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100 of 110 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
exciting, touching, and satisfying,
By bookloversfriend (United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Paradise (DVD)
People who say that this movie is a ripoff of Blue Lagoon either haven't seen Blue Lagoon or haven't seen this movie. I suspect that they are merely quoting Leonard Maltin or some other uninformed source who doesn't bother to watch movies before reviewing them.The only thing this movie and Blue Lagoon have in common is atrocious dialogue. But whereas Blue Lagoon is atrocious dialogue all the way, in this movie the idiot-level talk occurs only in certain scenes. If you copy the scenes that are NOT idiotic onto a blank videotape, you'll have a five-star movie that is one hour and twenty-three minutes long with no story elements left out, no love scenes left out and no nudity left out. The stupid scenes are brief but numerous, so fast-forwarding over them is tedious. The story of this movie is actually pretty good. It contains action scenes, love scenes, playing scenes, scenes of people being human. And all of it is quite credible, given the time and society. The nude scenes are also done quite naturally. There is no teasing, no three-second breast shots, and no shoving in the nudity for its own sake. Also, there is a fair amount of nudity, not the usual throwing in a single shot to get the R rating. And it is not drenched in hostility like the so-called "art" movies or other pretentious fare. The crisis and resolution are believable and satisfying. The music is far above average. As to versions, if you have the videotape, there is little to be gained from buying the DVD. It's semi-widescreen, but that adds little. Both are mono, even though the DVD claims to be stereo. The sound and picture quality are quite decent on both media. Bottom line: with the idiot-talk scenes cut, this is a rare movie, exciting, touching, and satisfying.
49 of 56 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
One of the worst movies of all time!,
By Ilya Chasm (USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Paradise [VHS] (VHS Tape)
There are 3 ways to enjoy this movie. Either you love bad movies, want to see one of the most beautiful girls to ever walk the earth naked, or both.This movie is so awful that I could just as easily have given this movie 1 star instead of 5 stars. The acting, dialogue and plot are so embarrassing that you will be blushing and groaning while watching it, realizing that you are of the same species as the people who created this piece of trash. If you just want to see Phoebe Cates naked and scantily clad, turn down the sound and put on some music (preferably 70's porno movie music), and have your remote control at the ready. The shower scene alone is worth the price of admission although it would be nice to have it on DVD with an AB repeat. Quite frankly, even if you also love bad movies, you'll want to have the remote at hand for subsequent viewing. It is a "must-see" for lovers of bad movies, but I would recommend renting it rather than buying it if seeing Phoebe Cates naked at her most gorgeous doesn't appeal to you. But if you want the definitive "Phoebe Cates naked" movie, it's worth buying even if you don't like bad movies.
48 of 55 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Paradise NOT Uncut,
This review is from: Paradise (DVD)
Several images are blurred out. Do not purchase this unless you want a censored version. The VHS version from Astro Video is uncut with no images blurred and has the original music.
18 of 20 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Blue Lagoon Rip-Off,
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This review is from: Paradise (DVD)
First of all, the movie is really a Blue Lagoon rip-off, with unbelievable plot. Even the situation leading to the nudity is unbelievable!The DVD itself is badly done. The cover looks cheap. The transfer is bad. Some parts are purposely blurred. No extras. It surely doesn't warrant the price of $19.99 but more like $4.99! The extra star in the rating is just because it's a Phoebe Cates debut. If you're not her fan, don't bother buying.
23 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Puh-lease!,
By glenn (nyc) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Paradise [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Okay. Let's be real for a moment. This movie was made and watched for the same reason--cheap titilation--and to review it under other pretenses, with any other value system in mind, is ludicrous. This is a five star film because it accomplishes what it sets out to do...give you Phoebe Cates--proof of God's existence if there ever was--NUDE. She is absolutely lovely. She is showering naked in a waterfall! And keep in mind she was only 17 when she did it. This is what these movies are made for--the budget, the script, the cast were all assembled to achieve one goal and one goal only: Get this gorgeous teen to strip and get wet for all of us to view. They did it. We watch it. We ought to love it and be thankful. Five stars, gentlemen.
