Customer Reviews

Pipedream Products Meme The Midget Love Doll, Flesh

5 star:		(1)
4 star:		(0)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(0)

 

 

When it came in I couldn't wait to give it a try. I opened and inflated it. It came out to be a really cute lil sexy thing. When I looked at the holes. I noticed that the mouth was too small(about an an inch in diameter) and the other two holes weren't deep enough(about 2 inches). But what can you say. She is a midget after all? Lol. Honestly I used her once and tossed her away. It just too small. That's all.

Wish this had come with hair. We went to Sally Beauty and bought some hair that we glued to a Santa hat and put on her to make her look better (more like the picture). Then we put some Victoria's Secret skimpys on her. It was a successful gag gifts... got the whole courtroom laughing!

I got this erotic little thing, dressed her in some basic clothes, and strapped her into a harness with a leash before she was ready to go. After that, it was the highlight of our Christmas family get-together when I presented her to my sister and wished her a Merry Christmas.

Not making a joke here...totally serious.

I guess I am pretty happy with this purchase. The product doesn't quite match what is displayed on the packaging, but as they say, "In the dark all love dolls look the same." My experience with this particular inflatable friend was pretty much the same as previous entanglements I've found myself involved in... but to be honest, the morning after I kinda realized that the shorter stature of this, shall we say, neotenous individual might lend itself to some unwanted speculation from the members of my love doll aficionados group. So... I eventually decided to poke holes in her with some pinking shears (that's all I had), and dump the limp, airless body in the river. I regret it now, but it seemed necessary.

Anyway, the reason I gave this 3 instead of 4 stars is that when I purchased this item, I didn't realize it was going to be just the one doll. When I glanced over the product description, I had assumed that the three openings mentioned meant that the the two other figures pictured on the box would also be included. Live and learn, right?