Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment

by Preparation H

Product Features

• Helps relieve the local itching and discomfort associated with hemorrhoidsTemporarily shrinks hemorrhoidal tissue and relieves burningTemporarily provides a coating for relief of anorectal discomfortsTemporarily protects the inflamed, irritated anorectal surface to help make bowel movements less painfulRegular use provides continual therapy for relief of symptoms
• Preparation H

Product Description

Size: 2

Amazon.com Product Description

For relief of both internal and external hemorrhoidal symptoms, this ointment is effective at shrinking swollen hemorrhoidal tissues, and giving prompt relief from painful burning, itching, and discomfort. You can apply Preparation H continually as therapy for relief of hemorrhoidal symptoms.

The manufacturer recommends application to the affected area up to 4 times daily, especially at night, in the morning and after each bowel movement.

Product Description

Prevents further irritation. Prompt soothing relief from painful burning, itching and discomfort. Shrinks swollen hemorrhoidal tissue. Protects irritated tissue. Relieves internal and external discomfort. Made in USA.

Product Details

• Product Dimensions: 6.7 x 1.5 x 1.3 inches ; 1.6 ounces
• Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• ASIN: B0000VLX0K
• UPC: 305732871202
• Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (2 customer reviews)

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

6 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Luke .... use the prep!, February 3, 2006

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Obi Wan Prep-Obi "keen, discerning reviewer o... (Butt-town, asscrackville) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment -- 2 oz (Health and Beauty)

An ode to the beloved ointment that remedeys our rear ends, after all a simple prosaic review just wouldn't do for this miracle product:

When you're itchin down under
Those burning little rascals
The ones we know as 'roids
Will be made scarce once you
Stick in the prep applicator,
give it a gentle squeeze,
And watch those nasty 'roids shrink,
and you'll soon feel at ease,

It's uses are many and you just might,
put it on toast instead of vegemite.

So three cheers for the prep,
the bold and stoic H,
thwarting nasty hemorrhoids
when your dignity's at stake.

So the inventor of prep is truly a saint,
and sing his praises high whilst slathering it on your taint.

5 of 8 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Obi-Wan Prep-Obi's Little Brother, April 10, 2006

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Obi-Wan Prep-Obi's Little Brother "Prep!" (Asscrackville) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment -- 2 oz (Health and Beauty)

This product is a very amazing thing, as stated in the other poem. Therefore, another poem is necessary.

Hello, 'roid sufferers,
all unhappy and swollen,
just wait till you feel the prep,
and then you will feel worth bullion.

Just stick it up and squeeze,
to feel at ease,
like you're floating in a breeze,
that happens to smell like nasty cheese.

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