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Pineapple Grenade: A Novel (Serge Storms Book 15) [Kindle Edition]

Tim Dorsey
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“The undisputed king of the comic crime novel.”
Providence Journal

“I guarantee Dorsey will never win the Nobel Prize for Literature—he’s far too funny.”
Richmond Times-Dispatch

“If you’ve never read Dorsey, you need to start…You won’t be disappointed.”
Miami Herald

Gloriously unrepentant Florida serial killer Serge Storms is back—and he’s finagled his way into becoming a secret agent in Miami—in another outrageous crime comedy from New York Times bestselling author, Tim Dorsey. In Pineapple Grenade, the incomparable Serge takes up spying for the president of a banana republic, and now Homeland Security wants to bring him down. It’s always a wild ride when Dorsey’s at the wheel, and with Pineapple Grenade he delivers his most explosively hilarious road trip to date.



Editorial Reviews

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“Dorsey fans clamor for Serge. Dexter just can’t compete with this guy. For non-stop spy-jinks and neo-crusted cackles, head down to Miami for Tim Dorsey’s explosive Pineapple Grenade.” (Miami Herald)

“Pineapple Grenade is a topsy-turvy, slap-happy romp through Florida.” (Sun-Sentinel)

“Pineapple Grenade displays Dorsey’s talents as a comedian, a Florida historian, a political and social commentator, and a well-seasoned writer.” (Gainesville Times)

“A “guy” book, a real “man’s man” kind of novel. But kind of fun for the ladies to enjoy as well - they kind of give women an insight into the weird, wonderful way a man’s mind works when the boys are let loose with their toys.” (Ventura County Star)

“A blast… side-splitting satire.” (Richmond Times-Dispatch)

“Bestseller Dorsey dishes up his Miami mayhem with a side order of mordant wit … neither Dorsey’s fast-paced prose nor his delight in skewering human foolishness has lost its mischievous sparkle.” (Publishers Weekly)

“Hilarious” (Oklahoma City Oklahoman)

“A successful blend of high stakes thriller action a la Miami Vice with laid back beachcombing style.” (Denver Examiner)

“Up a notch … Dorsey’s 15th pits Serge against what may be the only folks as dysfunctional as he is: members of the international intelligence community.” (Kirkus Reviews)

“Bestseller Dorsey dishes up his Miami mayhem with a side order of mordant wit … neither Dorsey’s fast-paced prose nor his delight in skewering human foolishness has lost its mischievous sparkle.” (Go386.com)

“A rollicking ride” (All Good Things and More)

From the Back Cover

Miami sets the weirdness bar, and Serge Storms is back in action and ready to pole vault over it.

First, there's the media frenzy over the "Hollow Man," a gutless corpse found on the beach. And yet people aren't dazed to find dead sharks in downtown boulevards. Could this be the work of Serge? And why is he photographing foreign consulates right before a critical summit comes to town? Is it because Serge wants to become a spy? He senses that something big is about to go down in Miami that might involve a recently reactivated CIA cell.

The intelligence community isn't amused and wants answers. How did Serge and his sidekick, Coleman, get cozy with the president of a banana republic? And when did everyone in the city forget how to drive? Meanwhile, a mysterious man is shipping military arms, causing Homeland Security to take measures. The chaos escalates as Serge hurtles everyone toward a fateful climax, destined for the summit jamboree on Biscayne Bay.

Put on your favorite pink flamingo shirt and find all the answers in . . . Pineapple Grenade!


Product Details

  • File Size: 585 KB
  • Print Length: 531 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0062107011
  • Publisher: William Morrow (January 24, 2012)
  • Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005FFUSFW
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #88,210 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Love me some Serge March 21, 2012
Format:Hardcover
Dorsey and Serge will always entertain me, I believe. The insane premeditated murders always leave me wondering how the hell Dorsey thought them up. Being a lifelong Floridian, I revel in the Florida history and locales. The banter between Serge and Coleman always makes me laugh. Pineapple Grenade was no different. I flew through the book in a mere couple of days. Somehow Dorsey takes the same 'ole story and makes it very interesting. If you are a Dorsey fan you know, basically, what is going to happen but, somehow it is different every time. I love the ride.

