Customer Reviews

Preparation H Medicated Hemorrhoidal Wipes with Witch Hazel and Aloe 48 wipes

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Me bum never felt so fresh!

Seriously, these things are great. Toilet paper doesn't completely clean me bum, if you know what I mean. The right answer is to use a bidet after dropping your friends off at the pool. Sadly, bidets are hard to find in the US.

Prep. H Wipes are the next best thing. They leave me bum crystal clean, which prevents odor and discomfort until the next time you need to make brownies.

I highly recommend using these as the final pass after doing your best with toilet paper.

... and make those hemmorhoids shrink in fright.

Your bum feels fresh,
you are feeling jovial
and when you break one off,
your roids are nice and trivial.

So lets take off our hats,
to the war hero "prep"
we will always remember
it's ice cold "glep"

And just for humor,
a wise man once said:
"If you step,
On the prep,
It will go glep."

... and those little burney roids will run for their life
After dropping off your waste
grab a wipe that's moist,
make your bunghole smile :-),
as it's been quite a while,
and face it, you're in denial,
that you've many-a pile,
why not make em shrink,
dissapear from around your sphink,
and leave only nice healthy skin,
so you can get back to bike riding again.

Ahh isn't that nice, your bum is cool as ice.