Customer Reviews

Plodes RECH reDO Lawn Chair - Black Leather with White Stitching and Cherry Arms

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I've owned a lot of expensive chairs in my lifetime. My first highchair was created entirely out of the gilded relics of saints, my favorite arm chair is 60% filled with comet dust (the other 40% is seductive velour) and the office chair I'm currently occupying is Brad Pitt. Seriously, he just kneels there patiently and holds me, a look of quiet contemplation on his face. I'm here to tell you that all these chairs mean NOTHING to me now that I own the Plodes RECH reDO Lawn Chair...even you, Brad-chair.

Maybe it's the rich, full grain black leather. Perhaps the musky, enticing cherry wood? No, my friends. It's the sheer, unmitigated opulence of owning a lawn chair that cost literally twice as much as my last automobile. Some of you filthy, chair-less rubes may wonder why I buy such incredible seating when I only spent $1000 on a car. To those folks I can only say this: DO IT. BUY THE CHAIR. STOP THINKING AND BUY.

My wife was recently diagnosed with a rare form of gall bladder disease known as phase 2 Phromes Syndrome. After seven surgeries and over 78,000 dollars in medical bills I needed a break. Summer is here now and most of my time is spent relaxing by the kiddie pool with a Hamm's tall boy waving at my wife in the upstairs window as she whiles away the time in here hemoglobin isolation unit. One day the beat up old car seat I had been using finally gave out and broke it's last spring. So I decided it was time to treat myself. I maxed out our credit card and bought the Plodes RECH reDO Lawn chair. It's THE MOST COMFORTABLE CHAIR I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. What they don't tell is that it's extremely stain resistant, countless spilled beers couldn't ruin this leather if the gods themselves willed it. When my wife saw me sitting there with a huge smile on my face she pulled out hear breathing tube and asked, "Is that real Cherry Wood." She about died when I told her it was. Literally. So after rushing upstairs, donning my biosuit, entering her hyperbolic chamber, and replacing her oxygen tube she looked up at me smiling and mouthed the words, "I'm so proud of you."

The title of this listing, although boasting an impressive mix of capital and lowercase letters, really does not do the chair justice. Plodes is known for making top quality lawn furnishings, but they really went over the top with their new RECH reDO line. I was pleasantly surprised to find that this chair does not arrive in the standard cardboard amazon box, but was personally delivered to my house by Selma Hayek, who carried the chair on 7 white tigers.

This chair has many unique features. Hidden within the cherry arms is a control panel for the Magneto-Levitation thrusters that allow the occupant of the chair to fly about at up to 300 mi/hr. This chair is extremely ergonomic, after sitting in it for only 5 minutes, I noticed that the occasional pains in my lower back were gone, my beer belly had turned into a 6-pack, and I had 20/20 vision without my glasses.

when I saw that The price of this chair had fallen below $3,000 I sold my solid gold can opener to buy two of them. My wife and I now enjoy sitting in these chairs admiring our collection of Plodes SESH reNEW bowling pins.

This chair helped me to get over my depression, become closer to my kids, then restored my faith in God. Let me explain:

About a year ago July, I found myself at age 34 with two kids, an underwater mortgage on my Cape Cod, and a lazy, good-for-nothing husband who is literally the inspiration for all those fishing jokes. I was on 7 mood stabilisers, had a costly eBay addiction, and since my kids and husband ate all my WIC budget, having beer for breakfast and smoking Virginia Slims the rest of the day to keep my appetite down. Olde E was all I could afford to drink since my husband doesn't bring home bacon or bass.

One chilly day after getting baked and spending all the WIC coupons on Mac & Cheese and Vienna sausages, I realized I was in a slump that I could never end. So when I got home, I went out to the kiddie pool to fake my own drowning. It seemed like a good thing to do, the best way to rescue my family from my debt and myself from my life. As I lay face-down in 8 inches of water, I opened my eyes and realized how beautiful the world was seeing light through my red-dyed hair floating above the impossibly blue bottom of the pool. I lifted my head up and decided then and there that I would spend more time by the pool with little Crystal and Shawn. And the only way to do this was to go all-in and really dedicate myself to my family, leaving myself no alternatives but to be with them. I needed something that would keep me by the pool through thick and thin.

