Don't be scared by this products price. After selling my children into slavery, donating most of my necessary organs, and selling my house I was able to purchase the Pink Sparkle. Whats so special you may ask? As it turns out, the fabled Pink Sparkle is actually the remnants of a long lost civilization of Hyper-Advanced sentient beings that once ruled the cosmos with the knowledge of all existence. Fearing their demise at the hands of a great and unstoppable space plague, they tucked away every last ounce of knowledge into this tiny harbinger of life and proceeded to destroy any life in the universe and eradicate the enemy once and for all. The Pink Sparkle was the only way that they were able to pass on the knowledge of the Gods to who ever would inherit the universe next. Fast forward almost six hundred million years into the future and I received a packaged in the mail from Amazon. I knew it had to be the Bluetooth ear piece I ordered because I literally do not have a single penny left to my name ( In hindsight I don't even know how they shipped the package to me because I don't own a house now...) I opened my package and at first glance began to have buyers remorse because I had sacrificed so much for this headset, but as I inserted it into my ear I realized I was born for this day alone.
The following few weeks are kind of blurry to me as they went by so fast. From what I do remember, I was suddenly hit with every possible bit of knowledge in the galaxy. Soon, the great ancestors that created the Pink Spark were summoned to me in a dream and told me of a great and unfathomable evil that was going to awaken, and that I would have to use my new knowledge to stop them. Sadly, I soon became incredibly intoxicated because I now knew the secrets to stopping a hangover. It was baking soda and grass all along! Anyways, the world is probably going to end soon so buy this bad boy while supply's last!
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