18 of 21 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Phoebe Cates is the only paradise in "Paradise",
By jasenao (Dothan, Alabama, USA) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Paradise [VHS] (VHS Tape)
I'm not gonna lie, I rented "Paradise" and the only reason I rented it is because I heard that it showed Phoebe Cates nude. And it does show her naked several times, even more times than I was expecting it to. Unfortuanately, Phoebe Cates is just about the only good thing about this movie and it's definitely the only thing I'll remember from the movie. The only other possible good thing about the movie is that the monkeys can be funny. "Paradise" isn't a 100% ripoff of "The Blue Lagoon," it's more of an 80% ripoff. The differences are the monkeys, that the two main characters (Phoebe Cates and Willie Aames) are consistently chased by an enemy, and they're stranded in the desert instead of on an island. Like "The Blue Lagoon," both of them discover sex and fall in love with each other. I recommend anybody who just wants to see "Paradise" to see Phoebe Cates nude to buy the film because it's well worth it. However, if you're looking for a great movie to watch, I wouldn't recommend getting "Paradise" because it's only a mediocre movie, if it's even mediocre. For the movie, I give Phoebe Cates 5 stars and the movie itself 2 or 3 stars.
11 of 12 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Paradise not really,
By Watchful Eye (Louisiana) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Paradise (DVD)
This DVD is an edited version of the movie. To create the widescreen effect they simply cut of the top and bottom of the original fullscreen VHS version. They also added computer generated blur in the nude scenes. I already have this movie on VHS and I was looking for a more durable version on DVD. My old VHS version is much better.
7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Full movie, uncut but parts censored, and terrible quality.,
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This review is from: Paradise (DVD)
I have bought an old move before, and the quality was decent. however, this is my second time. and this was not worth it.the story is alright, but the quality is terrible. some of the video is in good quality, but pretty much all the full nude shots are really pixely and grainy. i couldn't finish it with the such terrible quality. it's uncut, but the uncut scenes are censored... if you want to get this for the nudity, it's not worth it. the quality for the cut version may be better, but i'm not spending more money to figure out if it is.
12 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
5 stars for Phoebe!,
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This review is from: Paradise (DVD)
But it's downgraded to four becuase the movie itself is very ordinary.It starts off interesting, and the first half isn't bad, but it gets more boring as it goes along, and the ending is a bit of an anti-climax. I have the Korean import, and the only thing censored is Aames's genitals, which concerns me little, and probably doesn't concern you. It only actually runs for 90 minutes, but there's already plenty of nudity and sex in it (more than I expected), so I'm personally not too fussed about the 'uncut or not' issue...
9 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Unremarkable Story, Breathtaking Debut,
By "bullfinch101" (NY United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: Paradise [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Simply stated, this is a makeout movie. An attractive couple are brought together in a romantic setting in hopes of appealing to hormone-driven young people of both sexes. The problem is that Willie Aames is not attractive and charismatic enough (or a good enough actor for that matter)to make his target audience swoon. No such problem with Phoebe Cates. SHE IS GORGEOUS...RADIANT...ANGELIC!! The details of how these 2 got stranded, then escaped from the slave trader to get back to civilization are of secondary importance. Phoebe is the entire movie. Without her, this is an unremakable retread of "The Blue Lagoon". But just as she makes being stranded on a desert oasis not merely bearable, but highly desireable, so she raises this otherwise pedestrian effort to a true aesthetic experience. The stoyline gets 2 stars, but Phoebe gets 5 stars for the most breathtaking debut in movie history.P.S.--According to THE BARE FACTS a body double was used for the love scenes, but it is Phoebe everywhere else--including the underwater scenes. |
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