Finally, consumer innovators have heard the pee of millions of voices around the world! At last we can toss out that old toilet-side copy of
What's Your Poo Telling You? and reign like a king while improving our swing.
I'm so satisfied with this product that I've stopped taking my usual colon cleanse just so I can feel free to sit, push and putt for hours on end. I even quadrupled my intake of pastas, breads, and cheese while cutting out most fibers and liquid. The instructions don't say to do this, but anybody truly desiring to deliver a birdie will do likewise.
My only complaint is that I would have liked a "bumper rail" on the green for those times when you occasionally miss the hole. A good many messy accidents were made chasing after the ball while, um, "multi-tasking" - let's just say, after one bogey, my sparkly clean bathroom looked more like your fingers after eating a Reese's cup found in the backseat of a hot car.
Still, the pros no doubt usurp the cons when it comes to this genius invention. And hopefully they won't stop here, as a bathroom bowling set is also high on my wishlist.