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Penitentiary 3 [VHS]

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this is one of the best movies ever. the character of "the midnight thud", played by the haiti kid was tremendous. truely an inspiration to us all. it made me laugh, it made me cry, and it made me never want to go to prison and have my manhood taken by a miget with a studed collar on.

This movie is such pure garbage, it's hilarious.. You can't help but to laugh at a vicious midget who is caged in the bottom of a prison, then let out to attack other inmates on occasion. The midget acts like an animal for the first 40 minutes of the movie, then all of a sudden turns into a spiritual and intellectual midget guru who decides to train the main character,'Too Sweet' for a big prison fight.

The most comical scene is when Too Sweet gets locked in the prison dungeon for a couple of months, then gets visited by a fellow inmate. Too Sweet procedes to act like a raving idiot because he's been isolated for so long.. It's truly a pathetic scene that is a disgrace to acting, but it's funny as heck though. Just buy the movie for laughs!

Just like the first two "Penitentiary" movies, Leon Isaac Kennedy ends up falsely accused and back in prison again. The plot keeps building up fear of "The Midnight Thud". When Kennedy asks another con about "The Thud" he replies..."You'll be sleeping in your rack about midnight when the cell door opens. You hear a thud and then your manhood is gone." But when you see "The Thud", this movie turns into a comedy. He's a black midget they keep in a basement cell, feeding him a constant diet of cocaine and porn films. When he comes to get Kennedy it looks like a monkey trying to rip Kennedy's ears off. It's hilarious. Don't miss it.

How this movie has failed to make it to DVD is a SIN. Probably the funniest movie ever made left to be only found in the aisles of your lost VHS stores, but maybe there's hope in the future.

PT3 is about as outlandish and hilarious as you'll ever find in an action flick that relies on a 4 foot crack smoking midget to be the, ball snuggling against your face to suffocate you, villian. Only to finish off with him being some wise sage of the cage helping the main character win at the big fight. That's right, "the midnight thud" who in the middle of the night gets dropped off in a sack in your cell when you're considered a problem with your inmates, becomes the hero in the end.

You'll never have another experience in your life after watching this movie. There's nothing that you'll ever be able to quite comprehend in a normal way due to the changes this movie will make in your life. I can never contemplate what the writers/directors were thinking when they came up with this, but their loss will be your gain. If you see this movie, you won't be disappointed.