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  • Actors: Misty Mundae, Darian Caine, Debbie Rochon, Anoushka, Sharon Engert
  • Directors: John Bacchus
  • Format: Color, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: Unrated
  • Studio: E.I. Independent
  • DVD Release Date: February 26, 2002
  • Run Time: 89 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00005YUNZ
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #296,703 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
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PLAY MATE OF THE APES

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It's funny, erotic, and very entertaining.
Brett Heitkam
This was the first seduction cinema flick that I have ever seen and I must say that I am inpressed.
Roule Duke
Okay totally dumb, unless you like strange quirky humor which I do.
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26 of 33 people found the following review helpful By Brett Heitkam on February 2, 2003
Format: DVD
John Bacchus's Playmate of the Apes is priceless. Full of silly humor, camp, and beautiful actresses galore, this film is sure to please fans of many genres.
It's the distant future. After awaking from a long hyper-sleep aboard their space shuttle, three beautiful astronauts, Commander Gaylor (Seduction Cinema's poster girl Misty Mundae), Lt. Fornication (newcomer Sharon Engert), and Lt. Pushkintucushkin (adult internet star Anoushka) accidentally push a wrong button and crash land on a mysterious planet. After trudging through the hot desert/forest, the trio discover that the planet is ruled by human-hating apes. The apes are convinced that humans have no soul, as the few humans that also populate their planet cannot talk or dance. Soon we meet many colorful characters: General Lade (John Bacchus), the leader of the apes who fuels the hatred of the humans, Dr. Cornholeus (Debbie Rochon), an ape doctor who is convinced that humans are not as bad as everyone thinks, and Uvula (Seduction star Darian Caine), one of the planet's curious and naive native humans who takes a liking to the astronauts. Many problems erupt, as the human astronauts cause confusion among the ape population, since they can talk, etc., which negates the notion that all humans are soulless creatures. Soon, it becomes a battle of wits, strength, and erotic charm as the astronauts try to help the native humans regain their dignity while also trying to repair their ship and return home.
Playmate of the Apes is Seduction Cinema's biggest and most prolific stab at the erotic spoof genre so far. There is a large cast, great monkey make-up, many computer generated effects, and a good, cohesive story.
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19 of 26 people found the following review helpful By Roule Duke on May 18, 2002
Format: DVD
Wow!!!
This is such an entertaining film. It has georgous women, a decent plot line "humans have no soul cos they can't dance" and side-splitting laughs. Theres rapping, space travel, action and lots of tender moments shared between the female characters. This film is a better remake of the classic flick planet of the apes than that dead boring snore fest starring 'Markie Mark', Misty and Debbie can rap better than he ever did!
This was the first seduction cinema flick that I have ever seen and I must say that I am inpressed. I watch films soley to be entertained and this obsolute riot of a movie is so wonderfully over the top that it is impossible not to love it. The jokes all worked for my and the girl on girl scenes are steamy and there is such energy visible on the picture, more so than most "a grade" films.
The DVD has plenty of extra's and trailers for a slew of other seduction cinema releases.
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7 of 9 people found the following review helpful By family dogg on March 4, 2002
Format: DVD
Seduction Cinema releases a lot of low-budget independent films, but the best ones are those directed by John Bacchus. This is one of them, and it stands as the finest "erotic parody" he has made so far. Not only does the script make fun of both the original "Planet Of The Apes" and the recent re-make, but the film itself is the largest and most expensive production Seduction Cinema has given us to date. The jokes are also getting funnier as well, I'm happy to say. I laughed out loud several times at this movie, and not because it was cheeseball. This movie is genuinely well-written and well-acted. Misty Mundae does a great job at handling the lead role, Darian Caine is incredible as usual (despite having no dialogue...this would be a 5-star affair if Caine & Mundae switched roles), and even John Bacchus is funny as hell playing General Laid (in full ape makeup). My favorite role, however, is that of Doctor Cornholius, played by Debbie Rochon. She totally gets into the part, yet manages to put enough of her own personality and acting style... A great step forward from an already brilliant director, and yet another gem in my collection of Seduction Cinema DVDs.
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6 of 8 people found the following review helpful By A Customer on November 1, 2002
Format: DVD
This movie is completely awful. Out of the whole film, maybe two of the girls were hot. Some had scars on their breasts where the implants were inserted. One in particular had so much work done to her lips, it looks like she was punched in the mouth, and the lip swelled.

I like softcore, but I had never seen a Seduction Cinema title before this one. Quite frankly, I would be happy to never see one again. Not only were the women skanky, but I could have financed this title with the money that is currently in my wallet.

Did I mention the music drove me crazy? They took five seconds of tribal drums beating, and they played it over and over and over throughout the entire film.

My advice is to avoid this title at all costs...Bottom Line: This title stinks worse than the family bathroom after dad uses it on Chili Night. I can't believe I paid for it.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By N. Poteat on June 11, 2007
Format: DVD
Miss Mundae is at it again. Best all natural porn star out there. She kinda has this Avril Lavinge thing going on. She is so beautiful and amazing. And there is a scene with her and a blonde haired women alone in the woods thats the best sex scene in the world.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By $0uth3rn P03t on August 6, 2006
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I first saw this movie on Cinemax. Being that this is the first SC release (to my knowledge) to premiere on national TV, you know it has to be decent at best. But decent would be an understatement! Hands down, this is John Bacchus' greatest work to date. It is a no brainer that this is a spoof of Planet of the Apes. This parody is hilarious! John Bacchus shows his acting potential as General Laid with several humorous punchlines in much of his dialogue. As always, Misty Mundae and Darian Caine give outstanding performances. Mundae plays an Air Force pilot/ astronaut who along with her crew get captured by the Apes for trespassing so to speak. I think it would have been nice to see Ruby LaRocca or AJ Kahn but females casted were an excellent supporting cast. The female interactions were more erotic than I've ever seen in a Seduction Cinema film. There was plenty of hot, passionate kissing and the simulated sex was top value. I found the Polish sensation simply known as Anoushka to be rather sexy for some reason (perhaps because she is Polish). Overall, Playmate of the Apes is funny, sexy and entertaining and a great way to waste an hour and a half. IF John Bacchus would stick to the formula he used when working on this film, he would have a hit every time!
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