This is O'Reilly's fifth book in five years, and each one just keeps getting better. As much as I like this book, it is surely only O'Reilly's second best book. His best book remains "Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Murder and Television"
Those Who Trespass: A Novel of Television and Murder, still today his single best book about serial killings and TV coverage.
In many ways this book is a sequel to Those Who Trespass, with Bill O'Reilly the paranoid, arrogant, insecure, supremely egotistical serial killer murdering the pinheads of history and the pinheads of contemporary politics and entertainment; while making sweet intellectual love to all us patriots.
What I like best about O'Reilly is his objectivity and fairness of treatment, he always remains impartial and independent. This book is no exception, the "spin stops here." O'Reilly gives great commentary on various political and non-political people, deeming them either pinheads or patriots. Great stuff!
"Pinheads & Patriots" is like Professional Wrestling for intellectuals. And you don't have to be literate to enjoy it, because there is an audible version. It is a no-holds barred political wrestling match the "Body Bill O'Reilly" against the pinheads of history. In his wrestling leotard O'Reilly lies on top of these pinheads and holds them down underneath his sweet sweaty Body. He goes after Barney Frank with a hold only fit for (well you get the picture) for his lack of responsibility for the mess he caused on Wall-Street. Other pinheads include Janis Joplin, Mel Gibson, General Custer, James Buchanan, Andrew Jackson, of course George pinhead Soros, Madonna, John cheating Edwards, Warren Harding, Jimmy Carter and Jim Druggy Morrison. It is about time somebody called these bastards out. Wrestled them down and pinned them to the mat.
I also agreed with all his patriots, especially Tony Snow, Bush's former press secretary. But also Reagan, Lincoln, George H. W. Bush, General Washington, General Grant, General Patton, and Vietnam Vets, all Patriots of patriots. I was pleased to see so many Real American Warriors on the Patriots list, because when U.S. and its Generals are at war the world is peaceful.
But he also included Jackie Robinson, Willie Mays, and Hank Aaron, Bill loves Black-Folks, at least those who know how to throw a ball. And to show his independence and fairness patriots further include Robert Kennedy, Cesar Union-man Chavez. He doesn't forget Native Americans with his choice of Chief Joseph. Impressively impartial and fair.
It is during these Patriot moments that the wrestling match turns love fest, with the wrestlers consummating their love from Bill's mouth, with praise and admiration. Truly beautiful and inspiring, bold and surprising commentary that only someone as clever and witty has Mr. O'Really could pull off.
But I nearly fell out of my chair and dropped by pistol when I saw he hadn't made up his mind about Barack Hussein Obama. The front cover suggests Obama is a pinhead (which warmed my heart) and O'Really a patriot. The book definitely lets the reader down. A very clever turn in the plot of an otherwise predictable plot of parsimony and futility.
What pinheads and patriots best illustrates is that O'Really is the Joan Rivers of FOX News. This is gossipmongering and parsimony at its best, with just enough praise to our heroes to take away the guilt of our hate. It is not easy to be a gossip queen and rule the political air-waves, but O'Really does it. This book is 250 pages of off topic ad hominem commentary with no point but to entertain us readers. Thanks Mr. O'Really. It is just like being back in middle school when things were simple, cruel, and pointless. O'Really's point is brilliant: American politics are simple, cruel and pointless, so you might-as-well make some "Joan Rivers" money from the spectacle. You got my money Bill, well done.
Although I am most impressed that O'Reilly can make the New York Times Best Seller list with ad hominem drivel, I was very disappointed he didn't have D-list stars, like Kelly Osborn, Paris Hilton, and some overly flamboyant malicious gay men and miserable unkind lesbians also add their commentary, it would have brought in some real star power and added even more meanness and pointlessness, while at the same time reinforcing some good old red, white and blue stereotypes, to this excellent political allegory.
God bless Bill. And let us all salute Mr. Bill O'Really and FOX News for their ability to make money from the hollowness of what is American politics and critical thinking. Here, here to King of the airwaves Bill O'Really.