Play-Mate of the Apes
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It's the distant future. After awaking from a long hyper-sleep aboard their space shuttle, three beautiful astronauts, Commander Gaylor (Seduction Cinema's poster girl Misty Mundae), Lt. Fornication (newcomer Sharon Engert), and Lt. Pushkintucushkin (adult internet star Anoushka) accidentally push a wrong button and crash land on a mysterious planet. After trudging through the hot desert/forest, the trio discover that the planet is ruled by human-hating apes. The apes are convinced that humans have no soul, as the few humans that also populate their planet cannot talk or dance. Soon we meet many colorful characters: General Lade (John Bacchus), the leader of the apes who fuels the hatred of the humans, Dr. Cornholeus (Debbie Rochon), an ape doctor who is convinced that humans are not as bad as everyone thinks, and Uvula (Seduction star Darian Caine), one of the planet's curious and naive native humans who takes a liking to the astronauts. Many problems erupt, as the human astronauts cause confusion among the ape population, since they can talk, etc., which negates the notion that all humans are soulless creatures. Soon, it becomes a battle of wits, strength, and erotic charm as the astronauts try to help the native humans regain their dignity while also trying to repair their ship and return home.
Playmate of the Apes is Seduction Cinema's biggest and most prolific stab at the erotic spoof genre so far. There is a large cast, great monkey make-up, many computer generated effects, and a good, cohesive story.Read more ›
This is such an entertaining film. It has georgous women, a decent plot line "humans have no soul cos they can't dance" and side-splitting laughs. Theres rapping, space travel, action and lots of tender moments shared between the female characters. This film is a better remake of the classic flick planet of the apes than that dead boring snore fest starring 'Markie Mark', Misty and Debbie can rap better than he ever did!
This was the first seduction cinema flick that I have ever seen and I must say that I am inpressed. I watch films soley to be entertained and this obsolute riot of a movie is so wonderfully over the top that it is impossible not to love it. The jokes all worked for my and the girl on girl scenes are steamy and there is such energy visible on the picture, more so than most "a grade" films.
The DVD has plenty of extra's and trailers for a slew of other seduction cinema releases.
I like softcore, but I had never seen a Seduction Cinema title before this one. Quite frankly, I would be happy to never see one again. Not only were the women skanky, but I could have financed this title with the money that is currently in my wallet.
Did I mention the music drove me crazy? They took five seconds of tribal drums beating, and they played it over and over and over throughout the entire film.
My advice is to avoid this title at all costs...Bottom Line: This title stinks worse than the family bathroom after dad uses it on Chili Night. I can't believe I paid for it.
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misty mundae taken over by apes in this sexual bi movie it has many great scenes and i highly recommend seeing it you will enjoy your timePublished on August 14, 2013 by Seahorse
I thought I was going to watch a documentary on apes, but was pleasantly surpsied when it turned out to be an adult movie instead. Read morePublished on February 22, 2013 by frothydog9
My husband and I saw this movie on one of our movie channels for the first time - I mean come on, who WOULDN'T record something called Play-mate of the Apes?! Read morePublished on January 29, 2013 by KP
Tripped over it on late night cable...and I kept meaning to turn it off...but it was too campy and "fanboy" funny to turn off! Read morePublished on December 4, 2012 by Amazon Customer
The only "art" film I've watched with a crowd of Bros, this video made us all laugh.
Not the prettiest of co-stars, but if you like a nubile star and corny lines then this is... Read more
i never saw a move like this on dvd before,it was the best move i ever sawin my home and when i first saw it on cable, i decided to find out if was on dvd, when i saw it was i... Read morePublished on November 9, 2006 by David Lefton
Words all but fail me when it comes to attempting to convey how bad this thing actually is. Although it may claim to be "satire," one requirement of satire is that... Read morePublished on July 4, 2005 by mnemosyne
When someone buys a title such as this, I would assume that they mostly want to see beautiful women without clothes, um, er, ...performing for the camera. Read morePublished on August 25, 2003
My friends and I were stumbling around watching the TV, and we happened to hit Cinemax. Travis Jesperson was like, "Leave it on!" So we did. Jesus Christ. Read morePublished on July 25, 2003