Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Collection [Paperback]

Tim Davis (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: July 6, 2006

In 1998, Pastor Tim Davis created the CleanLaugh e-mail list as a way of quickly sharing clean humor with his family and friends. Soon after, people from around the world began to find the list and sign up for their daily joke.
Over time Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh list has become a trusted source of humor that will lift one's spirit without causing one's face to blush. As such, it has often been printed and taken or snail mailed to nursing homes, prisons, and service men and women stationed around the world.
Pastor Tim's CleanLaugh Collection is another convenient way to send clean humor to friends and family who are not online. Of course you don't have to give away every copy. Take one with you on your travels so you can easily find that "pick me up laugh" we all need from time to time.

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About the Author

    Tim Davis, husband, and father of three, is a pastor at Westside Bible Church in Victoria, British Columbia, Canada. He is a cancer survivor with a zeal for enjoying life and laughter-a zeal managed away from harmful extremes by his faith in, and growing devotion to, God. One of his mottos in life is "If it's not a time to be serious then it's a time to have fun, laugh and enjoy being alive.

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    Things moms Would Probably Never Say

 "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

 "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot too."

 "Just leave all the lights on...it makes the house look more cheery."

 "Let me smell that shirt. Yeah, it's good for another week."

 "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day."

 "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's okay, that's good enough for me."

 "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

 "I don't have a tissue with me...just use your sleeve."

 "Don't bother wearing a jacket. The wind chill is boud ot improve."

    Anthill Golfing

 Once there was a golfer whose drive landed on an anthill.

 Rather than move the ball, he decided to hit it where it lay. He gave a mighty swing, Clouds of dirt and sand and ants exploded from the spot. Everything but the golf ball. It sat in the same spot.

 So he lined up and tried another shot. Clouds of dirt and sand and ants went flying again. The golf ball didn't even wiggle.

 Two ants curvived. One dazed ant said to the other, "Whoa! What are we going to do?"  Said the other ant: "I don't know about you, but I'm going to get on the ball."

    Bungee Jumper

 Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, the both noticed that while everyone was watching, no one was buying tickets.

 Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.

 John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up. Jack saw that his shirt was torn and his hair was mussed. John came down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises and his clothes were ripped to shreds. The third time down and back up, he had several open wounds, a broken arm, and was bruised over most of his body.

 Jack quickly raised John to the platform and asked him what in the world was going on.

 John replied, "I'm not sure. Do you know what 'pinata' means?"

Product Details

• Paperback: 162 pages
• Publisher: Trafford Publishing (July 6, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1553690303
• ISBN-13: 978-1553690306
• Product Dimensions: 8.5 x 5.5 x 0.4 inches
• Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,361,746 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)