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Playboy - No Boys Allowed

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This tape supposedly consists of the BEST girl/girl vignettes Playboy has to offer, which if it were actually true would still not be saying very much. In fact, what it actually contains is Playboy same old-same old.. girls of varying "quality" doing generally nothing with each other set to bad electric guitar background music. Sure, there are 2 or 3 scenes that MIGHT actually hold you attention (the "legendary" sisters shower scene) but by and large this effort is typically high on nonsense and extremely low on actual erotic sapphic content. For example, there is no actual kissing in this video (ok.. maybe 1 or 2 QUICK pecks, but that is IT!) I don't know who directs or produces these Playboy efforts, but they need a transplant of imagination. The cover, as usual, is hotter and more creative than 95% of the tape!

Playboy's latest shameless attempt to cash in on the current explosion of lesbian erotica contains, what a surprise, little to no erotica, just like the Girlfriends series. If Playboy actually produced a video with entirely new footage of this kind, in which they expanded their boundaries somewhat (could we at least see girls KISS?), and starred predominantly playmates, it might be worth it, but this pretty much sucks. As enticing as the title sounds, don't buy it; it's just recycled crap which is very far from erotic, except for one or two sequences. Trust me.

This could have been a great DVD, but unfortunately, it ended up being a disappointing mishmash of older Playboy videos, with no segment longer than 2 minutes.

I've seen some pretty good Playboy scenes on other DVDs, like the 3 girl massage scene from Girlfriends, or the Jacqueline Lovell bedroom scene in Freshman Class, or the full body massage from Sex on the Beach. None of these were here.

What good scenes it did have, they were re-cut and shortened from the original video where it may have appeared, like the car convertible segment from Blue Collar Babes. The original segment was maybe 3 or 4 minutes long, but it was 1 minute here. Jacqueline Lovell's segment from Hard Bodies was 6 or 7 minutes long, but abbreviated to less than 2 minutes here.

I'm glad I only rented this one. Save your money, and get the full-length scenes from the DVDs where the segments appeared in their entirety.

carrie westcott and julie lynn cialini on the cover. well they are only in the bonus footage and its from 1994-5! basically a big waste...

I would have to agree with some of the other reviews. This isn't what kind of stuff they do, its just a lot of posing and suggestive posing. However knowing Playboy did we expect any different, I didn't. However this isn't top-notch Playboy fare. A couple of the sequences have absolutely horrendous looking chicks. You can tell this was a patch job from already published scenes. There were a couple (mind you a couple) of good scenes. A shower scene in a locker room with an entire, we'll say cheerleading squad, cleaning each other (like thats what you'd see in a real locker room) and others including a nude car wash blah blah blah. If you just are looking for something else to look at, sure go ahead and get it. However if you're looking for super raunchy girl-girl action with first-class music, keep looking.

A lot of guys usually knock Playboy titles for not being explicit enough, but I prefer their "softer edge" -there's plenty of hard core material elsewhere. Still, "No Boys Allowed" is not only tame, but fairly boring as well even for Playboy's standards. Even the bonus material (approx. 20 mins.) featuring Playmates cannot save this title.

This review refers to the video tape.

what is usually great about playboy is the music that accompanies the babes. This dvd--not so. Real boring. Music has little beat, and neither do the girls. Wish I read Amazon ratings before I bought this...