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by Jonathan Selwood (Author)
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Isabel Raven should be aglow. Rare among painters, she has made it big in L.A. A major exhibition is set to open, and a billionaire racked by guilt over the 9/11 death of his business partner is avidly collecting Isabel's kitschy work (she inserts celebrity faces into masterpieces; picture Martha Stewart in The Scream) to please Cordelia, his raunchy-beyond-her-years 13-year-old adopted daughter. But instead of basking in her success, Isabel is a complete wreck along with her postearthquake apartment. Her chef-to-the-stars boyfriend has taken up with a Latina teenage diva, her sleazy gallery owner has posted nude photos of her on the Internet, her mother is "pathologically chatty," and her physicist father has done the math that proves that the planets in our solar system will start crashing into one another in 2049. Selwood's laugh-out-loud madcap debut mocks today's digitized, hard-sell, sex-obsessed world as it teeters "somewhere between carnival and riot." With high appeal for hip young readers attuned to "the bittersweet feeling of exhilarated alienation," Selwood should have a bright writing future. Seaman, Donna

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For years, painter Isabel Raven has made an almost-living forging Impressionist masterpieces to decorate the McMansions of the not-quite-Sotheby's-auction rich. But when she serendipitously hits on an idea that turns her into the "It Girl" of the L.A. art scene, her career takes off just as the rest of her life heads south. Her personal-chef boyfriend is having a wild sexual dalliance with the teenage self-styled "Latina Britney Spears." If Isabel refuses to participate in an excruciatingly humiliating ad campaign, her sociopathic art dealer is threatening to "gut her like an emu." And her reclusive physicist father has conclusively proven that the end of the world is just around the corner.

Now, with the Apocalypse looming—and with only a disaffected Dutch-Eskimo billionaire philanthropist and his dissolute thirteen-year-old adopted daughter to guide her—there's barely enough time remaining for Isabel to reexamine her fragile delusional existence . . . and the delusional reality of her schizophrenic native city.



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  • Paperback: 208 pages
  • Publisher: Harper Perennial (July 24, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061173878
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061173875
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.3 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars See all reviews (12 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #1,328,531 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars If you like "Entourage," you will love this novel!, July 31, 2007
In "The Pinball Theory of Apocalypse," Jonathan Selwood creates an unforgettable portrayal of contemporary Hollywood. This hilarious debut novel evokes the absurd characters and apocalyptic imagery of "The Day of the Locust," the grotesque metaphors of "The Loved One," and the desperation of "Play It As It Lays." Selwood presents us with a city which has perfected the art of denial. The Angelenos ignore an accelerating rate of local disasters such as earthquakes, wildfires, and creeping tar, in favor of going about their daily business. At the same time, they manage to disregard the proof of imminent global apocalypse which has been documented by the main character's father. Why this is all so funny, I'm not sure, but it has something to do with the recurring references to "tapirlike" features, deviled eggs, and prehistoric mammals. If you are familiar with Los Angeles, you will laugh in recognition at the descriptions of Beverly Hills, Mulholland, Hollywood Hills, "south-of-Wilshire-east-of-La Brea," the Bourgeois Pig, Musso & Frank's, Cheremoya Ave. School, and especially the La Brea tar pits and the "Batcave". If you have never set foot in the city, you will finish the book feeling as if you've just been there. The technicolor imagery makes this perfect material for a screen adaptation. I hope someone turns "The Pinball Theory of Apocalypse" into a movie and I hope Selwood is already at work on a second novel.
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4.0 out of 5 stars Smart, funny, and quick., September 17, 2007
Jonathan Selwood, The Pinball Theory of Apocalypse (Harper, 2007)

I love Mara Lander. Now, I should say, I've never actually met Mara Lander, but I know she's a publicist at Harper, and she sends me books. As if that's not enough, she sends me good books, the kind that I am pleased as punch to read and review, even if they're in a genre I'm not usually that big on-- comedy. This is the second that she's dropped in the mail for me (Nicholas Kulish's fantastic Last One In was the first), and I have to say, I liked this one almost as much, and for most of the same reasons.

Selwood gives us Isabel Raven, no-longer-struggling LA artist, and her entourage: a neurotic mother, a geeky landlord, an insane agent (who may or may not be the mother's boyfriend), a stoner dad, a boyfriend who's signed on to be the personal chef of "the Latina Britney Spears", a dot-com billionaire who's crazy about her work, the billionaire's juvenile-delinquent daughter, a beat-up but seemingly magic old car, and, of course, the occasional earthquake, along with a smattering of others. All of these factors combine to make Isabel's life, which seemed as if it was just starting to go right, turn itself upside down and start shaking out its pockets. There's not really much of a plot to this puppy, just a lot of characters moving in and out of one another's lives in the funniest ways possible. (And if you think the book's a hoot, check out Selwood's spurious "book club discussion guide" in the back, which actually had me burst out laughing in inappropriate public places a few times.) Selwood claims he wrote it to be read in one sitting, and it probably can be, if you're not in the middle of moving house and adopting a kid at the same time you're reading the book (I got a mental image, while reading his afterword, of Selwood imitating John Sayles writing Alligator on a plane from LA to New York back in the seventies...). The only thing about the book that really drove me nuts was the absence of the second "the" in the title. Everything else, though? Grand. ****
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4.0 out of 5 stars Insanity in the Art and Advertising World!, September 3, 2007
By Viviane Crystal (New York, USA) - See all my reviews
Isabel Raven was told in school that she had "technical abilities," a polite way of saying her artistic talent was mediocre in originality but technically correct enough to earn her a paying position as a copier of great art. Not an auspicious beginning for an aspiring art career, for sure!

As the novel opens with a Los Angeles earthquake, Isabel's reputation is taking a major turn toward fame due to the promotion of an art dealer, Dahlman. It seems her unique compositions composed of classic artistic pieces with famous cultural icons superimposed on the original character's heads are a hit. But there's more than Isabel is ready to accept. Dahlman attempts to threaten her with violence into signing an agent agreement, places some highly questionable photos on her website, and basically is intent on turning her artistic integrity into a humiliating ad campaign.

Add to the insanity a physicist father who has scientifically calculated the imminent end of the world, a mother who thinks anything goes as long as one is true to one's self, a philosophical billionaire philanthropist and his totally out-of-control thirteen year-old daughter, and being dumped by her boyfriend for a teenage Latino pop singer who alternately acts like an maniacal Britney Spears or a Madam.

The Pinball Theory of Apocalypse is to art what The Devil Wears Prada is to fashion. Insanity is the raucous norm, but Selwood does an excellent job at this satirical romp through the promotional L.A. scene, with a subtle, but no less powerful, set of inferences about being REAL despite the surrounding madness!

In the light of the flurry of books about art and the relationships behind them within the last few years, this book says more about art, the advertising world, and popular culture than the reader initially expects. And it's done simply but brilliantly!

Hurrah for you J. Selwood! Who do you think will "get it?"

Reviewed by Viviane Crystal on July 3, 2007

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