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Best @#$%ing jeans for kicking people in the face!
on July 9, 2014
If you're like me, you've spent decades perfecting your head kick, and walk the streets waiting for something to break off where you have the opportunity to legally spin-kick a gang-banger or thug in the face. But if you wear conventional jeans, you can't lift your leg up high enough due to restrictions in the crotchal region. What then?!! You'd have to just leg kick somebody or punt to the groin, and that won't make for a great YouTube video. Fortunately, there are Prana Axiom Jeans! The gusseted crotch and stretchable fabric is made for rock climbing--which also makes them perfect for throwing head kicks. And they look like regular casual jeans, so no one will expect what you've got waiting on them. And if by chance you got taken to the ground, the extra flexibility is good for triangle chokes. These jeans look great, are well made, and are the next best thing since Chuck Norris Action Jeans. Get a pair and kick someone in the face today!