Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment

by Preparation H

Product Features

• Soothes and relieves local itching, burning, and discomfort
• Shrinks swollen tissue; coats to protect irritated or inflamed area
• For external and/or intra-rectal use only
• Pregnant or breast-feeding women should consult a physician before use
• Please read all label information on delivery

Product Description

Size: 1

Prevents Further Irritation.

• Prompt Soothing Relief from Painful Burning, Itching and Discomfort.
• Shrinks Swollen Hemorrhoidal Tissue.
• Protects Irritated Tissue.
• Relieves Internal and External Discomfort.

Made in USA.

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 5.4 x 1.6 x 1.1 inches ; 1.6 ounces
• Shipping Weight: 1.6 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: Currently, item can be shipped only within the U.S.
• ASIN: B000052WRF
• UPC: 305732871103
• Item model number: 287110
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Luke .... use the prep!, February 3, 2006

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Obi Wan Prep-Obi "keen, discerning reviewer o... (Butt-town, asscrackville) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment -- 2 oz (Health and Beauty)

An ode to the beloved ointment that remedeys our rear ends, after all a simple prosaic review just wouldn't do for this miracle product:

When you're itchin down under
Those burning little rascals
The ones we know as 'roids
Will be made scarce once you
Stick in the prep applicator,
give it a gentle squeeze,
And watch those nasty 'roids shrink,
and you'll soon feel at ease,

It's uses are many and you just might,
put it on toast instead of vegemite.

So three cheers for the prep,
the bold and stoic H,
thwarting nasty hemorrhoids
when your dignity's at stake.

So the inventor of prep is truly a saint,
and sing his praises high whilst slathering it on your taint.

5 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Obi-Wan Prep-Obi's Little Brother, April 10, 2006

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Obi-Wan Prep-Obi's Little Brother "Prep!" (Asscrackville) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment -- 2 oz (Health and Beauty)

This product is a very amazing thing, as stated in the other poem. Therefore, another poem is necessary.

Hello, 'roid sufferers,
all unhappy and swollen,
just wait till you feel the prep,
and then you will feel worth bullion.

Just stick it up and squeeze,
to feel at ease,
like you're floating in a breeze,
that happens to smell like nasty cheese.

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