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Pride and Promiscuity : The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen [Parody] [Hardcover]

Arielle Eckstut (Author), Dennis Ashton (Author)
2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (40 customer reviews)


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April 1, 2001
So it wasn't just subtext after all! In an unparalleled literary discovery, previously unknown writings unmask the Jane Austen hidden from history and reveal a writer whose sense and sensibility were more than matched by her knowledge of sex and sensuality. In a pitch-perfect literary parody, Arielle Eckstut and David Auburn claim to have stumbled upon lost manuscript pages from Jane Austen's novels, along with shocking letters to her sister and publisher. The 'excerpts' take readers behind closed doors to behold some very naughty goings-on among the characters of Pride and Prejudice, Sense and Sensibility, Emma and all of Austen's novels. Emma, it is revealed, takes self-satisfaction to a whole new level; Charlotte Lucas dresses up as Lady Catherine de Bourgh to give Mr. Collins the spanking of his life; and Fanny and Edmund are not the only ones at Mansfield Park flirting with incest. Elegantly packaged and 'authenticated' by a so-called Austen expert, Pride and Promiscuity belongs on the bookshelf of Austen fanatics and the millions who have made the films based on her works so popular. Even the most serious literary scholar would bet his tenure at whist to get his hands on this spirited and witty gem that proves Jane is hotter than any of us ever imagined!


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About the Author

Arielle Eckstut is a literary agent living in New York City and San Francisco.

Product Details

  • Hardcover: 160 pages
  • Publisher: Fireside (April 1, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 068487265X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0684872650
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.2 x 0.5 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.2 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 2.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (40 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,326,425 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Arielle Eckstut is the co-founder of The Book Doctors, a company that helps authors to write, sell and market their books. She is also an agent-at-large literary agent at the Levine Greenberg Literary Agency, one of New York City's most respected and successful agencies. For 18 years, she has been helping hundreds of talented writers become published authors. Arielle is not only the author of seven books, but she is also a successful entrepreneur. She co-founded the iconic company, LittleMissMatched, and grew it from a tiny operation into a leading national brand which grossed over 30 million in retail sales last year, and now has stores from coast to coast, everywhere from Disneyland to Disney World to Fifth Avenue in New York City.

Arielle has appeared everywhere from NPR's Morning Edition to The New York Times to USA Today. She has taught writers about publishing everywhere from Stanford University, to the Miami Book Festival, to the granddaddy of American bookstores, Strand Books in New York City. Her book The Essential Guide to Getting Your Book Published is the go-to book on the subject, and contains all the information you'll ever need, taking you through the entire process of conceiving, writing, selling, marketing and promoting your book.

To learn more about Arielle, visit her website, www.thebookdoctors.com

 

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15 of 15 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Give it a chance......, December 15, 2001
This review is from: Pride and Promiscuity : The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen [Parody] (Hardcover)
I find myself in a state of disbelief that a group of Jane Austen readers, such as those that have preceded me in reviewing, could not get a laugh out of this work. I am not your average Jane Austen fan, for I am both male and 21, but I have noticed the custom that other Jane Austen lovers are some of the brightest and creative people per capita. I find her work delightfully humorous and, though not quite to same standard, I found Pride and Promiscuity rather enjoyable in its absurdity.

There were obvious modernities throughout, but I found these to be part of the book's charm. I believe it goes with the territory of this parody; otherwise "Austen" would have been extraordinarily prophetic to write such an exact list of contemporary taboos. I never expect anyone to effectively simulate Austen's ideas or writing, but this was an agreeable farce. I found myself chuckling enough to compensate for those before me, "offended and disgusted." I dare not refer to it as a literary masterpiece, nor the self-proclaimed "discovery of the century," but, as a work of inexorable ludicrousness, I found it well worth my time.

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20 of 23 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars Keep Your Corsets On ; Not Funny, November 12, 2004
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M. O Schmidt (Columbia Heights, Minnesota United States) - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Pride and Promiscuity : The Lost Sex Scenes of Jane Austen [Parody] (Hardcover)
Very disappointing. My daughter and I are Austen fanatics, and the idea of x-rated parodies of Jane was too delightful to pass up. Sadly, they are trite and predictable, and not funny for the most part. In a fit of madness, I bought each of us a copy of this tripe, and that was two too many. The idea had great promise, and it was a very clever idea, but the execution was poor. Try and find this on sale or at a garage sale. It's not worth the full price.
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15 of 17 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Loosen Your Corset!, June 20, 2001
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Steve Gillard "Steve Gillard" (Port Townsend, Washington USA) - See all my reviews
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I've been reading the other reviews -- what a hoot! It's either 1Star or 5Stars, depending on whether the reader expected some new arcane insight or was reading with a functioning funny bone. The book is a parody -- Jane Austen herself wrote parodies, so she probably would love this book. It's making fun of the restrictive moral conventions that made it so difficult for a woman such as Jane to be published. It actually shows a lot of respect for her writing. It's clear that the authors did a lot of research on the kinds of words and punctuation she used, plus they seem so familiar with her characters. I think it's amazing that Jane Austen created characters that seem so alive that people are able to imagine them in new situations. Other Austen fans will enjoy reading these scenes, and even people who haven't read her books will laugh when they read these sex scenes described with such proper, old-fashioned style. It's a hilarious mix! So, loosen your corset and bust a chuckle!
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