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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
on February 28, 2015
When Bronson and I bro-ed out....we went through a tiny 6 oz bottle.....and we both had the same thought.....why don't they sell this in 55 gallon drums. When we found this it was like the rainbows parts....unicorns danced and cheeks spread.
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10 of 11 people found the following review helpful
on February 27, 2015
I was a newlywed then and after my abduction and the alien probes, I couldn't stand to let my husband touch me. He ended up divorcing me. And really I can't blame him.
Unfortunately, the aliens kept returning monthly, abducting me to study me repeatedly. A few years ago, I found this lube and purchased a barrel of it in hopes the alien probes wouldn't be as uncomfortable. This stuff is amazing! Not only did it get easier to handle the probes, I was able to accept larger and larger ones with ease, and dare I say, pleasure. For the past year, the aliens have been returning weekly instead of monthly and now instead of the same three all the time, they bring 9 different friends with them each time.
I am on a monthly auto buy program for this lube. I've never had any issues with the shipping or any spillage accidents. The aliens are incredibly strong and can pick up and carry the entire full barrel as if it weighs no more than a loaf of bread.
I have had to quit my job as it takes me the full week between their visits to recover. Fortunately, my disability benefits are covering the lube since the aliens are now collaborating with the government scientists to collect data.
Well, they'll be here tomorrow. I better get off here and start packing in the lube in advance for our orgy. Oops. I mean my medical probing. Thank you Passion Lubes for changing my previously terror filled hours with the aliens into something I can look forward to with yearning.
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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on February 25, 2015
I wish they had this item on Subscribe & Save... I always seem to run out before the month is up!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
on February 11, 2015
Used this to wedge my pet hippo into the back of the minivan. Hugho's been feeding him table scraps lately and he's gotten a bit plump. Works excellent but I'm giving it 4 stars because 55 gallons is only enough for 4 wedgies.
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6 of 16 people found the following review helpful
on February 10, 2015
My gf dround in the lube I tried to pull her out but she was too slippery thanks alot.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
I've been through six of these things already and I'll never buy another lube so long as I live. The tarp they include to keep it from drying out and getting all crusty works alright, but we tore one a couple of months ago when the dogs started gettin crazy. Mom cut a piece of cheese cloth and I found it actually keeps the jelly nice and slick all the way to the bottom of the barrel. We tied a few of these things together off the side of grampas dock after they emptied out and they make a great party barge. Just cap the ends off and add a few pallets.
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3 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on February 4, 2015
Giggity
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful
on January 26, 2015
As a doomsday prepper I have a good selection of needed items in my secret shelter. 10 years worth of MRE's, water filtration, spam, dish soap, a s***load of Q-tips and yes, three 55 gallon drums of lube. My underground shelter, which I constructed from 26 decommissioned school bus' welded together, is suitable for myself and 15 women(who I will gather up in my van and spirit away to my little underground harem when the nukes are launched) . It's one thing to wait out the terrible half life of chinese nukes loaded with cobal thorium-G but what next? Who will repopulate the earth?!? That's where these drums of lube come into play! Get busy living or get busy dying! And you're welcome!!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
on January 21, 2015
Recommended you buy multiple slip'in slides with this grease it down and go mach 5
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1 of 6 people found the following review helpful
on January 18, 2015
Finaly can i masturbate and lube my rubiks cube at the same time!
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