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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on July 16, 2015
I was able to take the entire Torre Abgar up my butt with ease
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
on July 16, 2015
I'm sure it's great stuff. I had major plans for it, but one look and my wife made me return it.
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4 of 7 people found the following review helpful
on July 16, 2015
I need the 100 gallon barrel! This is unacceptable!
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
on July 16, 2015
I bought this as a space saving alternative to a kiddie pool for dear daughter. She is one. I believe the viscosity will only make her stronger.
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9 of 11 people found the following review helpful
on July 16, 2015
I first bought this for my underground sex dungeon I run out of my parents basement...when cleaning up after a very messy night I had some explode into my face...and j realize.....THIS TASTES AMAZING. so I tried it in a sandwich and wow it got even better. So now I use this product and the base ingredient for my"special sauce" at my deli. Thank you for making a product that helps meat slide down my customers throats
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2 of 4 people found the following review helpful
on July 15, 2015
Great quality product. It tends to smoke a little bit, but no actual flames yet, so that's good. I knocked off one star for the packaging. It should include a deep nap roller for ease of application, and a holder to secure the roller when not in use.
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10 of 12 people found the following review helpful
on July 15, 2015
What can I say, I like butt stuff, lots of butt stuff.
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3 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on July 15, 2015
For years I have always been a fan of the water.

Last summer was been especially hot, so my friends and I spent a lot of time at my apartment complex's rooftop pool. The pool is great to swim laps in and just cool down after a long day. The problem comes when the pool shuts down at 8 each day, I mean there are like hours of sunset left - "why stop swimming so early?" we thought.

So my I came up with an idea. I get a pool for the living room or a "living room pool", that way my friends and I can chill in the pool 24/7, have girls in the pool, and most importantly get really drunk in the living room pool (they don't let us drink in the rooftop pool anymore after the whole "my little pony" incident). So I went out and bought a small 6 ft blow up pool. Now I know what this sounds like - a great freaking idea - which my friends and I thought it was too up until I tried to fill it with water....the stupid thing had holes! What was worse was that I didn't even know about them, before work I connected a hose to my kitchen sink to fill said living room pool. I came home wasted after a crazy happy hour on a Tuesday to find my entire apartment destroyed! I mean there was water everywhere.

So instead of cleaning the place up, I just left. But its all good because I found a new apartment soon after I got my new ID. Which brings me to the lube. Since my current apartment complex does not have a rooftop pool I have been really yearning for one. Even though I remember exactly what happened last time I still deep down want a fully functional living room pool, and I wont let a stupid lease stop me (never has). But this pool has got to be safer and not leak - which brings me to the lube.

I thought the lube would be perfect to fill my brand new new pool with - boy was I wrong. At first everything seemed fine, my 55 gallon of Passion Natural-Based Lubricant arrived and I used my good ole' forklift to bring it into the living room and fill the pool. I invited my friends over and told them to get ready for "the time of their lives" - this was the last time of their life with me.

My three friends Jill, Sarah and Lenny arrived ripped and ready to go swimming. They were all super stoked for a pool filled with lube and extra jealous of my 55 gallon Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant, because they knew now that I was the Lube King. Lenny being the wise guy that he is decides to time how long he can hold his breathe "underwater". Sarah - being the joker that she is decides to tickle Lenny "underwater". Lenny upon being tickled begins to laugh and upon laughing his lungs fill with at least 16 oz of Passion Natural Water-Based Lubricant. He starts to panic and jumps out of the pool, he starts flailing his arms and gets lube all over my good curtains and floor. Sarah look at Lenny, dumbfounded, she has no clue how to perform CPR and neither do I. Luckily Jill is a registered nurse, she immediately jumps out of the pool to save Lenny.

Now I should also mention that I have extremely slippery and expensive hardwood floors. That being said Jill ate it hard and slipped and crushed the back of her head on my stained oak hardwood floors - which now started to become tainted with blood. Which leaves me to Sarah - I turned and asked her to help me because Lenny was now dead, along with Jill and my entire house was trashed. I mean TRASHED like my inconsiderate friends left snack wrappers on the floor, Lenny pooped himself a little, and Jill was bleeding out way more blood than I thought a human had. Sarah looks at me and begins to sob and whimper so much that I began to think she wasn't going to help me clean up - her nerve!

So long story short I kicked that little cry baby Sarah out of my house, called an ambulance and have a firm belief that pools should remain on rooftops and not filled with lube - otherwise your inconsiderate friends might trash your whole place.
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1 of 5 people found the following review helpful
on July 15, 2015
I have found that this is not sufficient for a slip and slide and that 2 barrels makes for barrels of fun! Seriously, it prevents those unsightly and painful latex burns!
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2 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on July 15, 2015
it tastes great would highly recommend for dinner parties ;)
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