Customer Reviews

Party Pooper Fake Human Poop

5 star:		(24)
4 star:		(14)
3 star:		(6)
2 star:		(4)
1 star:		(9)

 

 

Working life is hectic. If your job is like mine, there's barely time to catch a breath before yet another traffic jam or staff meeting or disciplinary hearing sucks it right back out of you. Sometimes all you want is a quiet moment alone, to reflect. To regroup. To sob quietly into your hands and wonder where it all went so wrong.

Needless to say, I spend a lot of time in the john.

Problem is, I'm not the only one. Maybe it's the recession -- or maybe it's the new 'Burrito Blowout' special in the cafeteria -- but lately the back stall in the mens' room has been more popular than the water cooler by the hot receptionist's desk. Every time I need a 'time out', there's some guy already back there. And probably pooping. I needed some way to keep the other guys away from my 'thinking chair'.

Few things would make me do a bathroom about-face faster than a piece of poo lounging on the rim of the 'pool', rather than in it. I bought a six-pack of these, to ensure my 'fortress of solitude' would remain undisturbed for the long haul.

I positioned one on the side of the bowl to shoo away the intraoffice interlopers. It wasn't outrageously realistic, but that seemed okay -- the last thing I'd do if I saw something large and brown on the toilet seat is dive in for a closer look. That's just not a situation where you ask probing questions like 'Poop or Dupe?', 'Scat or Nat?', or 'Cosby, Spills, Ash or Dung?' You see brown on the chair; you run away from there. That's the rule.

Or so I thought. Evidently, some joker is more eagle-eyed -- or desperate -- than I am. I tried every morning for a full week dropping plastic poop on the deck, but by mid-afternoon each day the deck was clear -- and the stall was 'occupado' most of the time. When I finally managed to sneak in for a break, I found the perp had fashioned a sort of hanging 'poop mobile' from the missing products. It doesn't seem to deter any of the people I was trying to keep out -- but we've had some real trouble keeping a janitor on the floor since then. Poor guys aren't expecting THAT on their first night on the job.

This product doesn't look at all like real poop, unless your aim is to make it look like a 4-foot-6-inch ballerina took a dainty, monochromatic, plasticine dump somewhere. Or at best, a medium-sized dog who ate some chocolate-pudding-colored polyethylene.


NOW I understand why the photo quality on the product picture above is so poor. Giving purchasers a high quality, well-lit photo would result in nobody being stupid enough to buy this, like I was.

This chintzy, molded-and-stamped "gag" is not realistic at all and will fool no one. It's poorly made -- in China, literally -- and looks like the uniformly brown blob of cheap plastic it is. Don't waste your money on this crap.

This product was ok until Someone decided to replace it with the real thing. After the laughs I proceeded to collect my toy only to find the real thing in my hands. Still warm too. I suggest keeping a watchful eye on it.

I read some of the other reviews on this item and had good expectations but I was VERY disappointed by the appears of the product. It doesn't look real at all. Looks very fake and very plastic.

The seller though was great in getting this to me asap so they get a thumbs up. The product, a thumbs down. It doesn't look ANYTHING like it does on the toilet seat in the picture. Very disappointing.

Very realistic, high-quality and detailed. Made out of the same stuff as Polly Pocked clothes, gives it a nice shiny "fresh" look. The pranks have been going back and forth, I put it on the toilet seat, my daughter screamed. She put it in the peanut buter, I recoiled in horror. HOURS OF FUN!!!

It was dull at work and I had a great time tormenting my workmates. We had tears rolling down our faces. Sometimes it's just fun to act like a kid.

Won't lay flat, turd falls over when you set it on a flat surface.
Otherwise, its a great joke. I put it on the couch after my girlfriend got up, and she came back and tried to pick it up with a paper towel without me seing it. I grabbed it and put it in my mouth and she screamed!
GOOD JOKE

Well, the craftsmanship on this was crap....literally, lol. Seriously though, it's a great two dollar gag item. Looks pretty realistic, albeit a little small....well, actually, it's fairly life sized, but you always hope for that helicopter poop...you know, the one that swirls around the bowl when you flush, like a helicopter blade. Anyway, served its purpose well. First, i sprayed some liquid ass just before my stepdaughter entered the room, then acted like i was digging something out of the back end of my shorts. I pulled out this crap and flung it at her. Mixed with the stank of the liquid ass spray, it made quite the impression on her as she ran off screaming. Later, she realized it was fake, but she still hasnt figured out that i have liquid ass spray. She just thinks....

Put it anywere in the bathroom! People wont know what to do when they see a turd on the plunger! Combine with half a skuirt of "liquid ass" into the toilet( because that stuff is terrible) and your bound to cause a ruckus! Everyone will panic! The hard part is waiting a little bit to start laughing and fist bumping any cohorts!

Easily the best purchase that I've made in the past six months.

Parties that I've been to have never been better!

Even my roommates find this to be quite amusing. I would suggest not using this item at a place of business, it might send the wrong message and possibly end in legal difficulties.