In this one, Serge decides he is going to both clean up Miami of tourist crime and become a spy for whatever country takes him first. Super Serge made me laugh out loud and I was almost brought to tears by the ending.

I loved it.

And is there a better "add absolutely nothing to the story" than Johnny Vegas? I think not!
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10 of 10 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Serge in all his glory.... March 9, 2012
By Expert
Format:Hardcover
Tim Dorsey's Pineapple Grenade amounts to an Academy Award nomination for Serge Storms who is having his shining moment in Miami...home to Little Havana, third-world politicos, drugs, gun runners and physically enhanced women. No one likes center stage more than Serge and he has higher aspirations in 2012. Ingenious methods for vermin extinction are fine but Serge now wants to be a spy and the time and place are perfect ! The Summit of the Americas is upcoming and there is rumor of an assassination plot involving Costa Gordan President Guzman. Serge prevents one attempt on Guzman's life and he becomes an aide de camp to the President while running, gunning and bonking with the luscious Felicia, an embassy spy for Costa Gorda.

In the mix are bumbling U.S. spy agencies, gun dealers, big oil and high level political operatives not to mention petty crooks, street letharios and bad drivers. The plot and storyline of Pineapple Grenade are so frenetic and convoluted that making sense of the myriad of double and triple crosses is harder than Coleman passing a drug test. As usual, the bad guys are hard to identify but Serge has no problem. His motives are clear and he is having a whale of a time as a provocateur. Reading Pineapple Grenade is like watching children play... you might not understand what they're doing but it makes you feel good. Dorsey's latest is funny and fast and guaranteed to make you smile.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars More fun with Serge March 12, 2012
Format:Hardcover|Verified Purchase
Pineapple Grenade by Tim Dorsey is the newest addition in the continuous adventures of Serge Storms, the internationally acclaimed Florida Folklorists and occasional serial killer. The good guys and the bad guys of the Black Ops variety are busily confusing each other as usual, when Serge gets the itch to try his hand at being a spy. Ever faithful, Coleman stumbles along at his side and even picks up some party pals who learn together that straight razors are not the best thing to use in crowded spaces for cutting stuff. Along the way Serge encounters a gorgeous lady spy, but not as much history as Serge fans are used too, though Surge on a grounded airplane is almost as much fun as Surge on a train.
If your world is making you angry, this as any of the other Serge stories will quickly reboot your sense of humor, as Surge fights to bring order to our totally whacked out world with his usual OCD brilliance. I really enjoyed the realism of the Rebel's depiction and would have liked to see more of them.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Pineapple Grenade by Tim Dorsey April 2, 2012
By jlfrye
Format:Hardcover
I got my copy of Pineapple Grenade as soon as it was released in January but held off reading it for a little while because I wouldn't get a new Serge Storm tale for another year. The book didn't disappoint.Serge(the hero/quasi serial killer in all of Dorsey's books) is his usual self. Five miles a minute in five differnt directions at once. You have to keep up or you get lost.He has a deep love of Florida and wants to preserve as much of it's history as he can.So if you are visiting Florida remember be polite you never know who is watching. Serge takes on corrupt politicians ,and corrupt international corporations in this latest novel. It may have cost him his true love(beside Florida)however. Another great novel from Tim Dorsey. I can't wait until next January . Join Serge and discover your love of Florida history,trivia,and lots of mayhem
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Pineapple Grenade will blow YOU away !!! April 1, 2012
Format:Hardcover
Pineapple Grenade IS explosive and it will "blow you away !" I have read EVERY one of Tim Dorseys' books and those who have given it a "PG" (Pretty Good) rating are waaaay off the mark. Pineapple Grenade is Dorsey at the top of is writing game. Serge and Coleman NEVER dissappoint and neither do the wild and crazy cast of characters...... IF you do not buy and read "Pineapple" you are missing a "sweet treat" for your senses ! Tim and "the boys " are at their best. If you miss reading this one ....you deserve to be "killed off !" The twists and turns keep you not only "on your toes" but running to keep up with all the action. A must read for the die hard Dorsey fan and an exciting surprise for a first time reader of Florida fiction. Action and adventure from start to finish. Just try to toss the Grenade aside ! Two thumbs up and five stars !!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Impossible to describe, but oh so fun to read... March 17, 2012
Format:Hardcover
I love reading Tim Dorsey novels, but I really struggle to review them. How do you describe a story where a murder victim is found with no internal organs, fishermen are wandering around Miami with a dead shark, one of the main characters is using a prosthetic leg found on the beach as a bong, and two vigilantes dressed as superheros are ridding the world (or at least Miami) of car-jackers? And that's in the first 15 minutes of reading... Dorsey's latest, Pineapple Grenade, follows the crazy adventures of Serge Storms and his continually stoned sidekick, Coleman, as Serge starts his new life as an international spy-for-hire.

