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Pickups and Come-Ons for All Occasions (Lfao) Hardcover – January 5, 2008

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Knock Knock is an award-winning purveyor of witty books and gifts. Our crackerjack in-house team creates humorous nonfiction and specialty journals from the ground up, and we also publish new titles from outside authors, bloggers, and other creative types.
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Product Details

  • Series: Lfao
  • Hardcover: 112 pages
  • Publisher: Knock Knock; 2nd edition (January 5, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1601060599
  • ISBN-13: 978-1601060594
  • Product Dimensions: 0.2 x 3.5 x 6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
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  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #344,009 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Knock Knock is an award-winning purveyor of witty books and gifts. We create products that bring humor, function, organization, and design to everyday life.

Our crackerjack in-house team has been making goods and writing books from the ground up since 2002. These days we also acquire new titles from outside authors, bloggers, and other creative types. Whether we're producing sticky notes or a volume of thoroughly researched nonfiction, we happily dispense irreverence, wordplay, and wit from our sunny perch in Venice, California, to folks around the globe.

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful By Alexis Jane on October 7, 2008
Format: Hardcover
It makes me glad that more guys my age don't read, because with these lines how could I resist? These lines are a million times better than the typical bar pickup lines and shows that someone really put some thought into shamelessly hitting on you.
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful By Throgmorten on December 19, 2012
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I guess I am probably a little biased, because this is how I met my husband. We were both at the gym one Friday night and he came up with this book in his hands while I was on the Stair Stepper and just read to me until one piqued my interest.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By One G. on June 2, 2014
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Fun little book to have. no doubt there are some old lines out there but the book points out that part of the charm is not just the line but the delivery of the line(s). Good tongue and it never takes itself seriously as should you if you're thinking about getting this book.
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By xJ on February 19, 2013
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Just by flipping through, you can find some nice lines to smile or laugh at. Good little book to kill a relaxing afternoon.
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By ART on September 23, 2013
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All these lines for all occations books are so small but very funny, good read especially with friends and family!
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1 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Garrett Mccutcheon on September 25, 2009
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Sure, some of the one-liners are humorous, but not nearly so much as I had hoped. Still, the "Lines for All Occasions" series does make an interesting coffee table set. I've found that people are far more likely to pick one of these up and flip through it than they will other books.
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