I gathered all my Earthly possessions including CDs, my hair-straightener, shotgun, Hello Kitty collection, and husband's amps, and out-grown children's clothes and put them all up on eBay at the same time. I raked in almost 4 grand and decided to reinvest it in something that would be so precious that I wouldn't even think of spending time away from it. That's when I found the Plodes RECH reDO Lawn Chair.

It came recommended based on other lawn chairs I looked at - I thought I was getting fancy when I discovered the anti-gravity kind that tilt you all backwards but don't let you fall out or nothin. But I could tell when I looked at the luscious black leather and shiny Cherrywood arms that it had to be mine. I just had to know what it felt like to rest my rear in something so purty, so fancy. I ordered it.

The day the Plodes RECH reDO arrived, I was in the den and could see the delivery truck pull up. I knew it had to be either my very last eBuy (a yard jockey) or the chair. I was so happy when I opened the box to find the chair in it - and all ready to be unfolded and put in its place of exaltation! I sat that thing down next to the back door looking at the pool and yelled for the kids to come up from down the street. I sat myself down in it and already having an Olde E on me, didn't move for hours. It was so comfy, I didn't even notice when the sun set. My kids splish-splashed around getting clean there in the water and I thanked God for my life, my family, and my future in the luxurious lawn chair.

TL;DR A++++!!!! WILL DO BUSINESS WITH AGAIN!!!!

I just bought this chair. This chair is unbelievable.

The first thing I noticed as I sat in this chair, is how it caressed my buttocks. It felt like 200 women padding my bottom like after you hit a home run in a base ball game.

A great thing this chair will do, is correct your spelling. As I type, I misspell half of my words. Now normal people would say this is something called "spellchecker", but I do not dare believe them. I truly know the chair is the one who actually corrects my horrible typing.

Back before this chair whenever I had to call tech support, every time I would get connected to Rasheed or Jibhilibad or Dirka Dirkashad. Well not anymore. The only person I get is a good ol' beer drinking, fast food loving, Ford driving American.

Another plus is that this chair will pleasure you. No more awkward dates or having to actually talk to a woman. You can now sit in your basement playing Battlefield 2 and be pleasured at the same time.

I believe this chair was fully assembled in the USA by the worlds top leaders; Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal, and Sylvester Stallone. There is no warranty information because this chair simply does not need a warranty.

This is the best chair made and I love to use this on my front porch. Sitting, drinking beer with my loaded shotgun is what me and the chair love to do. If you mess with me, you mess with the chair. And boy this is one chair you don't want to F@%* with.

Title says it all. Yes, this chair is a babe magnet! However, unlike the other reviewers, this chair almost ruined my life. I almost gave the chair a 1 star review. Please allow me to explain...

From the moment I sat down in this chair, women began throwing themselves at me. There seemed to be nothing I could say or do to keep them away. I felt like a piece of meat. Women were coming at me like shambling hordes of zombies. Only, none of them bit me hard enough to draw blood. So what's the problem, you might ask? I have a loving wife and two wonderful children. This chair created a terrible strain in our relationship. My wife gave me the ultimatum. That's right... "It's me or the chair," she said. That was one of the toughest decisions I ever had to make. Not because of the women. It was because this chair is so flippin' comfy! I can't begin to describe the feeling this chair gave me. From the moment I sat down, it was like it reached into my soul and we became one. I nearly lost my job cause I couldn't get up to go to work. Finally, one day I looked over and saw my children with tears in their eyes. I guess you could say I had an epiphany. It was at that very moment I knew I needed help and I knew I couldn't do it on my own. I reached out to my friends and family. If not for them, I'd probably be sitting in that chair right now. However, I've got my life back together. I'm still married to my VERY understanding wife. The sadness in my children's eyes have turned to joy. But, I'd be lying if I didn't say there is not a day that goes by that I don't think about that chair. It's "one day at a time" for me now. FYI, I was going to do a video review before I sent it back, but I just had to get rid of it. I was afraid I would grow weak if kept it another second. Sorry guys :(

