8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
So very bad I don't know if I'll finish it, August 1, 2005
This review is from: Pastries: A Novel of Desserts and Discoveries (Hardcover)
I picked up this book because I like novels that have a food base to them. I especially love baked goods (who doesn't?) so Pastries seemed to fit the bill.
What a groaner this has turned out to be. The characters are flat, the dialogue is painfully unbelievable (from the French assistant who inserts a "oui" or a "bon jour" with every third line he utters to the movie director who describes his movie to Sunya over dinner like he's reading from a 13-year-old girl's journal of prose) and the plot twists are just plain silly. (For example, over dinner Sunya is stunned when her date rhapsodizes about a hole-in-the-wall doughnut shop with silk curtains he frequented as a boy. Guess what -- it's the shop Sunya's mom opened when Sunya was a girl.)
Then, as other reviewers have mentioned, the Bakery Wars?! For someone who really isn't doing much to save her business, Sunya sure get s a lot of ink in the city's major newspaper. And when I hit the part with the newspaper columnist making note of a man loitering outside Sunya's bakery I said aloud, "Come on."
All WTO references, and those involved and inspired by them, feel forced and unsupported.
Kirchner seems to create dialogue, characters and situations just to fill in the unexplainable gaps in the overall plot.
I keep picking up the book and giving it another chapter hoping it gets better, but it has become almost laughable (Perhaps I would laugh about it if I hadn't paid for it).
I gave it two stars because there are some wonderful descriptions of complicated pastries along the way.
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11 of 13 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Brahms Concerto?, March 11, 2004
This review is from: Pastries: A Novel of Desserts and Discoveries (Hardcover)
I have 2 words: Brahms Concerto? The mid-thirties director guy brings Sunya, the main character, home after their date, and he puts on a Brahms Concerto? And he follows up with a waltz? He's 35!
Sunya, the baker and Pastries shop owner is 30 going on 55. She looks at her 20-something employees laughing in the bakery kitchen and thinks, "When I was their age, only a few years ago, I, too, was prone to spontaneous jets of laughter that cleansed my insides like a good hot shower. Lately, I haven't found much to ha-ha about. Is this, I wonder, an inevitable part of growing up?"
"Pastries" has some great descriptions of Seattle and some interesting characters to boot - Sunya's mom, Kimiko (her ex's new love interest), the new baker, Bob - but the threads of veracity seem tenuous, especially for a Seattle-born and bred 30-year old woman, like Sunya. Why does she not confront her troublesome employees? Why does Sunya not have any friends? Her mom, employees, ex, ex's girlfriend, and fleeting new director hottie don't count.
Other frustrating story elements include the food critic, Donald Smith. He concocts the "Pastry War" scenario that pits Sunya's mom&pop shop against the big Cakes Plus conglomerate, and then takes cheap jabs at Sunya's bakery shop in every column. What food critic does that? The ex-boyfriend, Roger, seems more caricature than character. And, the director/love interest, Andrew, made a bad movie once, during his "drug days." Is this the mid-80s? Lastly, the spoken dialogue between characters seems as if the same person is talking.
Overall, the characters seem to be living in 1990, when the build-up to the riots actually happened in 1999.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
so much to say so little, July 23, 2005
This review is from: Pastries: A Novel of Desserts and Discoveries (Hardcover)
This was a funny mistake; I placed this book on hold thinking it was a cookbook. It is, in fact, a very bad novel.
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