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Jim Lehrer (Author)
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April 8, 2008
Veteran newsman and acclaimed novelist Jim Lehrer exposes worlds both intimate and universal, builds suspense with an accomplished hand, and reveals a savvy understanding of the modern social landscape. With The Phony Marine, Lehrer dives into a highly controversial topic–and delivers his most compelling character portrait to date.

Hugo Marder is about as unremarkable as they come. On the floor of the Washington, D.C., branch of Nash Brothers, one of the country’s most respected men’s stores, Hugo is a wise, reserved salesman. At home, he is a solitary, divorced fifty-year-old with few friends and an eBay addiction. But he has always wanted to make more of his life, dreaming of becoming an artist or a cartoonist. When he was younger, he’d always wanted to be a marine.

Late one night, Hugo stumbles upon an online auction for a Silver Star, the medal awarded for bravery in battle. He bids and wins. But it is only after he places the lapel pin on his jacket that he realizes the enormity of his actions. Suddenly, ordinary people begin to treat him differently, with dignity and respect. Is he really going to pretend the honor is his own?

As Hugo wrestles with his conscience, a transformation begins to take place. He studies the life of a marine, learns the military terminology, body-builds at the gym, even gets a crew cut. When he is reborn as a former marine, his life immediately changes. Is it possible that his deception has unlocked the man he always wanted to be? Through numerous challenges and more than one terrifying ordeal, Hugo Marder must prove his worth. And in the end, he must ask himself: What is a hero?

Alive with detail, emotional depth, and unexpected twists of plot, The Phony Marine is a tense, revelatory work of fiction that will cause every reader to consider his or her own stance on what truly makes someone great.


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The uncharacteristically impulsive online purchase of a Silver Star medal once belonging to a marine lieutenant sets Hugo Marder, a successful middle-aged suit salesman at an upmarket Washington, D.C., store, on the path to his 15 minutes of fame in PBS's News Hour anchor Lehrer's 16th novel. Once Marder starts wearing the medal's accompanying lapel button in public, he receives deferential treatment from everybody he meets, spurring him to forge an alternate persona: he shaves his head, starts working out, trains himself to think the way he thinks a marine would think and, most importantly, learns to cuss. Things get hairy when he runs into his ex-wife, Emily, while on jury duty. She's on to his deception, but his heroic actions during a courthouse shooting propel him to instant fame. Ever ambitious, she attaches her wagon to his rising star and floats the idea of getting married again. As Hugo accumulates an ever larger entourage of admirers and his public stock rises, his conscience gets louder and louder. Lehrer, himself a former marine, does an admirable job of creating a pathetic yet sympathetic character in Hugo, though the supporting cast is emotionally anemic and exists solely to push Hugo along on his journey of self-discovery and self-deception. Lehrer's fans will appreciate his latest, but it may be too simple a yarn to attract new readers. (Nov.)
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In his spare time, Lehrer, PBS newsman and moderator extraordinaire, manages to be quite the prolific novelist. In his sixteenth novel, he levels his ever-composed gaze at the character^B and value of heroism. A men's clothing salesman, pudgy and relatively friendless, Hugo Marder is your garden-variety nobody, neither sympathetic nor entirely disagreeable. Until, that is, he buys a Vietnam-era Silver Star medal on eBay and decides to become a former marine. Sidestepping the tricky reality that he never was one, Hugo loses inches off his waistline, learns to comport himself with rigid assuredness, and gets comfortable dropping the "F-word" despite his innate discretion. He finds automatic admiration among strangers and relations alike but also lands himself in thorny spots where his status as war hero demands that he step up and display what mettle he may or may not possess. After saving a judge from a gun-toting assailant, an actual former marine, Hugo finds the spotlight all of a sudden quite bright, and he must reckon with what he has made himself into without the bothersome rigors of actual merit. Lehrer, whose prose is measured and unremarkable, considers the notion of heroism as a matter of circumstance (right time, right place) and whether it can be worn as a costume and hopefully thus learned to affect a dramatic transformation regardless of one's past failings or present deceptions. Ian Chipman
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Random House Trade Paperbacks (April 8, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0812975510
  • ISBN-13: 978-0812975512
  • Product Dimensions: 5.1 x 0.6 x 7.9 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,273,479 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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12 of 14 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars A former Marine's review., November 29, 2006
I don't usually buy hardcover fiction unless it's deeply discounted. However, the title and cover of this book locked onto me like a ticked-off drill instructor. After leafing through it, I immediately purchased "The Phony Marine." I'm glad I did.

Hugo Marder failed to realize either of his two big dreams. He never joined the Marines, and he didn't become a cartoonist. Instead of serving in Vietnam when he was eligible, he took advantage of a college deferment to avoid the draft. And cartooning gave way to a predictable lifestyle selling men's clothing in Washington DC. Now, Hugo's a fiftysomething divorced guy whose average existence is wearing him down. However, things change after an impulse online purchase of a Silver Star award for combat valor.

When the medal arrives, Hugo decides to wear its lapel pin while strolling around the city. Usually he blends right in. But the pin makes him stand out. People acknowledge Hugo with respectful nods and outright praise. He even scores a complimentary meal at a local restaurant. These positive reactions galvanize Hugo to take on the persona of the Marine he's always longed to be. He shaves his head, gets fit with a Marine Corps workout, learns the lingo, and constructs a fictitious military back-story. But how long can Hugo's deception go undiscovered - especially when he becomes a real hero?

"The Phony Marine" is a lean and mean read. I wish it were longer because I wanted to see Hugo go even deeper with some of the philosophical issues behind his charade. However, I was still caught up with Hugo's quest for a meaningful life. The author took an individual that many would consider a pathetic dirt bag and made him into a sympathetic character (much like Jeff Lindsay did to good effect in "Darkly Dreaming Dexter"). At the heart of Hugo's facade is a desire for significance. Although one can't condone the deceptive aspect, at least Hugo took a series of gambles to better himself. In today's risk-adverse culture, how many men can say the same?

Some of the situations that drive the plot are somewhat contrived, like the Thai restaurant bear-claw soup fiasco. In addition, it would've been interesting to see Hugo relate to female characters with more complex personalities. However, through Hugo's journey the author succeeded in touching on some important truths about manhood, integrity, heroism, and the longing for relevance. For that, I commend him. I recommend "The Phony Marine" to any man who wonders what might've been and longs for an adventurous life. But I wouldn't advise wearing medals you didn't earn.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Entertaining but trite., January 18, 2007
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I really wanted to like this book. But it was short, more like a long short story than a novel, there wasn't nearly the "exploring hero worship" that was hinted at in the summary paragraph, and the ending was unbelievable. Wouldn't happen in DC! That having been said, I was curious to see what would happen next and I did finish the book. I was just disappointed that there wasn't more to it, it could have gone much deeper.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Unique plot, decent narration, December 28, 2006
In a remarkably unique twist on "identity theft", Lehrer's main character transforms to a US marine from a menswear salesman, mostly with the help of Ebay auctions and other Internet sources. The plot and the characters are well presented, while the narration seems a lit labored at times. Nevertheless, the twists in the storyline and the sheer uniqueness and audacity of the plot keeps the reader very engaged throughout this book. An excellent read.
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