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Please Hammer Don't Hurt Em

HammerAudio CD
3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)

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listen  1. Here Comes The Hammer 4:32$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  2. U Can't Touch This 4:17$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  3. Have You Seen Her 4:42$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  4. Yo!! Sweetness 4:36$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  5. Help the Children 5:17$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  6. On Your Face 4:32$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  7. Dancin' Machine 2:55$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  8. Pray 5:13$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  9. Crime Story 5:09$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen10. She's Soft And Wet 3:25$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen11. Black Is Black 4:31$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen12. Lets Go Deeper 5:16$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen13. Work This 5:03$1.29  Buy MP3 

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Product Details

  • Audio CD (February 2, 1990)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Capitol
  • ASIN: B000002UVD
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (38 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #43,866 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

Editorial Reviews

In hip-hop, respect is like currency, and by the mid-'90s MC Hammer was as bereft of props as he was of cash. But there was a short period in the early '90s when every clock in the land read "Hammer time," and truth be told, he was the artist who introduced a lot of kids to hip-hop and its many possibilities. The driving force behind Please Hammer Don't Hurt 'Em, of course, is the irrepressible single "U Can't Touch This," built on the central riff from Rick James's immortal "Super Freak." Hammer also scored with album cuts "Here Comes the Hammer," "Have You Seen Her," and "Pray," but after that, it was a short trip from Benzes to VH1's Behind the Music. --Daniel Durchholz

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13 Tracks - 1. Here Comes The Hammer 4:32 2. U Can't Touch This 4:17 3. Have You Seen Her 4:44 4. Yo!! Sweetness 4:37 5. Help The Children 5:19 6. On Your Face 4:32 7. Dancin' Machine 2:56 8. Pray 5:13 9. Crime S

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22 of 22 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Album that launched Hammer to mega-stardom February 3, 2003
Format:Audio CD
MC Hammer (and later, just Hammer) was one of those musical performers who can be likened to a shooting star. He burned brightly for a brief moment and then flamed out. Unlike other performers who had this fate befall them, Hammer's disappearance was not because of drug problems or any violent criminal issues. He simply stopped making good music. Yet, for the brief period he was on top, he was among the brightest of the stars in the musical sky.

"Please Hammer, Don't Hurt 'Em" was his second album, but the first to truly make an impact on the music charts. "Can't Touch This", a rap-dance track that borrowed liberally from funkmeister Rick James' hit "Super Freak", ignited the frenzy of fans clamoring to hear his music on the radio and in clubs. He continued to churn out hits with his remake of the Chi-Lites "Have You Seen Her" and with his 'signature' tune "Here Comes the Hammer" (The 'signature' tune being a device employed by many rappers in the late 80's and early 90's to announce their arrival on the hip-hop scene with in the form of a music track on their debut album. See Snoop Dogg's "Who Am I? (What's My Name?)" for a good example).

The best track off "Please Hammer..." is "Pray". It's an inspiring track based in Hammer's gospel tendencies and borrowing its beat from Prince's "When Dove Cry". It's a fun track to listen to and the accompanying video is Hammer at his best. It was the second major hit off this album and helped push Hammer into the stratosphere of musical stardom. His stay there may have been brief, but oh what a ride it was!
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars YO!! SWEETNESS July 27, 2003
Format:Audio CD
This Album is one of my favourites! Pure energy, dance, movin',
groovin',"Dancin, Dancin, HAMMER!!" I love it, and it's righteous too!! Some of the best artists like Whitney Houston, Mariah Carey and also MC HAMMER come straight out of the church, not staight outta Compton, and that's a good thing!
MC Hammer puts his gospel roots to good use in this doo-wop-um-bop classic. He speaks from the heart and does in his own righteous way. He spins, moves, shouts, raps and tears the house down! This album is one of the only albums that really gets me pumped and energized!! I cant really put a finger on what the music does, but it just gives me new energy.
Every song is great on this album.Here are my favourites,
U Cant touch this - Never overplayed, this song is tight!
Yo!! Sweetness - This song makes me want to shout HOOOOO!!!!!
On Your Face - This one is a gem. "Aint it funny that the way you feel shows on your face, and no matter how ya try to hide it, it'll state your case" That is so true.
DANCIN' MACINE - Forget about the Jacksons, this is the real thing!! I cant help listening to this song without groovin' on the spot! HAMMER!!!!!!!!!! Ughh!! love it!
Pray - This one is timeless! "Thats what we pray"
Crime Story - "Homeboy, You get no Glory!! And I aint givin em no proppers!!" Maybe all those studio gangsters should take a hint from the Hammer.......really!
She's Soft and Wet - Honest and straight to the point! We guys know what we want and Hammer is just bein real about it!
No song in history is as righteous and honest about this subject.
Most artists are just crude and vulgar when singin about it.
Work This - It took me a while to get into this one, but I really dig the energy in it!
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Memories from a flash in the pan July 23, 2006
Format:Audio CD
So after I lost all of my CDs in a burglary, one of my friends helpfully thought to get my new music collection started with...MC Hammer! Popping it into the CD player reminded me why MC Hammer was super-cool for about a year and a half.