I still give this chair 5 stars because I think it would be perfect for a single guy, with no job and no responsibilities. Also, it's possible that my chair was defective in some way. I'm sure these things are selling like hotcakes and I could be the only person who had this problem, YMMV. Further, you should know before buying that if you return this product you'll be out the shipping fee both to and from. Buyer beware!

This chair is not amazing, it is LIFE CHANGING! We recently took a flight from LAX to Chicago. Somehow, we ended up crash landing in the middle of the Sahara Desert (I know, unbelievable, right?!?) and were stranded without water, food or shelter.

Luckily, I had packed my chair as a carry-on and was able to salvage it from the wreckage. Not a scratch on it!

While all the others went for help, I stayed behind, firmly planted on my RECH reDO chair. The white stitching was a sun repellant and I was sheltered from the blistering rays.

Search and rescue was able to find me by the gleam off the cherry handles. Unfortunately, I was the only survivor.

The Plodes chair saved.my.life.

This chair is so amazing! I bought one on accident one day when I blindfolded myself and clicked all over amazon with one-click purchasing turned on. When it arrived, I was like, "OMG! Leather? Cherry Arms? Are you kidding me?" I put it in my living room right in front of my 62 inch tv.

One day, I fell asleep in front of the tv, and someone broke in and tried to stab me. The leather of the chair stopped the blade. I woke up, grabbed the chair, and hit the poor fool over the head, with the cherry wood arms knocking him clean out. I propped the chair up on his body, sat down on it, and called the police.

I now have bought 10 of them and replaced all my furniture with them. I put two of them together for sleeping.

I LOVE THIS CHAIR!

I've stopped giving to charity in order to afford this remarkable chair. I've never been a fan of sitting until now. Thanks Plodes!

After accidentally getting married to (and then divorcing) my last three patients, I decided a change in my dental practices was needed. I'm a dentist in love with dental hygiene; I fall hopelessly in love with ladies with white teeth, regardless of whether or not my friends tell me they are "honest" or "attractive" or "legally of age."
And so, after my most recent divorce where my 15-year-old wife took all my money and possessions, I found myself desperate to make money off my next patient. So I decided to rethink my business strategy. What could I do to get my regular patients to pay higher prices for their dental operations?
And then it found me: the truth within the truth. I was at church one Sunday when I saw the Plodes RECH reDO Lawn Chair in the Holy Bible. It's true: see for yourself! On page 204, over a thousand of these chairs are sealed away by Moses' brother Aaron, as they had quickly become one of those idols that Israel was constantly worshipping.
I then travelled to Cairo, to Baghdad, to Washington DC, and to Oulu, Finland, doing research on the secret history of the chairs. I discovered that the chairs had been covertly guarded by a secret society for the past 5,000 years. Clues to the chairs' whereabouts were left behind in code by the greatest minds and members of this secret society: Plato, Leonardo DaVinci, Benjamin Franklin, and Abraham Lincoln, until finally Al Gore defected from the society and recovered the lost Plodes reDO Lawn Chairs, putting them up for sale on his internet using a fake store as a covert front.
So I then bought a set of eight of them for my dentist office and put them in the waiting room and use them instead of operating chairs. Not only do I charge a higher visitation fee per patient ($900 for just stepping into my office), I now have patients literally punching themselves in the teeth so that they can come in and use my chairs for dental operations!
And as icing on the cake, all three of my former wives have come back and annulled our divorce papers! I am now happily married with three wives, a million-dollar business operation, and I am now the proud owner of Portugal. Thank you, Plodes RECH reDO Lawn Chairs, and thank you, Al Gore!