slushee machine and the Nacho Bin. Pour the hot chicks a slushee and give them a wink. Watch out for the big girls, they hit the slushee nacho area regularly. They will push your mullet sporting butt out of the way to get to those nachos. Stupid cheese does not come out of mullet easy.
3) Outside the Parole and Probation office downtown. These ladies love me so much that they will often ask me for a sample of my urine. Crazy ladies. Who am I to question that kind of love?
4) Overeaters Anonymous. Licking an ice cream cone. These ladies can't take their eyes off me. Saw one salivating last week. Eye balling me like a lion watching a wounded trapped deer. Drink it in babe.
5) The local park bathrooms. However, 99% of the attention that I get here is male attention. The 1% that is female is questionable. One percent is still better than I did before the mullet masterpiece arrived.
Places to avoid:
1) Outdoor areas with wildlife. Stinking squirrels. One chased me for 5 blocks. Determined little fella. One positive from that chase is that my mullet flowed like superman's cape as I ran full speed.
2) Bon fire gatherings. These sweet things are flammable. I was getting my groove on too close one night. Blazed up like it had gasoline on it. Three people started slapping my head to put it out. Worst beat down I have ever taken. Pretty sure Joe Bob kept slapping me even after the flames were out. Probably jealous of the marvelous mullet. It smoldered like a fog machine for 2 hours afterwards. Still did not take it off though.
3) Motorcycle ride with a passenger. Took Mom for a ride. Mullet whipped her face so bad I think it left permanent scars. Can't believe she is still mad. Walk it off Mom! Walk it off!
4) Use 2 sided tape underneath. It will get sucked out the car window at any speed over 45 mph. It scares other drivers when this happens.
Bottom line - Make ladies happy and squirrels angry. Yes ladies, I am still single, available, and have cleared my calendar. Do not fear the mullet man.
I sport my lady winning mullet mane at these fine locations for the best results:
1) Bowling alley. Wear with tight blue jean cut off shorts and tank top(or Def Leppard concert t-shirt). Chicks dig this look. Add knee high moccasin boots for additional lady pleasure.
2) Quickee Mart. Park yourself between the slushee machine and the Nacho Bin. Pour the hot chicks a slushee and give them a wink. Watch out for the big girls, they hit the slushee nacho area regularly. They will push your mullet sporting butt out of the way to get to those nachos. Stupid cheese does not come out of mullet easy.
3) Outside the Parole and Probation office downtown. These ladies love me so much that they will often ask me for a sample of my urine. Crazy ladies. Who am I to question that kind of love?
4) Overeaters Anonymous. Licking an ice cream cone. These ladies can't take their eyes off me. Saw one salivating last week. Eye balling me like a lion watching a wounded trapped deer. Drink it in babe.
5) The local park bathrooms. However, 99% of the attention that I get here is male attention. The 1% that is female is questionable. One percent is still better than I did before the mullet masterpiece arrived.
Places to avoid:
1) Outdoor areas with wildlife. Stinking squirrels. One chased me for 5 blocks. Determined little fella. One positive from that chase is that my mullet flowed like superman's cape as I ran full speed.
2) Bon fire gatherings. These sweet things are flammable. I was getting my groove on too close one night. Blazed up like it had gasoline on it. Three people started slapping my head to put it out. Worst beat down I have ever taken. Pretty sure Joe Bob kept slapping me even after the flames were out. Probably jealous of the marvelous mullet. It smoldered like a fog machine for 2 hours afterwards. Still did not take it off though.
3) Motorcycle ride with a passenger. Took Mom for a ride. Mullet whipped her face so bad I think it left permanent scars. Can't believe she is still mad. Walk it off Mom! Walk it off!
4) Use 2 sided tape underneath. It will get sucked out the car window at any speed over 45 mph. It scares other drivers when this happens.
Bottom line - Make ladies happy and squirrels angry. Yes ladies, I am still single, available, and have cleared my calendar. Do not fear the mullet man.
1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
This product arrived in a timely manner. The wig was a little itchy and too shiny, other than that, everybody wanted to try on and take pictures. Overall fun was well worth the price.
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