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The Sweet Potato Queens' Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit (Sweet Potato Queens Series) [Unabridged] [Audio CD Library Binding]

Jill Conner Browne (Author, Narrator)
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)


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Sweet Potato Queens Series January 1, 2008
When does 1 + 1 = 3 (or more)? When you’ve got a baby on the way. Part of that new math, says #1 New York Times bestselling author Jill Conner Browne - whom USA Today calls “just plain funny” - includes the addition of an outsize sense of humor to balance the equation of your growing family. The Sweet Potato Queens’ Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit is a hilarious (though not scientifically tested) wink at the time-honored mysteries of parenting, for anybody who has ever had a kid or has ever known one, knows that the experience is neither fun nor profitable - so, you might as well laugh! As each generation begins its hopeful, happy, and, yes, sometimes harrowing journey together as Parent and Child, together they spawn a new body of “knowledge,” the nuances of which will elude the Experts every time. Here are stories of the things we do for Mother Love - or, the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever - and tips guaranteed not to be found in any other parenting guide. - How to Talk to a Pregnant Woman - How the Diamonds on Delivery Policy Can Speed Up the Labor Nature Intended - Why a Good Mother Is Always Adept at Subterfuge - The List of Things You Wouldn’t Think You Would Have to Tell Kids Not to Do - Why Mothers of Sons Can Never Retire and - Why, for Parents, It’s Just a Short Drive to the Poorhouse The Sweet Potato Queens’ Guide to Raising Children for Fun and Profit will have everyone who’s ever been a parent - or ever thought of becoming one - or been a child - or is still one - giggling and grinning (no small feat) through those child-bearing years…and beyond.


Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

After a successful foray as a novelist (2006's The Sweet Potato Queens' First Big-Ass Novel), Brown returns to instructional mode with this frothy and ribald guide to parenting (the most incredibly full-time volunteer job ever). Beginning with the physical changes during pregnancy, she notes the joy of gaining big, voluptuous, cleaving breasts until realizing that most everything south of them grows exponentially at the same time. There's even advice on talking to a pregnant woman (a crapshoot on a good day). But fairly quickly, the baby is out and hungry (Breast-feeding was just about the greatest job I ever had, Browne confesses, recalling her daughter latched on to me like my own little refrigerator magnet). At that point, there's a division between Alpha Moms (who make their own dirt from scratch) and Beta Moms (the one that Alpha Moms trust only to bring the paper towels and trash bags to the parties). Like a sassy best girlfriend, Browne offers her (and her fellow Queens') brassy take on teaching tykes values and manners with an irreverent way of dealing with cussing and kids trying to bilk the Tooth Fairy out of $100. (Jan. 1)
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About the Author

Jill Conner Browne, New York Times bestselling author and Boss Queen, tours and speaks full-time about all things Queenly. She is the author of The Sweet Potato Queens’ First Big-Ass Novel; The Sweet Potato Queens’ Wedding Planner/Divorce Guide; The Sweet Potato Queens’ Field Guide to Men: Every Man I Love Is Either Married, Gay, or Dead; The Sweet Potato Queens’ Big-Ass Cookbook (and Financial Planner); God Save the Sweet Potato Queens; and The Sweet Potato Queens’ Book of Love. She lives in Jackson, Mississippi.

Product Details

  • Audio CD Library Binding
  • Publisher: Brilliance Audio on CD Unabridged Lib Ed; Unabridged library edition (January 1, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1423311299
  • ISBN-13: 978-1423311294
  • Product Dimensions: 6.3 x 6.8 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 9.6 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #5,251,779 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Jill Conner Browne is the New York Times bestselling author of six Sweet Potato Queens books. She lives and writes on all things Queenly from Jackson, Mississippi.

 

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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious fun, February 8, 2008
Prolly the gal above just hadn't been in the throes of child rearin' in a while. I found this highly entertaining and inflicted chapters of it on unsuspecting friends, co workers, relatives and even my very own Most Definitely Cutest Boy in the World. The Alpha Mom description about made me need a depends and the chapter on Penii, since I have a couple of owners them under the age of ten, to rear, also left me in fits.

Check it out of the library if you are too scared to plop down some money but overall it was a good hour or more of entertainment and had a few parenting tricks in there to boot. Read it your ownself if you want to know.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars disappointing..., July 28, 2008
I loved the other SPQ books, and this one started off laugh-out-loud great... but then it lost momentum. I felt like half the book was an advertisement for her other books, and i got tired of her use of the word "herveryownself." Once or twice would have been fine, but it got tiresome. If you can borrow a copy, it might be worth the read, but don't waste your money buying the book.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
3.0 out of 5 stars Not as good as previous SPQ books, February 14, 2008
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Laurie Pollpeter "Laurie" (Colgate, Wi United States) - See all my reviews
I have loved the previous Sweet Potato Queen books, though none can top the first SPQ book! This book started out really funny then kind of died. I was laughing out loud on an airplane in the beginning of the book, then put it away until the return flight as I just lost interest. But, if you have small children, you shoould find it very humerous.
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