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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars
Echo was better, May 27, 2009
This review is from: Playboy / Celebrity Centerfold: Jessica Hahn [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Playboy / Celebrity Centerfold: Jessica Hahn is 56 minutes and was released on video March 10, 1993. The Jessica Hahn part of video was tame and that is putting it mildly. There was only one truly nude scene in the video. That is when she is doing the domination scene. There are other scenes when she is nude but do not last long. The twelve minutes footage of Echo Johnson was much better. There was more nudity in that twelve minutes then there was in the Jessica Hahn footage. Playboy / Celebrity Centerfold: Jessica Hahn gets a B-.
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5 of 7 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars
Long before Monica, Chandra, Gennifer or Paula!, November 18, 2001
This review is from: Playboy / Celebrity Centerfold: Jessica Hahn [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Hahn--who pouted so convincingly about how she was violated by the televangelist huckster, Rev Jimmy Bakker--refused to be a quiet pious little victim. In fact in this video when we aren't ogling the skillful work of her plastic surgeon, we notice how Jessica tosses a cross against a wall. The symbolism of a cross shattering is too blatant to miss. You get the idea that Hahn expected her bodacious bod (along with capped teeth and new nose) to catapult her into the zone of Jenny McCarthy or Vicky Lynn Smith (aka Anna Nicole). Sadly Jessica had a brief "celebrity-hood" but soon descended into the realm of B movie "actress". These days (Nov 2001) I doubt Hahn could even get air time on the Stern radio show.[Stern has the dubious honor of "discovering" Hahn. Her attorney during the PTL "scandal" was able to get her on Stern's AM shock jock show]. This is quite a video, nonetheless. Hahn's strange progression from "church secretary" to soft porn star is a strange trip. We'll never know what really happened between her and Bakker in that motel room. She's been quoted as describing her tryst with Bakker as a forcible rape, while other times it is described as an affair. Either way, her brief intercourse with Bakker did two things: it did evangelical Christianity a huge favor by weeding out that money-grubbing false prophet (and his wife!) and allowing a rather plain gangly gal from Long Island to become the centerfold dream-come-true of Jessica Hahn. Jessica could have become a crime victim icon and a regular lecturer on the aggrieved feminist/victim lecture circuit. You go girl and hold onto whatever celebrity you still have before you too become a footnote to 80s trivia!
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7 of 10 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
WOW!!!!, July 20, 2001
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This review is from: Playboy / Celebrity Centerfold: Jessica Hahn [VHS] (VHS Tape)
Jessica Hahn was totally hot in this video!!!! The scenes of her in bed and on the merry go round are fantastic! Her breasts and butt look great! This is by far the best Playboy video that I have ever seen! Jessica can be seen in a variety of poses, ranging from fully clothed to totally nude! The only criticism I would have is that the segments are a bit too short. I would have made them longer and gotten Jessica nude a lot quicker. I can't say enough about how awesome Jessica looked! She was stunning to say the least! I recommmend it as a must have! If I could, I would give this video 10 stars. If this video doesn't get you excited, then nothing will.
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