It's an uneven album. There are some great, if dated, songs on this album. "U Can't Touch This" really was good, and "Pray" has worn surprisingly well. On the other hand, some of the other songs, like "Crime Story" and "Have You Seen Her" are just plodding. And the album ends really weakly, with hardly any rapping on "Let's Go Deeper" and "Work This."

If you buy CDs for just one or two songs, there's some nostalgia value here, and you'll have the only car on the block with MC Hammer blasting out your windows. On the other hand, it's really not an album to listen to in its entirety, even if you're on a nostalgia trip.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Say what you want but this album's a classic... May 2, 2006
A Kid's Review
Format:Audio CD
This album brings you back to a time where you didn't need to be shot 9 times to get a record deal, it was actually about skills and not many mcs could rock a flow and show the way MC Hammer could, that's why this album sold over 10 million albums,you

can't deny tracks like "U Can't Touch This", "Pray", "Black Is Black", "Can U See Her"and "Save The Children",

If you appreciate hip-hop music that's fun and has a message unlike a lot of the crap out today that promotes violence and negativity then this album's for you, buy this album and every other MC Hammer while you're at it, he's a legend, peace
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Very fun album all the way through! May 29, 2004
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
MC Hammer's second album was very catchy all the way through! A lot of repetition on many of the songs, but they keep you coming back. I still like U Can't Touch This! I especially like the positive songs Pray, Help the Children and the very social conscious song, Black is Black. But he had some funky grooves in Yo Sweetness, Crime Story, Dancin' Machine, and Here Comes The Hammer! He had some good raps to blend well with the songs. I was surprised that it later sold over 10 million or so and won many awards afterwards!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Worth the buy!
This is by far MC Hammer's best album. This is when he was in his prime and cranked out this infectious hip hop filled with pop hooks. Great album to buy.
Published 10 months ago by dan
5.0 out of 5 stars No rapper since has been nearly a worldwide household name
Youngsters today absolutely have no clue whatsoever just how INSABELY successful MC Hammer was in the 90's
Hammer was the first MEGA superstar rapper, no disrespect to all the... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Brian W. Theisen
5.0 out of 5 stars Mc Hammer
i accidentaly ordered on tape, but i got it on cd already, quite decent and full of soul before he got inside the hard rap.
Published 12 months ago by David Hochman
5.0 out of 5 stars Hammer time
Come on you know this CD was huge when it came out. It is still a good listen after all these years.
Published 13 months ago by reviewinator
5.0 out of 5 stars Hard to find
I got this for a buddy for Christmas kind of as a funny thing and I wasn't sure I would even find an un opened cassette tape but I did. Read more
Published 16 months ago by shousden
1.0 out of 5 stars Nothing Has Changed
This album was wack back in the day and it's still wack today. Not surprising. Now go ahead and vote that my review was not helpful.
Published on March 4, 2011 by B. Falcon
5.0 out of 5 stars MC Hammer
Michael Jackson's worst nightmare on a dance floor was:MC Hammer! Hammer destroyed the competition in the early nineties in the BET/dance categories. Read more
Published on July 25, 2010 by Mark J. House
5.0 out of 5 stars The BEST RAPPER IN THE HISTORY OF RAP!
Published on April 1, 2009 by Destitute
4.0 out of 5 stars Old memories???
This CD brings back old memories. Wish it had more older tunes but its still good
Published on March 29, 2009 by spottedwalker1
4.0 out of 5 stars let's go waaay back....back in to time.....
The name "MC Hammer" was synonymous with parachute pants, dancing entourages, suspenders and funky fresh dance moves. Read more
Published on July 26, 2007 by D. Pawl
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