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  • Paperback: 320 pages
  • Publisher: Gallery Books (March 4, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1416950907
  • ISBN-13: 978-1416950905
  • Product Dimensions: 0.8 x 4 x 6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #616,436 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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ROBERT GOMEZ

Singer, Midlake

TOP 5 FAVORITE KARAOKE SONGS TO PERFORM TO A REDNECK AUDIENCE

Frank Sinatra Night and Day

Doobie Brothers What a Fool Believes

Tina Turner Proud Mary

George Benson Masquerade

R.E.M. It's the End of the World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

To me karaoke songs are one part drunk vocal obstacle course and one part comedic impression. Of course I really enjoy watching the guys and gals get up there and take the shit seriously. The home for karaoke in my town (Denton, Texas) is the notorious and glorious Sunset Bar & Grill. A redneck lite-beer-drinking crowd, always boisterous and always belligerent, peppered with the most flamboyantly gay and vocally gifted host and his alternative lifestyle crew. "Where my gay boys at? Where my lesbians at?" he screams. The redneck/gay boy/girl combo is always a great time leaning toward the bizarre. Last time we went, my friend Phil was asked, "You wanna redneck ass-whoopin'?" He responded, "No." (Good answer.)

LIAM GERRARD

Singer, The Veils

MY TOP 5 FAVORITE KARAOKE SECRETS

Limp Bizkit Nookie

Metallica The Unforgiven, Pt. II

Toni Braxton Unbreak My Heart

Metallica St. Anger

Bob Seger & the Silver Bullet Band Turn the Page

The secret to great karaoke is to choose a song that means something to you and means something to the people around you. That's why Justin Reynolds and I chose to perform Limp Bizkit's timeless "Nookie" at a Korean karaoke bar in the Summer of '06. Because it's raw, because it's honest, because it's vital.

Patrons ruminating over which dreary standard to bang out got more than they bargained for that night, as two juiced-up bulldogs crisscrossed the stage like Hogan and Warrior in their prime, spitting those words that meant so much with a venom belying their comfortable upbringing and moderate success with women.

That's what karaoke's about. No ego, no bullshit, no boundaries. Three and a half minutes that were ours and ours alone. Our riff, our blood, our love. Believe.

CASSETTES WON'T LISTEN

TOP 5 FAVORITE KARAOKE SONGS TO PERFORM

Sir Mix-A-Lot Baby Got Back

Commodores Brick House

Duran Duran Girls on Film

Bobby Brown My Prerogative

Skee-Lo I Wish

Many people don't know this, but my very first band was actually a rap group. Our crew was called JJ's Van, referring to my parents' minivan in which I would cart my friends around through the streets of New Orleans. We would write rhymes about how much money we had, how many girls sweated us, and, of course, our pimped-out minivan. We were the trailblazers for today's mainstream, shitty rap. This was before the days we could afford a home studio, so we would record our songs on a Sharper Image karaoke machine over other people's music. None of it could be released, obviously, because we were actually recording over the full instrumentals from well-known top 40 artists. This was my first introduction to everything from recording to karaoke. People tend to stick to the song they're supposed to be singing, but even to this day I pull out the old school JJ's Van rhymes when tearing the roof off of the local karaoke bar. They're still not very good, but hey, karaoke isn't supposed to be good.

GEOFF RICKLEY

Singer, Thursday

TOP 5 FAVORITE KARAOKE SONGS TO PERFORM AT A TIKI REST

Danzig Mother

Bruce Springsteen Born to Run

Meat Loaf Paradise by the Dashboard Light

Don McLean American Pie

Led Zeppelin Stairway to Heaven

When my best friend, Alex, was running Eyeball Records out of his house in Kearny, New Jersey, we used to take all our bands to a Hawaiian Island-themed karaoke place for its tiki-flavored ambiance and 3000-proof Zombies. The owners apparently didn't understand the notion of indie rock, so they treated us like Bon Jovi. We would rage to "Born to Run" by the Boss and "Mother" by Danzig. The unwitting middle-age couples would get a choir of drunken hardcore kids backing them up on "American Pie." Then suddenly the dream was over. Alex was closing out the night with "Paradise by the Dashboard Light," sung from the balcony. A mini-riot broke out between a bunch of Jersey bodybuilders in the back. Piebald, My Chemical Romance, and the rest of us were suddenly in the middle of a movie style smashup, complete with splintered bamboo and broken walls.

