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Preparation H Hemorrhoidal Ointment -- 2 oz

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An ode to the beloved ointment that remedeys our rear ends, after all a simple prosaic review just wouldn't do for this miracle product:

When you're itchin down under

Those burning little rascals

The ones we know as 'roids

Will be made scarce once you

Stick in the prep applicator,

give it a gentle squeeze,

And watch those nasty 'roids shrink,

and you'll soon feel at ease,

It's uses are many and you just might,

put it on toast instead of vegemite.

So three cheers for the prep,

the bold and stoic H,

thwarting nasty hemorrhoids

when your dignity's at stake.

So the inventor of prep is truly a saint,

and sing his praises high whilst slathering it on your taint.

This product is a very amazing thing, as stated in the other poem. Therefore, another poem is necessary.

Hello, 'roid sufferers,

all unhappy and swollen,

just wait till you feel the prep,

and then you will feel worth bullion.

Just stick it up and squeeze,

to feel at ease,

like you're floating in a breeze,

that happens to smell like nasty cheese.