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Penis Pokey Board book – June 1, 2006

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Product Details

  • Board book: 18 pages
  • Publisher: Quirk Books; Brdbk edition (June 1, 2006)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1594741484
  • ISBN-13: 978-1594741487
  • Product Dimensions: 8 x 0.4 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 11.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (55 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #294,492 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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I think it would not be a good idea to economize by buying a used copy of this book.
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This is a lot of fun, but if you "show it off" in Denny's they call the cops. Now I'm banned; no more Grand Slams.

...you've been warned.
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I got this book a few days ago. I laughed like crazy. Now I carry it in my car and have shown it to people, everywhere. That is including the waiting room in my doctor's office and at my gym and without fail people have loved it and voiced, while flipping the pages, who they thought would appreciate getting this as a gift, from them. You know pretty much everyone, who doesn't walk this earth in fear of God, will enjoy this book.
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These are the illustrations you get:

1. Underwear (front cover)
2. Spotlight on stage
3. Hot Dog vendor
4. Monkey holding banana
5. Sea serpent
6. Fireman holding hose
7. Fishing pole bait
8. Alien's nose
9. Rodeo rider
10. Bodybuilder

I would've liked more humorous drawings on the left-hand pages of the book instead of the generic patterns of phallic symbols. There's always the activity book I suppose.

MISC:
The hole is 1 3/4" in diameter, or 5 1/2" girth. The book is 1/2" thick made of sturdy cardboard.
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No, I am not interested in my brother's privates. But, as an older sister, it is my duty to torment him. 😉 Giving this to him in front of his girlfriend accomplishes that. We all got a good laugh out of it.
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I sent this to my son who is in the Army in Iraq. He got it today and emailed me that it was quite the hit in his group. They all really laughed. They need things to make them laugh over there... last he heard, someone was running over to the chow hall to try and find a banana... I guess you can only go so far, even in the Army!
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Bought this for a buddy who recently had a kid, we've been giving him a lot of children books so this was a nice change for him. It is a great novelty item I wouldn't hesitate buying this for another friend as a gag gift, some of my buddies saw the book and were jealous that I wasn't giving it to them. I plan on buying a few more just to have on hand for a quick gift if I ever need a last minute gift. All they need now is a vagina poke
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I bought this as a gag gift for my deployed husband. Obviously I wouldn't recommend buying it used! The hole is really small, so there are certain situations that it wouldn't be useful if you were actually going to try and put your member in there. Still, its a funny gag gift, and it made both of us laugh.
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