PATRICK STUMP

Singer, Fall Out Boy

TOP 5 FAVORITE KARAOKE SONGS TO PERFORM AND WHY

Bobby Brown On Our Own

Michael Jackson Rock With You

New Edition Boys to Men

Journey Any Way You Want It

R. Kelly I Believe I Can Fly

My first pick is "On Our Own," from Ghostbusters 2 with love. Any rap with the word "proton pack" is a surefire hit.

"Rock with You" wasn't as big a hit as "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough," but if you want to stretch your falsetto and hit on girls in that shy/early Michael solo/sequined-jumpsuit kind of way, this is your jam.

"Boys to Men" is a true rarity and I've never actually seen it on a karaoke list, but it's my favorite New Edition song. Johnny Gil killed it...so likely it's a bad idea to cover, but fuck it.

And I had to throw on at least one very obvious, very legit karaoke hit. Here it is: "Any Way You Want It." It's karaoke duh incarnate.

"I Believe I Can Fly": This is the closer. End of the night, way too many drinks, way too little inhibition, you go for the Space Jam.

JOSH MADDEN

DJ/Fashion Stylist, DCMA/MADE

EIGHT OF MY FAVORITE KARAOKE SONGS TO PERFORM

Oasis Roll With It

The Lemonheads Into Your Arms

Bob Marley Is This Love

Blur Parklife

The Clash The Guns of Brixton

Rancid Time Bomb

Green Day Macy's Day Parade

Human League Don't You Want Me (double points for duets)

Celine Dion I'm Your Angel (double double points for Celine Dion songs because she is a robot)

When I moved to New York City I knew three people: a guy named Steve Feinberg, MC Chris, and his DJ, John Fewell. One night a few months after I moved to the city, I met a short, energetic, devilish sweetheart named Sarah Lewitinn and immediately decided that we were twins that had been separated at birth. From the minute I met her she took me everywhere, or I followed her, and that's pretty much how I remember my life in New York starting. I don't remember being born, but I remember everything about this time.

One evening the call came, as it did most every night, and I was given the address of some place on some street downtown and a time to show up. I mentioned MC Chris before -- well, at this time he was sleeping on an air mattress on my studio apartment floor writing his second record, and I told him to put on his shoes and come with me. I've never been good at showing up alone.

Upon finding the location we were directed to an eight-foot-by-eight-foot room in the back, crammed with about twenty people, none of whom I knew, and Sarah. It turns out the occasion for celebration was the birthday of one Lawrence Lewitinn, who, being the honored guest, decided that upon entering the room you must immediately pick a song and sing, no questions, go. I must be honest, I knew what karaoke was, but I'd never done it, I'd never wanted to, I didn't want to then....

A little-known fact about me is that I can sing any Frank Sinatra song as well as Ol' Blue Eyes himself; I am so good it's embarrassing. I mean, I've got to be honest with you, I scare myself, I'm so good. So I walk in the room, I punch in song number 4736, and for the first time ever I sing "Night and Day" in front of twenty perfect strangers. I did it so well that I got a boner and pooped in my pants a little.

Since that night, I sing that song every day, in the shower, and Sarah, Lawrence, and Frank are forever some of my favorite people. I love most every song Frank Sinatra ever sang.

Copyright © 2008 by Sarah Lewitinn --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.


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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By The Fabric Collector on July 22, 2009
Format: Kindle Edition
This little book is great. I have given several copies to friends and keep having to buy a new one for myself. It's a great intro to the karaoke world for those who are curious and provides many suggestions to the important "What should I sing?" or "Help me find a song!" questions that everyone seems to ask at the start.

The short stories by professional musicians in the later chapter are hilarious. And it's cheap!
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0 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Kelli D. on February 6, 2010
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I would use this company again. The book arrived on time and in perfect condition as described.
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0 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Robina S. Tennant on March 19, 2009
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I thought with 300+ pages that this was going to have actual songs in it since it kept popping up on a lot of songs I was looking for, but it's not at all. It was a total waste of money.
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