Customer Reviews

Penis Pokey

5 star:		(22)
4 star:		(4)
3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

I think it would not be a good idea to economize by buying a used copy of this book.

I got this book a few days ago. I laughed like crazy. Now I carry it in my car and have shown it to people, everywhere. That is including the waiting room in my doctor's office and at my gym and without fail people have loved it and voiced, while flipping the pages, who they thought would appreciate getting this as a gift, from them. You know pretty much everyone, who doesn't walk this earth in fear of God, will enjoy this book.

I love the book, it seems like so much fun. But, when are you going to come out with the paperback model? Some of us weren't so blessed and when you use the book, it ends up looking like a gumdrop is stuck to the page! My wife thought it was a horsefly and tried to hit it with the fly swatter! That would have hurt.

The book is great, I'm just saying that maybe a paperback one would be nice for some of us.

This is the best birthday present I've received in years! The perfect momentary respite from this depressing world of political correctness, feminist recrimination, masculine guilt and penile nullification. This "interactive" book of inspired lunacy has thankfully reminded me of my best friend's "special purpose" - to make me and mine happy sometimes! I hope there are yearly sequels. My wife intends to start an annual photo album to document the "inner man" only she knows. Cheers to the cockeyed savant who made this happen!

Hilarious - just having it is funny enough but I wouldn't call it a necessary purchase.

and in response to the last comment this is NOT meant to be used with a FULL ERECTION so proceed with caution.

These are the illustrations you get:

1. Underwear (front cover)
2. Spotlight on stage
3. Hot Dog vendor
4. Monkey holding banana
5. Sea serpent
6. Fireman holding hose
7. Fishing pole bait
8. Alien's nose
9. Rodeo rider
10. Bodybuilder

I would've liked more humorous drawings on the left-hand pages of the book instead of the generic patterns of phallic symbols. There's always the activity book I suppose.

MISC:
The hole is 1 3/4" in diameter, or 5 1/2" girth. The book is 1/2" thick made of sturdy cardboard.

Very cute and extremely creative use of the male species' most prized "possession". This book is to be used in a humorous and fun way - anyone who takes this so seriously and is offended by it - lighten up!! It is an absolutely tongue-in-cheek entertainment event - great for a fun gift. Lots of fun gifts! It is sure to be a hit. The charming and innocent illustrations are beautifully done, yet have a decidedly provocative edge to them. Enjoy and remember how entertaining the star in your life can be!

I sent this to my son who is in the Army in Iraq. He got it today and emailed me that it was quite the hit in his group. They all really laughed. They need things to make them laugh over there... last he heard, someone was running over to the chow hall to try and find a banana... I guess you can only go so far, even in the Army!

I gave this to my son on his 18th birthday. Since we never had "the talk" I figured this would at least help him figure stuff out. He's been in his room for 3 days.

This book will make you laugh and perhaps even shed a few tears! Hilarious! Mr. Behrens, we can hardly wait to see what you come up with next!