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My fellow Americans,
President John F. Kennedy once famously said, "Hey, is that blond intern eighteen yet?" He also said, "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country."
We've changed a lot since JFK asked us all to pitch in. We've become a nation of narcissistic, yoga-mat-toting, service-dog-having, absentee dads and gluten-free, hand-wringing, hypochondriac moms of overcaffeinated (yet somehow still lazy) twerking tweens. And our government is an inept bureaucracy incapable of doing anything except getting in our wallets and in our way.
We've got to get it together, America.
That is why I, Adam Carolla, hereby declare myself Candidate Carolla. The tome you hold in your hands is a statement of my intent to whip our country back into fighting shape, to eliminate the "what are you going to do for me?" mentality that has invaded our country.
President Me is my manifesto, my vision for a better place . . . free of Big Government, barefoot fliers, lazy hipsters who'd rather "Occupy" than work, and the other things that are bringing our country down. With my cabinet appointees, my list of worthy and necessary presidential ManDates, and tons of great ideas for fixing our health care, education, energy, and even national parks systems . . . behold an America we can be proud of. The America I see in my head.
You're welcome in advance.
Your future leader,
Adam Carolla is the author of the New York Times bestsellers In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks, Not Taco Bell Material, and President Me, as well as a radio and television host, comedian, and actor. Carolla is well known as the cohost of the syndicated radio and MTV show Loveline, the cocreator and star of The Man Show and Crank Yankers, and a contestant on Dancing with the Stars and Celebrity Apprentice. He currently hosts Catch a Contractor and The Adam Carolla Show, which is the Guinness World Record holder for Most Downloaded Podcast and is available on iTunes and AdamCarolla.com.
Adam Carolla is very insightful, however he likes to dog on his own educational shortcomings while at the same time producing outstanding media content. Read morePublished 13 days ago by dband
Adam corolla is one of the funniest people out there. I will never understand why he is not the guy with a late night show or sitcomPublished 19 days ago by c.u.
Ace delivers another fine addition to his prior releases. Poignant section of national travel that I happened to read on a cross country flight. Read morePublished 1 month ago by P. Stockinger
I liked the book. I think Carolla makes a lot of sense and he's quite funny while he's at it. He took personal responsibility and cleaned up his own pretty miserable life. Read morePublished 1 month ago by The Professor
this is a laugh out loud book!!! Carrolla's views and opinions are things that have crossed most of our minds at one time or another! Easy read but very enjoyable!!! Read morePublished 1 month ago by LMS