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Pirates (R-Rated Version)


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  • Actors: Jesse Jane, Carmen Luvana, Janine Lindemulder, Devon, Teagan Presley
  • Directors: Joone
  • Writers: Joone, Max Massimo
  • Producers: Joone, Samantha Lewis
  • Format: Surround Sound, Color, Dolby, Subtitled, Widescreen, NTSC
  • Language: English (Dolby Digital 5.1)
  • Subtitles: Spanish
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.78:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: Digital Playground / Adam Eve / Mti Home Video
  • DVD Release Date: July 11, 2006
  • Run Time: 129 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 2.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (47 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B000FMGTNU
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #149,432 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Pirates (R-Rated Version)" on IMDb

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Editorial Reviews

From award-winning director Joone comes this electrifying swashbuckling adventure that takes you on a humorous and mystical journey through haunted seas.Pirates features deadly swordplay skeleton warriors awe-inspiring Incan magic and explosive sea battles.System Requirements:Running Time: 85 minutesFormat: DVD MOVIE Genre: ACTION/ADVENTURE Rating: R UPC: 787633006769 Manufacturer No: MTIDP676DVD

Customer Reviews

I just stopped the movie, put it back in the box & put it on my DVD collections..
Jacel
Just because it is a movie with porn actors in it, doesn't mean they have to act like the usual porn actors.
Morgan Denton
And some of the stars do a really great job of camping it up and making fun of their own bad acting.
Muppethead

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62 of 67 people found the following review helpful By Muppethead on July 19, 2006
Format: DVD
If you're looking to get turned on, go get the original porn version of this film and watch it the way it was meant to be watched. The R-rated version of Pirates may be a little sexy and have lots of T&A, but, in order to keep their R rating, they have to cut out before any of the good stuff happens.

That being said, I highly recommend this movie to anyone with a slightly twisted sense of humor. The dialogue in the movie is idiotic...brilliantly idiotic. With lines such as:

"I smell something burning."

"Probably your crotch from all the action you've been getting."

You'll definitely be laughing WITH the writers, not AT them.

And yes, the acting is terrible, but that also adds to the fun of this version. There's a reason they are called Porn stars instead of actors: they can't act. But the hilarious dialogue paired with the monotone or somewhat awkward delivery is priceless. And some of the stars do a really great job of camping it up and making fun of their own bad acting. It makes me think of something a group of drunk friends would act out to entertain a crowd. I was laughing all the way through. I think this one will be great to show at my next party. Good times...
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26 of 27 people found the following review helpful By Ruben Soekardie on July 26, 2006
Format: DVD
I rented this movie without a cover and I thought I was in for a Pirates of the Carribbean type adventure. I put the tape in my VCR when my entire family was wide awake roamimg the house. When I saw the Produced by Adam&Eve and Digital Playground credits, I immediately ejected the tape because I knew what I was in for. So I watched it at night and it was hilarious. The lead actor role cracked me up, I also really dig Jesse Jane and Evanna. Wow, I'm most definitely going for the 3-disc version which unfortunately Amazon doesn't have.
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38 of 44 people found the following review helpful By Morgan Denton on February 12, 2007
The idea of Pirates was grand. If you have ever seen any of the other big budget porn pireate films like Conquest, you know what you are getting into.

For a movie that seemed to be planned well, had a big budget, actually casted extras, had costumes that seemed to be made for the movie, great special effects, props, and sets, this movie failed for one reason.

No one took it seriously.

It was obvious that everyone in the film had fun being a part of this ground breaking movie. But for all its fancy packaging, special effects, and elaborate sets, the acting reduced it to a cheesy 70's porn flick. I was waiting for a pizza delivery guy to ring the doorbell and a half naked girl answer the door with a phrase like, "I hope that comes with sausage".

I know it is "just" porn, and no one is supposed to take it seriously, but others have succeeded where this film failed. Michael Ninn's Latex/Shock series is a good example, of how to assemble this kind of movie and still have it porn. Just because it is a movie with porn actors in it, doesn't mean they have to act like the usual porn actors. They could try to get into character a little to make the movie work better than it did.

All in all the sex scenes are decent, a little too much slapping the face I thought, but decent. It is worth owning, but if you are planning on buying it because it is supposed to be some great legend of a movie and you think it will be changing the face of porn forever.... Go buy yourself a copy of Debby Does Dallas. The acting is the same and both have sex scenes in them. If you are buying it for the special effects, costumes, and sets, then all the power to you.

Cpt Morgan.
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27 of 33 people found the following review helpful By P.S.M. on August 16, 2006
Format: DVD
I was glad to see they've released an R-Rated version of Pirates. While the real thing is best, if you're too reserved to watch it, than you simply must check it out in its edited form. I mean, think about it. They edited out the hard-core scenes and there is still a 1 hour and 25 minute long movie left. This is not your typical porno. On top of hot girls like Jesse Jane and Carmen Luvana and Janine, you get a wonderfully cheesy plot, some decent costume and set design, absolutely absurd CGI effects, and some hysterical B-rated dialog (delivered impeccably by Evan Stone, who we've affectionately dubbed "The Bruce Campbell of Porn"). All it needs is some gushing fake blood in the swashbuckling scenes and it would be Troma-worthy.
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16 of 19 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer on July 9, 2008
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This is actually a good video for porn. But this was the G version as they cut out all the sex scene. So make sure what you are ordering.
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13 of 17 people found the following review helpful By E. B. Davison on February 20, 2007
If you're going to buy porn, this is what I'd recommend. The unrated version is better, however. It was funny, sensual, and had a lot of nice landscape to fall back on. This is just my opinion however, but I recommend you see it before you have one also.
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Argh Matey on July 13, 2006
Format: DVD
Pirates is brilliant. I strongly encourage everyone who is OVER 18 to purchase the original, unedited, triple disc set, if only for comparison. The adaptation to include general mature audience is legendary and a major milestone to everyone involved. Kudos to director Joone, super hot Jesse Jane, Janine and my favorite Carmen Luvana! An amazing cast, an amazing production - Evan Stone is fantastic. It's funny and sexy and worth EVERY cent. Buy the collectors / first editions EVERY cut ever released - this movie has made history.
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