In the most current adventure, Serge gets it in his head that he's going to become a spy. Not that anyone has hired him, mind you. He just starts "spying" in obvious ways to catch the attention of various CIA groups and different embassies. His strange (but normal to him) activities stand out because a major summit of Latin American leaders is about to happen in Miami, and everyone has security on their mind. So while everyone has Serge on their radar, no one knows exactly who he's working for. Is he part of the network of one of the small countries? Is he being run by one of the CIA groups competing with each other for territory? Even the different groups themselves don't know if Serge is working for them as part of a power play by opposition within their ranks. There's a good chance that Serge doesn't even know who he might be assisting.

And then there's Serge's sidekick, Coleman... who is blissfully stoned and agreeable to anything... so long as there's more beer or weed coming.

For me, Dorsey novels are an escape into a world of bizarre entertainment while getting some not-so-subtle commentary on how people in Florida roll.
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Published 1 month ago by Mike H. Smith
4.0 out of 5 stars Serial Killer Finds Love
Zany fun from perhaps America's third or fourth and Florida's second favorite serial killer. Hey those guys deserved it, some of them were abusive. Read more
Published 1 month ago by 4321dud
5.0 out of 5 stars twisted entertainment
Read in one day,couldn't quit! Fun reading especially for people familiar with Florida geography and history , can't wait for the next one
Published 2 months ago by jw
5.0 out of 5 stars Just love the adventures of Serge and Coleman
Just love the adventures of Serge and Coleman. Been collecting all of this series of Tim Dorsey for a long time and I hope he keeps em coming.
Published 2 months ago by Gregory A Swank
5.0 out of 5 stars He's my favorite...Serge and Tim!!!!
Hilariousness! I've read all of TD's novels and he continues to weave Florida's old and transitional history with very current Florida situations!
Published 3 months ago by julie jackson
5.0 out of 5 stars Serge On!
Dorsey hasn't failed yet - another exhausting romp around Florida with Serge and Coleman. Everything frazzles and everything connects. Perfect beach read. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Jeri A. Levesque
5.0 out of 5 stars Tim Dorsey
The book was in great condition when I received it. My husband has almost finished it already and will soon be looking for his next novel
Published 3 months ago by READER
5.0 out of 5 stars Serge is a Spy?
For those who follow Serge this book "almost" seems mainstream. Another equally credible and incredible, crazy adventure. Read more
Published 4 months ago by Cheryl J Casner
1.0 out of 5 stars Was a author I wasn't familer with.
The Book sucked just not my kind of Mystery I guess! I'm sure others may find this writing interesting but I did Not.
Published 5 months ago by Pat King
4.0 out of 5 stars SERGE does it again
Serge A. Storms is the psychotic killer with an extraordinary mind and an incredible fascination for all things Florida. The plot is so darn crazy to actually make it believable! Read more
Published 5 months ago by Bitzys Books
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Tim Dorsey was a reporter and editor for the Tampa Tribune from 1987 to 1999 and is the author of ten previous novels: Florida Roadkill, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, Orange Crush, Triggerfish Twist, The Stingray Shuffle, Cadillac Beach, Torpedo Juice, The Big Bamboo, Hurricane Punch, and Atomic Lobster. He lives in Tampa, Florida.

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