Princess Diana - The Musical
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If you're a staunch monarchist and very dim, you WILL enjoy this !
If you like musicals and kitch, really bad lyrics and muzak, you WILL enjoy this !
The lyrics are SO bad (Diana : "Should I throw up now, or later ?" or the Queen Mum describing Diana's kids as "... The heir and the spare of the monarchy").
Some good little tunes in the album, and lyrics so appalingly bad they are hilarious, it's worth a punt for a few quid.
"Everything happens at Buckingham Palace at the Palace at the Palace..." (Really, does it? Really, does it? Really, does it?) (party guests)
"Should I throw up now or later?" (Mmm, depends...who's around?) (Princess Diana)
"He's the manliest man and the grandliest gran" (The what?) (Princess Diana)
"Then she died, and now she's gone..." (Really? She died, and now she's gone? Both those things?) (Princess Diana)
Anyway, I laughed all the way through it. But you know, I listened to it. It's insidiously addictive.
Diana: He's such a man! He's so different from all of those boys I've seen around!
Charles: Darling, I brought some books by Sir Laurence van der Post to read with you!
Diana: He's such a man! He's more charming and worldly than anyone in this town!
Charles: I brought my fishing poles! Do you like to fish?
Diana: And he treats me with respect and dignity!
Charles: I invited all the Navy officers to dine with us. I hope you don't mind.
Diana: And he's always a real gentleman!
Charles: Darling, now that we're married you don't have to call me Sir anymore!
Diana: He bowed and took my hand!
Charles: Do you like my new kilts?
Diana: He's the manliest man!
Charles: Want to see my muscle?
Diana: That the world has ever known! He's such a man! He's such a man!
*A picture of Camilla Parker-Bowles falls out of Prince Charles's diary*
Diana: Oh, Charles, let me help you!
Charles: Diana! It's just one picture of her--it doesn't mean anything to me! Look, Diana, it's just a picture of a time from my past--you're my future, you're my Queen!
Diana: Charles, you told me you were over her!
Charles: I am!
Diana: Charles, I am your wife!Read more ›
Even the Lifetime network would have declined this script. Only buy this as a gag gift for people that you despise. It's awful.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
I have seen this musical and listened to the music many times. It is a heartwarming and humorous look at the relationship between Princess Diana and Prince Charles. Read morePublished on May 16, 2010 by JMR
This is absolutely terrible. It's good for a few laughs, but beyond that, there is no point. Musically, it is full of cliches and has no merit whatsoever. Read morePublished on August 28, 2003
This either rates 1 star or 5, depending on your sense of taste. It falls into the same region as Precious Moments figurines and Franklin Mint plates -- if you like those, then... Read morePublished on November 7, 2001 by myeck
This CD is a must have for any Princess Diana fan.A little known musical that I hope will come back.Lively tunes that will keep your foot a tappin. Read morePublished on January 12, 2000 by Brent Robison