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Playboy / 1994 Video Playmate Calendar [VHS]

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As usual, the girls are sexy, but the video segments were fairly tame. Two exceptions make this worth having: Echo Johnson's bucknaked dance scene will really make you stand at attention, and Tiffany Sloan just makes you happy all over with her display of her talents in the wet gymnastics scene! Both scenes are keepers.

Not a bad video, the worst scenes not so bad and the best scenes excellent. All in all one of Playboy's better Playmate calendars.

The first girl is Anna Nicole Smith, who has a fairly decent nude bath tub scene. She is ok, I don't think she is as great as everyone else seems to think. Next comes Alesha Oreskovich, a great looking brunette. Her first scene is kinda artsy-fartsy, but her second, a film noir segment with pretty good music actually is really nice. She is wearing this 40s style dress which she reluctantly takes off, taking for ever to seemingly find the zipper on the back, then sliding one strap off very slowly, with first one breast popping into view, then a moment later the other. Then she turns around and slids it down and off, nice view of her bottom. Nice. Her nude segments here are too brief and interspesed with clothed segments, but man does she look great naked, with really nice breasts. Love her period hairstyle too, it works on her. Then is Ashley Allen. Awesome! Great, great first segment with her in lingerie in bed, very hot. Her second segment is less effective but still good; a bonus she is nude the entire time. A very nice blonde. Next comes Stephanie Adams, a petite black Playmate. Kinda cute, but not really my type. Then Tiffany Sloan, first a typical Playboy "bathtub in desert" scene, then a wet jazzerize or some such. Didn't really work for me. The sixth Playmate on the tape is Jennifer Leroy. Her first segment is just kinda blah, but her second is a circus theme, with her actually on a trapezee (though not far off the ground). Had potential, and her few nude/topless scenes in this scenario are nice, but too brief and too many segments are her wearing this sequined bikini (though she does look nice in it). Been better to have her nude or topless with those strongmen and jugglers in the scene. I can see it now, "Check out the Amazing Naked Lady! Right her, in the center ring!" I would love to be a director for a day.

Anyway, next is Barbara Moore. Man! Is she hot! If the rest of this tape were static I would still buy this tape. One hot blonde, perfect face, hair, body, breasts, she has it all. Her first segment is a 1950s sweater girl/waitress thing, and it is really, really nice. The next is a Casablancaish film noir thing, and was very nice as well. Lots of good breast shots. Barbara is awesome. I really wished they had given her her own video. Oh well.

Then is Amanda Hope. A cute Playmate, very naked. Kinda small-breasted, but she is still pretty. Echo Johnson comes next, comes off in her first segment as real reluctant to show off her nude body, which wasn't that great anyway. Echo is one of several petite, fairly small-breasted brunettes/dirty blondes Playmates Playboy chose that year instead of their usual bevy of blondes. Strange.

Next is Nicole Wood, a pretty girl that looks just a bit like Nicole Kidman, strangely enough. Her first segment is weird, like she is making love to this ice sculpture of a man. Her second one is much better, lots of great shots of her bottom, breasts, and crotch. Nice. Then comes Morena Corwin, her first segment cuts back and forth between a too-dark-to see bedroom scene and a nude painter with fuzzy camerework. Wasted. Her second segment is yet another film noir setting, don't know what their problem was in 1994 with coming up with original ideas. Not a great segment. Kim Donley closes it out, and she is only a moderately attractive blonde. Her first segment is weird, with her in blacklight and featuring glow-in-the-dark lingerie, and then when she is nude she pours glow-in-the-dark milk on her. Wierd. The second segment is nothing to write home about.

Buy it for Barbara, Ashley, and Alesha, and yes if you like Anna, for her too. Good one.

Anna Nicole Smith starts the year off as the dud of the year for a 2nd year in a row.

Tiffany Sloan & Barbara Moore are the highlights of the year with honorable mention to Echo Johnson. Ashley Allen's nipples are another highlight.

Alesha Oreskovich, Amanda Hope, Jennifer Leroy, Morena Corwin, Kimberly Donley, Nicole Wood, & Stephanie Adams all pretty much make it live up to the title of my review ... A Fairy Average Year.

Playboy / 1994 Video Playmate Calendar is 57 minutes long and was released on video on November 10, 1993. The Playmates are hot and beautiful, but don't show a lot of nudity. Only Kimberly Donley tried to make any attempt at full nudity in both segments. Here are the order that the Playmates appeared and my comment on each one.

Anna Nicole Smith\Miss January (1993 Playmate of the Year)-Clothes on firs segment and full nudity 25% of the time in second segment
Alesha Oreskovich\Miss February-Alesha is mostly nude in the first segment and full nudity about 25% of the time in second segment.
Ashley Allen\Miss March-She is topless most of the time with a few moments of full nudity in the first segment and full nudity in the second segment.
Stephanie Adams\Miss April-Brief takes of full nudity in first segment and mainly topless in second segment.
Tiffany Sloan\Miss May-Nude in bath segment and very quick takes of Tiffany being topless or nude in gym segment.
Jennifer LeRoy\Miss June-Jennifer is nude in the tube scene and topless or nude at times in the circus scene.
Barbara Moore\Miss July-Topless a few times and nude even less in the first segment and fully nude about 10% of the time in the second segment.
Amanda Hope\Miss August-Amanda starts off with clothes on then she is topless and finally fully nude in segments one and some nudity in segment two.
Echo Johnson\Miss September-She is shown sometimes topless and a few scenes of brief nudity in segment one. There is more nudity in segment two.
Nicole Wood\Miss October-Nicole is fully nude about 20% of the time in segment ne and strip into full nudity in segment two.
Morena Corwin\Miss November-A little nudity in segment one and a little bit more in segment two.
Kimberly Donley\Miss December-Kimberly starts off nude, then clothes and nude again in segment one and she is mostly nude in segment two.

I could not believe how conservative the ladies were being nude. Playboy / 1994 Video Playmate Calendar gets a C-.

While the video is good, fellows, I would not waste your time if you are interested in seeing Echo Johnson. She does not care about her fans and refuses to answer any mail or e-mail that you send to her. Don't waste your time on her or Anna Nicole Smith...who would be interested in that fat, drug addled air head anyway?