Pardon My Body (Harlequin Vintage Collection) [Kindle Edition]

Dale Bogard (Author)

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From the moment Dale's headlights hit the nyloned legs of lovely Julia Casson on that old Connecticut highway, trouble moved right in on him--and stayed there.

Gunmen, straight coppers and crooked coppers, luscious bedtime lovelies and the fabulous mystery of the Task Force dagger deaths...Bogard cracks his way through it all to the most breathless showdown ever.

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• Format: Kindle Edition
• File Size: 191 KB
• Publisher: Harlequin (October 1, 2009)
• Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
• Language: English
• ASIN: B002PKBKZM
• Text-to-Speech: Enabled
• Average Customer Review: 1.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (1 customer review)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #679,537 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)

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4 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

1.0 out of 5 stars Exceptionally Bad Hack Writing, October 25, 2009

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J. Vorzimmer (Austin, TX USA) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Pardon My Body (Harlequin Vintage Collection) (Mass Market Paperback)

Written by an Englishman, using the pen name of Dale Bogard, who apparently had never stepped foot in New York City--or even the US, where the book is set, at least not by the time he had written the book.

The overall effect is bizarre, like Kubrick's New York City streets in Eyes Wide Shut. I know it's supposed to be New York and the street signs are that of New York streets, but it ain't New York. In Pardon My Body you notice he talks about going south on a street that runs east and west and east on a street that runs north and south. Then he talks about taking a long subway ride that in actuality is four blocks. In one chapter he's taking the Third Avenue subway and then the Third Avenue El the next trip. Oh and there's the overnight trip from New York to a city west of Columbus, Ohio. A five hundred mile trip, he claims. I guess he thought the US was about the same size as the UK. The worst part was the hack writing with every bad stereotype and the twisted American slang. A guy doesn't get "sent up" on a murder rap, he got "sent out", for example. It was bizarro world to say the least.